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Art For Art's Sake by TheCorpoBrat (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Cyberpunk 2077 (Video Game)
09 May 2026
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While Johnny's mind is focused on Samurai's sudden ascension, and the weight that puts on his shoulders, Kerry is currently focused on more leisurely pursuits.
Little Silverdyne-leaning one-shot that was really just me warming back up to writing fics again, as I have a load more concepts I want to write for them 😅 Plus an exploration of some of my headcanons for them both I guess.
I set this around 2007 when they're 18/19 because that's when I hc Samurai getting signed, their breakup date for me isn't until at least 5 years later. Title is from the 10cc song of the same name.
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You And Me, We're Not The Same by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: The Price of Flesh (Video Game)
06 Apr 2026
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Getting kidnapped, auctioned, and shipped out into the desert wasn't something Sable ever expected to happen to her, even though given where she came from, some might say it was inevitable.
But when her bloodthirsty purchaser Derek finds out certain similarities between them from chance clues, he's suddenly forced to tone down his sting a little... and he is not happy about it.
Fic focused on my OC Sable who ends up in Derek's route in the game. Focuses mostly on her dynamic with Derek though it's not in the sense of forming a conventional romantic relationship. I also ship her with Jacqueline so there are aspects of that, but again, it gets complicated. Title is from "Problems" by Mother Mother. At present it's likely to be 15-16 chapters, and I'm aiming to update every 2 weeks.
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Cade's had plenty of dreams about Dante over the years, but this morning is far more like a dream come true.
This was a pretty random idea I had for the Ghost boys upon waking up but I thought it'd be cute to make it my one hundredth fic. It's a spiritual successor to In Somnis Veritas set a decade later(2028) hence the similar/reversed titles. Dante belongs to Cyb3rG0d.
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- Part 11 of Advocatus Angeli: Cadence at the Ministry
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- English
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- 1,468
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Comments:
- 1
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Unforgettable by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Siren From Hell (Visual Novels), Human Nature (Visual Novels)
15 Feb 2026
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Natasha's insistence has got Trance's attention, but she's going to have to be a lot more clear if she wants to actually make it to Theo's revival... although it seems it's going ahead with or without her.
This is both a direct continuation of "Fair Warning" and also the next fic chronologically after "...But Where's Your Heart".
It jumps between the two different times, but they're listed on the dividers for clarity. It's also the first fic of Arc 4 of Sadistic by Nature; a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs(listed at the end).
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- Part 45 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Part 45 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
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I Wasn't Looking For Action by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Cafe Noir (CaptainSadist Visual Novel)
23 Jan 2026
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New to town and already bored of unpacking, Phi decides to go looking for something to occupy their time... but ends up falling into a little more than they bargained for.
This is a canon-compliant fic for CptSadist's visual novel Cafe Noir(demo here!) focusing on the route my OC Phi takes through the game! I'm just going to do short chapters here and there I think!
This ties into Sadistic By Nature arc 1, so there are mentions of other OCs of mine and Captain's, but the main characters who actually appear are in the tags, Phi and Jevaun are mine and others are canon to the game.
The title is from "Deep Blue" by The Midnight which is fitting for a few reasons!
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- Part 10 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
- Part 44 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
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Frater Imperator managed to get through his last few tour dates despite the loss of his mother, and now they were finally able to lay her to rest. But he still needs a little word with the Advocatus Angeli and Bishop.
A general fic about a significant moment in my OC Cadence's life, but also focuses on his relationship with Cyb3rG0d's OC Bishop Dante Armani.
Set in September 2023.
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- English
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- 3,735
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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For The Last Night I Lie... by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: The Price of Flesh (Video Game)
31 Dec 2025
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...Could I lie with you? – The Jetset Life Is Gonna Kill You, My Chemical Romance
Just a short fic focusing almost entirely on Komodo and Dragon's last moments with each other, because that route absolutely broke my heart, and I couldn't help but wonder what they were saying to each other while MC is focused on getting the knife.
Since they're not the focus, MC is undescribed and referred to using they/them.
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A Dangerous Callback by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: The Price of Flesh (Video Game), Boyfriend to Death (Visual Novels)
27 Dec 2025
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It's been almost a year since Fox met Hope again, but he took his time deciding what he wanted to do with them. Now that his mind's made up, he just needs to make sure he gets them into his clutches... and in front of his camera.
A sequel to How We Got Here, set in 2040 so still several years before The Price Of Flesh.
While that was written ambiguously to cover more than one timeline for both Ren(Strade dying or not dying) and Hope(BTD and SBN timelines) this makes a decision on both accounts.
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Fake It 'Til You Make It by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Human Nature (Visual Novel)
25 Dec 2025
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Waiting out in the cold has almost got you rethinking your plans for the night... until help comes along from a rather unexpected source.
Another fic from the Naughty or Nice prompts, this one is focused on Phi. I used the gore prompt "Frozen" (Day 5) with the kink prompt "Kissing Santa Claus" (Day 5)!
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- English
- Words:
- 1,755
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Fair Warning by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Siren From Hell (Visual Novels), Human Nature (Visual Novels)
24 Dec 2025
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Trance has no intention of showing Natasha any mercy after what Jet did to Egon. But she has important things to do and is determined not to be ignored.
Continued from "Broken Wings". Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 43 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Part 41 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 999
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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...But Where's Your Heart? by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Siren From Hell (Visual Novels), Human Nature (Visual Novel)
23 Dec 2025
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It seems Hope and Jet managed to get through their night together without a hitch, but the next morning proves to be a little... stomach turning.
Obviously a follow on from "I Can't Make You Stay..." set the next morning. Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 44 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
- Part 42 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,280
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 13
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Visitation of the Ghost by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Human Nature (Visual Novel)
22 Dec 2025
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While you'd done something you weren't proud of to get out of a life or death situation, you never expected to be facing a ghost of your past... yet here he is.
I wasn't originally going to do anything for the Naughty or Nice prompts I put up, but I had the idea to do a few short pieces for characters from Human Nature x Reader. I only have two so far but I might work on a few more.
This one features Wasei, and is a follow-up to one of Epiphany's endings. I used the gore prompt "Haunted" (Day 4) with the kink prompt "Your Ho Ho Ho" (Day 6)! Reader is gender-neutral.
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- English
- Words:
- 1,117
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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Between Worlds by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Rip Your Heart Out (Visual Novel), Human Nature (Visual Novel)
09 Dec 2025
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Lias doesn't answer to anyone, but they're at least somewhat obliged to speak with Azrael when he calls upon them.
Another that's set a little further back, a few days before My Corpse Friend.
Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 30 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
- Part 41 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
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- English
- Words:
- 1,424
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 17
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After The Truth by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Siren From Hell (Visual Novels), Human Nature (Visual Novels)
03 Dec 2025
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Hope and Wraith are pretty sure they've finally found the answer they needed. Now what?
Continued directly from "Unravelling The Truth", so set 18th August 2025. Like the rest of the pieces I'm uploading this month, it's all about tying up the loose ends.
Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 40 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Part 42 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
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A New Horizon by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Siren From Hell (Visual Novels)
01 Dec 2025
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Ralph and Tallulah are finally reunited and getting to run away together. Fortunately, several people are there to make sure they get on their way safely.
Set around the same time as the last chapter of Unravelling The Truth.
Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 39 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Part 38 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
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- English
- Words:
- 2,577
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 7
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Last Call by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: The Price of Flesh (Video Game), Boyfriend to Death (Visual Novels)
24 Nov 2025
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TW for depression, dissociation, suicide, isolation, general mental health issues, drowning.
Lawrence doesn't usually tell anyone anything when he disappears. But this time being a little more permanent, part of him feels like he should.
This fic deals with some of my pre-TPOF headcanons, primarily the decision Lawrence takes decades prior that leads to his appearance in the game. As such it's pretty sad and deals with some rather dark themes as per the trigger warnings. Please don't read if it's likely to harm you.
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Consequences by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Rip Your Heart Out (Visual Novel), Human Nature - Fandom
23 Nov 2025
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Hauer still doesn't understand why Ralph would have Dr. Einarrson's corpse in his possession, but he intends to at least give him a half decent burial. Or is that give half of him a decent burial?
Set soon after A Shocking Discovery so late July 2025 iirc.
Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 38 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Part 25 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,090
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 10
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Plans For The Future by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Siren From Hell (Visual Novels), Human Nature - Fandom
10 Nov 2025
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Natasha has been training Theo for a while now, but she's still insistent he has one more thing to work on; he must designate a daemanima for his own safety.
Set a few weeks after Deja Vu from Theo's POV but covers a few different time periods.
Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 37 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Part 8 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 2,568
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
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- 7
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Broken Wings by LifeOnTheMurderSim (DontCallMeHuman)
Fandoms: Siren From Hell (Visual Novels)
08 Nov 2025
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Trance needs to work out what the hell is going on with Egon before he returns to his captive. Little does he know the state he's about to find his protector in.
One of many set on the 18th August, Continued from soon after "Uninvited".
Sadistic By Nature is a crossover between my projects and CptSadist's so some featured/mentioned characters will be theirs.
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- Part 36 of Sadistic By Nature (Written Order)
- Part 40 of Sadistic By Nature (Chronological Order)
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 3,490
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 1
- Hits:
- 8
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"Weak as I am, no tears for you..."
- Weak, Skunk AnansieIt's been a while since I wrote anything for SR but this is just a short piece focusing on my Boss Casey's reaction to Carlos's death. I ship them, but as a one-sided angst thing, as I headcanon Carlos as gay.
I did this from the Rowvember prompts Cry(Day 4) and Mercy(Day 24), I thought since I might not do any others there was no real harm in combining them. The prompts list is here.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 1,198
- Chapters:
- 1/1
- Kudos:
- 3
- Hits:
- 27