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    And Ilya does come back, still avoiding Shane's eyes. Takes off his ring and gets his charger and just as he was stepping out of the room, hand on the handle – because he knows Shane only sleeps when the door is closed – Shane finally speaks up. 

     

    “Can I at least have a goodnight kiss?”

     

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    Shane and Ilya's first big fight as a married couple.

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    06 Jul 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 40

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    Alternate universe where Shane and Ilya are highschoolers and his parents find his "supplies"

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    06 Jul 2026

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    Ilya posts a pic of baby shoes on Instagram stories as a joke for April Fool's and Shane is incredibly angry.

    or Shane Hollander is actually pregnant on April Fool's, but was planning on telling Ilya on April 2nd.

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    05 Jul 2026

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    iamanya @ilyarozanovsmole
    insert this clip into a compilation of sad puppies and you wouldn’t be able to tell the difference
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    hollanov4ever @shanesfreckles
    and i’ve BEEN saying this. that man is just a lost little puppy without ilya

    bostonhockeyontop @wemissilya
    i don’t ride for ottawa but the little stick tap onto the empty ice where rozy’s stick usually is…come onnnnnnn i’m sick

     

    Or: Ilya hurts his ankle and is out for a game. Shane has to do their pre-game superstition alone. Harris posts it on the internet and people predictably lose their shit. (This is so inspired by Laura Stacey and MPP!)

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    05 Jul 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 78

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    Luca Haas (F1 Team): Guys… I have to confess something.

    Harris (Lady Gaga’s version): Oh??

    Luca Haas (F1 Team): So there is this… fan fiction website called Ao3.
    Luca Haas (F1 Team): And there is a joke surrounding it that if you post a fic (especially one that has lots of angst), you will get cursed.

    Dyk-Dyk: What does that have to do with anything?
    Wyatt Lantern: Luca. Luca what did you do.
    Harris (Lady Gaga’s version): LUCA?! DID YOU DO WHAT I THINK YOU DID?!

    Luca Haas (F1 Team): Maybe…

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    The Centaurs are attacked by the infamous Ao3 Curse.

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    05 Jul 2026