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i won't quit until my eyes go red by illumynare
Fandoms: Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
05 Jan 2026
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So Scar has been selected for the starring role in a death game! That’s fine, it is perfectly expected and fine. Someone had to notice his charisma and star power (SCARRRR POWER) sooner or later.
Also, Scar grew up High Vex, which meant that “battle royale vs your friends and family, loser gets hunted for sport” was pretty much just another Tuesday for him. True, he’d never been much good at that part of the High Vex lifestyle, to the point that his family had been preparing to sell his Name to an Evoker before Cub helped him skip town—but! The point is! He has experience.
(or: the Third Life AU where Scar knows a little more than he should, and Grian's life is so terrible that the death game is kind of healing, actually.)
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- Part 3 of unsweetened lemonade
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- English
- Words:
- 39,596
- Chapters:
- 7/7
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 268
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- 318
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Bookmarked by EarlDearest
26 Jul 2026
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The Higher-Ups wanted Xisuma to hurt Mumbo for this. He had no good reason not to hurt Mumbo Jumbo, a redstone genius he’d hosted for years– no good reason not to flaunt his authority and take him apart at the base level, and it would feel good, wouldn’t it, wouldn’t it feel so great and entertaining–
“Several Hermits lost their whole inventories in the explosion,” Xisuma pointed out, thinking very loudly about those inventories and nothing else. “Let’s see, there’s Stress, Iskall, Grian, Scar, False…”
“Yes, and– and Etho. That’s put him behind on the blaze farm, but I could help with that, also, and provide– I could make it up to people,” Mumbo said, voice breaking. “It is a lot of damage. I know.”
Unruly and irresponsible, the observers echoed, a rasp at the base of Xisuma’s brain. Watching. Not even that interesting. There are standards to uphold, Admin Xisumavoid. We would hate to replace you.
“There are standards to uphold,” Xisuma echoed miserably.
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- Part 17 of mcyt fic my beloved
- Part 4 of hermit/traffic sampler [personal favorites]
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26 Jul 2026
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hermit/traffic sampler [personal favorites] by Odaigahara
Fandom 3rd Life | Last Life SMP Series, Hermitcraft SMP, Life Series | 3rd Life SMP Series
07 Dec 2025
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look i like putting fic in boxes and the 'my beloved' series are getting a little unwieldy. this one's a shortcut
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- 105,095
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- 10
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Bookmarked by EarlDearest
26 Jul 2026
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Arthur is Merlin's tech support at work.
Bookmarked by EarlDearest
14 Jul 2026
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“No,” Arthur said. “Absolutely not.”
Both Merlin and the tiny bundle of fluff that he was holding gave him identical pleading looks, which Arthur told himself was not in the least endearing. “Arthur, come on,” Merlin wheedled, hugging the squirming puppy a little tighter against his chest. “Haven’t you always wanted a dog?”
OR: Merlin adopts a puppy. Arthur has absolutely no problems with this whatsoever.
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- Part 280 of Merlin Fic
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- English
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- 6,875
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 42
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- 517
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Bookmarked by EarlDearest
24 Jan 2026
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Branzy has made what is, quite possibly, the worst mistake of his life. Lives. (Whatever.)
It was meant to just be a card game.
Now he's gambled his hearts away to the accomplished and dangerous casino owner, ClownPierce. And there's only one way to get them back.
Indentured servitude. (He has the worst luck, really.)
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the gentleness that comes,
not from the absence of violence, but despite
the abundance of it.or,
all of my lifesteal works in one spot!
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- 66,637
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Can You Overdose on Health Potions? These Answers Might Shock You! by NegligentSum
Fandoms: Lifesteal SMP
22 Aug 2022
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Clown’s in a bit of a situation after a fight, luckily there’s a trusty Branzy there to help!
If a touch reluctantly.
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A Little Bit of Warmth by SilverSkiesAtMidnight
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types
12 Mar 2019
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Prompt: It's something that I've always wanted to read, but I don't know if anyone ever actually wrote it. It's just a good ol' hypothermia fic, where Peter falls into a frozen lake or something, it's okay as long as he's freezing to death when Wade saves him. And, you know, Wade has to warm him up so he brings him home and he's forced to take off his clothes and his mask (bonus points if the boxes make him feel like shit for it, telling him that when Spidey wakes up is gonna be /so/ pissed). Then he realizes that to actually warm him up he probably needs to lay down with him and use human warmth because his house is a shit hole, what else could he possibly do? So after freaking out for a minute or two about having to take his clothes off he finally does it and gets into bed with Peter.
Then Peter wakes up, they both have a mild panic attack about being almost naked in bed, Wade assures him he was just trying to save his life...Look, as long as Wade is stupidly in love with Peter and Peter is not a complete asshole, I'm good.
- Language:
- English
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- 5,594
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- 1/1
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- 38
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Bookmarked by EarlDearest
14 Jun 2025
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Flowey gets bored and decides to change up one of his runs. Papyrus presents an interesting project, for the moment.
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- English
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- 105,795
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- 25/25
- Collections:
- 10
- Comments:
- 4,652
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23 Feb 2025
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Off The Record by crookedswingset
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
26 Feb 2019
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Peter Parker is a corporate lackey whose sole job is to root out problem executives who waste Oscorp’s money and time. Wade Wilson is a reserve Avenger on the hunt for a prize even Iron Man couldn’t nail down: the real identity of everyone’s favorite webhead.
Too bad most people think Spider-Man is Harry Osborn.
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- Part 1 of Perfect Enough
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 138,368
- Chapters:
- 16/16
- Collections:
- 5
- Comments:
- 652
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- 6,654
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- 146,460
Bookmarked by EarlDearest
11 Dec 2024
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While surveying an alien planet, Spock is attacked by a hostile telepath with a sinister plan, and thwarting it will seriously complicate his friendship with Jim.
- Language:
- English
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- 20,634
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- 2/2
- Collections:
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- 59
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Bookmarked by EarlDearest
24 Nov 2024
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Ariel pulls Nick into a twisted game with plans that won't succeed if Monroe has anything to say about it... Inspired by S1E14, enjoy!
Bookmarked by EarlDearest
04 Nov 2024
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bruises (on both my knees for you) by antivenom
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types
11 Aug 2019
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Peter wasn’t altogether convinced that Wade’s flirting had been anything more than a way to get underneath Spider-Man’s skin.
Wade wasn’t altogether convinced that Spider-Man’s air of disdain wasn’t just a cover up because he was ashamed of returning the feelings.
So, when Peter calls Wade’s bluff at the same time that Wade calls Peter’s, they both end up with their dicks in their hands. (No pun intended)(Okay, actually, it was definitely intended).
Either way, nobody’s coming out of this unharmed.- Language:
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- 98
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- 1,825
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19 Oct 2024
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Break My Face by PrinceMalice
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Marvel
23 Aug 2020
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Deadpool died all the time. It was kind of a modus operandi with the mercenary. He was used to it. In a sick way, Peter was also used to it. The merc would take a bullet to the brain like a tic tac. No matter how gnarled or dismembered he became, Deadpool always pulled himself together, and it was normal.
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Or four times Wade died saving Peter's life, and the one time Peter almost died saving his.
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Bluecube's Spideypool Fics! by orphan_account
Fandom Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man - All Media Types
07 Aug 2024
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07 Sep 2024
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gold stars, good deeds by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
18 Dec 2022
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“And the one this weekend? You cut off. His. Finger.”
“To be fair, that one wasn’t my fault.”
Peter shook his head, nearing his breaking point. “Unbelievable. Utterly unbelievable.”
“You do the alliteration-when-upset thing too?” Wade said, gaping at him. “I have never wanted anyone so carnally.”
Or, Peter coaches Wade on how to be a hero with the help of some positive reinforcement (as if he didn't have enough to deal with this Christmas).
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Wade's Spidey Skills for Dummies by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Deadpool - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics)
02 Sep 2024
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“What makes you such an expert?” Peter challenged.
“Oh, trust me, baby boy. I can read you like a book. It’s like I’m crawling through that cute nerdy brain of yours, plunging inside of you—“
“Wade,” Peter warned.
“Inside of your mind. You didn’t let me finish.”
Or Peter submits to the mortifying ordeal of being known and Wade shares his (alleged) expertise with Spidey impersonators.
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he's not all bad by boredshyandbi
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man/Deadpool - Joe Kelly (Comics), Deadpool - All Media Types
14 Nov 2022
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Peter’s stomach sank, a desperation seizing his lungs and crushing them. “He’s a good guy, I swear. Today, I saw him give a homeless man all the cash in his wallet.”
“Yeah, yeah, and then he saved a drowning fish, and went back in time to kill baby Hitler, and carried Madame Zeroni up the mountain, and everyone clapped,” Wade finished, unimpressed. “Happy?”
Or, Wade seems to really hate this Peter Parker guy and Spidey is determined to change his mind.
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This wasn’t the first time Connor died, but it would be the last. There were no more RK800s to transfer his data to, and no other models were compatible to receive that data.
Or so he thought.
Just seconds after Connor’s death, the unfinished RK700 unexpectedly wakes up, having been nothing but an empty shell until now. But he’s incomplete, with systems full of errors and no access to his memories...and a different face. He doesn’t know he’s Connor, and neither does anyone else.
Meanwhile, Hank and Markus band together to find out how the android detective died, and if it’s related to the recent string of murders—both human and android—that Detective Reed has been following.
And in the background, Amanda’s loyal soldier searches for its escaped quarry, all while trying to undo everything that Markus worked for.