20 Bookmarks by DefonotConditioner
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Basically the canon timeline but with Naukosick moments in it because I said so. Also not much of it will be from Multis pov because I don't have time to watch his streams :(
Story starts at Katies wedding because that's when shit started going down!
I'll add tags later, my phone just hates me and won't let me add them right now
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09 Jul 2026
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Mean girls, but make it c!TNT Duo and dark.
William won the golden ticket: a full-ride scholarship to a hyper-elite academy. But behind the ivy-covered stone walls and generational wealth lies a psychological meat grinder. To the billionaire heirs who run the campus, an outsider is a toy (especially someone who came from a poor background)—and William is the ultimate target. Trapped in a web of lethal rumors, orchestrated betrayals, and systemic cruelty, William’s education is no longer about grades nor his future. It's a masterclass in survival.
(!! Please read notes for disclaimers and additional warnings !!)
Updates every Saturday, following chapters after the 2nd one will be longer. English is NOT my first language, I apologize for any future grammatical errors.
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04 Jul 2026
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women's hearts are lethal weapons (did you hold mine and feel threatened?) by freakydeakyfriday
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP
01 May 2026
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Katie isn't a goddess. She can't be. She's a dog, yeah, but not a goddess. She's patiently counting down the days until Maximus and Robleis realise this too. She wonders if she patiently counting down the days until her own death. She hopes she's not. She knows she is.
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Katie B is a goddess, and everyone is too blind to see it except two insane devouts who are determined to keep her hidden away from the world. Until, of course, she sneaks out, finds a boat, and stumbles across Jschlatt's island.
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Tubbo doesn't know who this kid is. She's small, and underweight, and scars coat her arms and legs. What he does know, however, is the noise of pain in her voice as she lies and twists words so that he believes her. It's painfully familiar, but simultaneously... not? When Tommy lies, he's relying on his natural charm. When Katie lies, there's something almost magic about her words. Look, how could he have known a scruffy 15 year old kid was a fucking goddess!
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11 Jun 2026
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The title is pretty self explanatory
I wanna practice my writing🙏
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This Town's A Shit Hole (But It's My Shit Hole) by TwoTunaTwo
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
01 May 2026
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Katie never stopped smiling. It wasn't a fake smile either.
No, her smiles, her laughs, her excitement, it was all real. Katie believed if she loved the world it would love her back. Maybe that were her downfall, but she still tried.
The world has yet to love her back at 18, so she pushed for change. The world didn't love her here, but she knew it would somewhere.
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Katie has been kicked out of her home. She has nowhere to go, but after falling asleep on a train she ends up at an old rundown town called 'QSMP'.
She has a shitty neighbor, a moldy house, and a malicious landlord, who also seems to be inlove with her neighbor?
She tries to make do with what she has, andthe town that anyone else would expect to hate her guts may finally begin to love her back.
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09 Jun 2026
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Katie b is the talk of the server! How can such an unlucky gal like her have turned everything around for herself? Unless. . . She got some help from a few certain people?
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Katie B has a good few days on the server thanks to her two older brothers… + two toxic gay assassins may have something going on between them.
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09 Jun 2026
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“Cause the house always wins. Play long enough.
You never change the stakes. The house takes you.
Unless. When that perfect hand comes along. You
bet. And you bet big. Then you take the house.”or
Multi plans the biggest casino heist in history and tries to get his partner back.
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09 Jun 2026
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With a resigned sigh he beckoned the kid closer before dumping the plates of food he’d gathered into her waiting arms. “Here, geez.” He huffed. “Now go and find your parents, yeah? Go home. Tell ‘em to give ya’ a bath too, Jesus.” And with that he stood. In spite of lingering instincts and the haunting memory of needy and bleating cries.“But-“ She tried.
”Nuh-uh. None of that. Off my fuckin’ island, kid. You got no business being here, really, and I don’t want ya’ here. Go home.”
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A kid pops up on Schlatt’s island. Let’s see how irritated one man can get! Yay!
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07 Jun 2026
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Schlatt spends the day entrenched in denial, distracting himself with routine, work, and abrasive self-talk to avoid acknowledging Alex’s absence. When a waystone activates, he rushes out under the pretense of irritation, only to find a near-perfect imitation of Alex—eerily still, subtly wrong—leaving him unsettled as it begins to speak.
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07 Jun 2026
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Ewron is gifted at pissing Katie off. Everyone and their mom knows it.
But little does everyone's mom know, she'll be doing the pissing this time.
Er, make that sound cooler.
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Katie has a lot to do but never enough. She might have an addiction to her resume, and the bit is getting a little too serious at this point... but that's not what's important. She doesn't need an intervention, she doesn't need Evie being an asshole, she doesn't need anything but her buisnesses.
What a horrible mentality. She pays for it.
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Her Cameraman Boyfriend videos and blushes, Quackity laughs, Jschlatt wants to leave for another vacation, Mike prepares the KFC for emotional support lunch, Maximus just wants to pass information along to his spy and have her do her job.
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it’s katie’s world (we’re lucky to be living in it) by sxophhhh
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
12 Jun 2026
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@donkaaklijn: r u flirting with my sis?
@needyourblood: he did object at the wedding if i remember correctly
@duncanmassink: @erwoon
@duncanmassink: you have new competition
@erwoon: i hate you.
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author is qsmp brain rotted and decided that there aren’t enough fanfics about it!!
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05 Jun 2026
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5 times Jschlatt has to punish his kids by JustA_goofything
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP
03 Jun 2026
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Jschlatt’s kids seem to be pretty well behaved until they aren’t and Schlatt has to find an appropriate way to punish them.
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Covered in wounds and running out of time, Quackity flees the Federation base after a series of horrific experiments—things that were initially supposed to be nothing more than a small favor. Desperate and physically broken, he has to run as fast as his body allows, searching for the safest, most distant place he knows. But as he finally finds himself beneath a familiar roof filled with a heavy silence, a haunting question remains...
Will his return bring salvation, or is he dragging his own hell straight to the only person who promised to wait for him?
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05 Jun 2026
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uhhhh pumpkin duo brainrottttt ahhhghh7ghhhhghaughh
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ummm first ever fanfic hi
literally every guy in this fic gets together lol! its mainly pumpkin duo and ashwron, though. tomatesauce is obviously in there since this is katie b centric.some of the topics that r gonna be talked about in this fic are things that happen in actual schools/things ive experienced so dont play the patron saint and say "omg why are there drugs in this" I will find a way to get you off this planet for good. Don't fuck with me like that. english isnt my first language btw so I might get some words or phrases wrong
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03 Jun 2026
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Im already in love with this fanfic!
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The Federation have been more active lately. Jschlatt hasn't though to much of it, seeing as it doesn't really affect him. But when one of the Federation ships arrives at his base and drops of a little surprise, things don't go to well.
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Jschlatt is minding his own business hanging with Quackity and Katie when a Federation ship drops a bomb on them.
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- Part 1 of QSMP
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03 Jun 2026
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Don won't stop getting migraines whenever he thinks of Katie.
Katie can't stop feeling like the people around her are more important than she knows.
Ash worries about if the Federation took even more from them than just their memories.
But if they come together, maybe they can figure it all out.
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03 Jun 2026
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The Regime accidentally broke one of the vault in Tubbo factories which leads them to being brought back to the past. The past of someone. Who is none other than The Regime engineer, Tubbo.
Can they finally understand why Tubbo been acting so distant?
Will they see how different Tubbo been acting from the past?
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Will they just think it is something not as important?
Maybe he will be acknowledge properly.
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Rewritten version of A visit to the past. Without that content creator! [F*riis]
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02 Jun 2026
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I don't have time to finish this unfortunately :C
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I write things and then post them to ao3
Ik, a dsmp fan in 2026, point and laugh 💔
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What The Hell is a Healthy Relationship by leafcereal
Fandoms: QSMP | Quackity SMP, Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
17 May 2026
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On the QSMP, Quackity and Jschlatt are bickering over what to eat that morning when space and time warps in on itself, swallows and spits them out into the world of their past lives on the DSMP.
They’re left on the doorstep of a place called “Las Nevadas”.
Aka: QSMP Pumpkin Duo meet DSMP Pumpkin Duo
DSMP SLOP IN THE BIG 2026!?!? Yes i know but i really wanted to see someone write this and waiting around for it to happen is way slower than just doing it myself.