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    Shane: Curse & Hex Removal Spell by SpellsfromNastya

    Rose: ???

    Shane: Trust me

    Shane: Just get it

    Rose: Why?

    Shane: You are probably cursed.

    or

    Ilya's Etsy witch reviews get exposed.

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    07 Jul 2026

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    And Ilya does come back, still avoiding Shane's eyes. Takes off his ring and gets his charger and just as he was stepping out of the room, hand on the handle – because he knows Shane only sleeps when the door is closed – Shane finally speaks up. 

     

    “Can I at least have a goodnight kiss?”

     

    or

     

    Shane and Ilya's first big fight as a married couple.

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    06 Jul 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 41

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    Alternate universe where Shane and Ilya are highschoolers and his parents find his "supplies"

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Ilya posts a pic of baby shoes on Instagram stories as a joke for April Fool's and Shane is incredibly angry.

    or Shane Hollander is actually pregnant on April Fool's, but was planning on telling Ilya on April 2nd.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    iamanya @ilyarozanovsmole
    insert this clip into a compilation of sad puppies and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
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    hollanov4ever @shanesfreckles
    and i’ve BEEN saying this. that man is just a lost little puppy without ilya

    bostonhockeyontop @wemissilya
    i don’t ride for ottawa but the little stick tap onto the empty ice where rozy’s stick usually is…come onnnnnnn i’m sick

     

    Or: Ilya hurts his ankle and is out for a game. Shane has to do their pre-game superstition alone. Harris posts it on the internet and people predictably lose their shit. (This is so inspired by Laura Stacey and MPP!)

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    05 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 78

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    Luca Haas (F1 Team): Guys… I have to confess something.

    Harris (Lady Gaga’s version): Oh??

    Luca Haas (F1 Team): So there is this… fan fiction website called Ao3.
    Luca Haas (F1 Team): And there is a joke surrounding it that if you post a fic (especially one that has lots of angst), you will get cursed.

    Dyk-Dyk: What does that have to do with anything?
    Wyatt Lantern: Luca. Luca what did you do.
    Harris (Lady Gaga’s version): LUCA?! DID YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?!

    Luca Haas (F1 Team): Maybe…

    OR

    The Centaurs are attacked by the infamous Ao3 Curse.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    “You okay, Hollander?”

    Ilya’s voice cuts through the pain. Shane tilts his head upwards, catching Ilya’s gaze. His facial expression is his hockey default, stoic and frozen. His eyes tell a different story. Their pale blue color looks less like ice and more like the ocean, waves of concern betraying his cool demeanor.


    ━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━━



    Or, Shane didn't know he was pregnant... until he's in labor.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Alternate Title: Shane Hollander: Stanley Cup Winner, Accidental Dog Sitter

    Shane: Is this Ilya Rozanov?
    Unknown number: no
    Shane: Oh, but the dog collar had this number.
    Unknown Number: What? What dog collar? What are you talking about?
    Shane: I'm Shane Hollander.
    Shane: I have your dog.
    Unknown Number: Is this ransom threat?
    Unknown Number: Did you kidnap my dog?

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Usually, Hayden can accept that Shane's private life is none of his business. When he’s at home waiting on four kids hand and foot, it’s not like he's filling his days making deranged cork boards connecting Shane to every gay man in North America.

    But on the road, he has nothing to occupy his time besides the occasional Skype call and cable TV. It gets harder to ignore the fact that Shane’s swapping sweet nothings with a man he still won’t let himself talk about.

    Or: After the cottage, Shane comes out to his teammates but swears that he doesn't have a boyfriend. Unfortunately for him, Hayden and J.J. don't believe his lie for a second.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ottawa Centaurs @OttawaCentaurs: Meet the newest member of the team—and watch the team meet her too!

    or; shane and ilya have an unconventional way to introduce the centaurs to their baby girl

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    02 Jul 2026

  11. Public Bookmark 61

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    In the hopes of cheering his best friend up, Shane proposes the idea to teach Ilya how to skate. Ilya might know a little more about skating then what he's letting on. He is from Russia after all!

    OR:
    A short graphic novel style story of the first moment Shanya and Ilyusha share on the rink together.

    (optimised for desktop :D)

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    02 Jul 2026

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    It’s not that Ilya is unhappy with most things about himself. He could just maybe be a little bit happier.

    or

    The one where Ilya hates the color grey, and wants, very badly, to be pretty.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    The rules are simple: don't fall for someone you meet on OnlyFans.

    Shane is good at following rules.

    Ilya isn't.

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    02 Jul 2026

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    WELCOME TO THE NAYBORHOOD!!
    i am Shane i am 7 i live in the house with the blue door
    mom said give you a gift so here is drawing!!
    i draw every day almost every day
    do you like drawing?

    Ilya and his family move from Moscow to Ottawa when he is seven years old. The boy next door draws him a welcome gift.

    Or childhood friends Hollanov told through doodles and notes passed between them. Growing up is hard. At least they have each other.

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    01 Jul 2026

  15. Public Bookmark 96

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    “What are you doing?” Hollander asks, even though he is well aware that he has caused an avalanche.

    “I'm going to show you what can happen to boys like you when they forget their underwear.”

     

    OR: Shane comes home drunk and says he was at a bar with a man who repeatedly hit on him. Ilya resorts to drastic measures.

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ilyusha 🩵
    Would you like to enlist the Hollander-Rozanov babysitting service for a date night?

    We have references!

    Caitlin
    Shane cleaned my kitchen, girl. Take them up on it!

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    01 Jul 2026

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    Ilya goes on a roadie while Shane is still on LTIR.

    LISA: Whatever rocks your socks

    NICOLE: Whatever tickles your fancy

    CASSIE: Whatever flips your pancake

    SELENA: Whatever turns your crank

    CAITLIN: Whatever fondles your goose

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    01 Jul 2026

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    HARRIS: Triple B?

    CAITLIN: Boring

    CASSIE: Bummer

    LISA: BIG FAT ASS

    More Real Housewives shenanigans

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    01 Jul 2026

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    JANE: So, I am currently on FaceTime with Ilya

    NICOLE: Are your clothes on?

    LISA: Nikki asking the important questions

    JANE: It's not important to what I am trying to tell you

    CASSIE: So they're not on, got it

    Or, the in-between messages from Real Housewives of Ottawa

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    57,578

    01 Jul 2026

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    After deciding to be less intense about guarding their relationship, Jane joins the Centaurs WAG Group Chat.

    SELENA: Don't tell Nick I said that

    CASSIE: This is the super secret wag space nothing leaves this chat without express permission 🤞

    LISA: 🤞

    CAITLIN: 🤞🤞

    NICOLE: Sisterhood of the traveling puck 🤞

    JANE: 🤞

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    Comments:
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    2,433
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    115,678

    01 Jul 2026

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