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    Hat Guy scoffs, “How many times must I refuse a meal with you before you finally let it go?”

    “As many as it takes to change your mind.” Sethos replies, “what can I say? I’m a people’s person, and you’re about the only person I have left to win over in this city.”

    In which Sethos strikes a deal: if he successfully manages to figure out Hat Guy’s real name, he owes Sethos a date.

    It can’t be that hard… right?

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    18 Feb 2026

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    AWWWWWW CHIQUISTRIQUIS

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    “Just to make sure I’m getting this right,” Ifa started again. “Your grandma wanted me to come over so that we could have sex?”
    “She said she’d find someone suitable. Guess she actually does like you.” Ororon patted Ifa’s thigh. “Nice one, dude!”

    Ifa helps Ororon through the mating cycle that he didn't know existed.

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    11 Feb 2026

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    The trunk/himbo evers

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    Jahoda claims she doesn't visit for the food. Ineffa thinks that's statistically improbable.

    Or, Jahoda makes Ineffa inefficient, and she welcomes it with open arms.

    Because saying "I love you" is just a very complicated way of saying "you make my probability matrices go haywire, and I wouldn't have it any other way".

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    29 Jan 2026

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    THIS IS ADORABLE THEY'RE SO IN LESBIANS IM GONNA BE SICK

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    For Freminet, taking the brunt of what he thought was an acid attack aimed towards Spina di Rosula's boss was nothing more than a split second decision. He wouldn't call himself a hero by any stretch of the imagination, and he wouldn't say he led his life with noble and virtuous intentions either...

    ...but when the urge to help someone comes to him, he ponders little over it. That's just what a good person would do, and Freminet desperately wants to be a good.

    (Still, maybe he should have paid more attention to just what was being splashed.)

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    Freminet dissolves into water. That really should have been the end of it, but it seems like the ocean wasn't keen on letting him go yet.

    (HydroDragonHatchling!Freminet, old chapters being edited)

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    25 Jan 2026

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    What if I kill myself instead

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    Hard work beats genius. Zanka is gonna tattoo that onto the sorry fuckin' hide of everyone who's ever doubted him, and he's gonna start with Jabber fuckin' Wonger. He's gonna prove he's nothing like that guy, or his shithead family.

    (The rush he feels at the sight of blood, at the sweet sound of agony, doesn't mean a thing.)

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    20 Jan 2026

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    Funn-e (Reverse engineering yourself into giving aftercare is wild)