13 Bookmarks by CaptainGoodman13
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Nacho is found by Lalo after his betrayal, and to his horror, finds that Lalo may have some use for him yet. What spirals forth is a dark set of exchanges, forcing Nacho to come to terms not only with his place by Lalo’s side, but eventually, with his own feelings shifting far outside his control.
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Lalo’s eyes did not narrow and yet Nacho could tell some calculation had taken place behind them, some weighing of scales. Nacho’s soul against a feather, the lighter a winner.
“Nacho, Nachito,” he whistled. “Man, is it your lucky day.”Bookmarked by CaptainGoodman13
26 Jul 2026
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Skinny Pete and Badger's lives after El Camino.
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“Wait,” Badger stopped in the middle of the cracked sidewalk. “Actually? Are we talking about which Star Trek characters we think are gay? Because, seriously, ‘Amok Time’ was like, my sexual awakening. Kirk and Spock totally have the hots for each other.”
The yellow light from the streetlamps outlined Badger’s semi-serious expression. It was kinda weird, Skinny thought. Didn’t Badger say, some time, that they were like Kirk and Spock?
“They do sacrifice their lives for each other a lot,” Skinny conceded. “And you remember that one time with the backrub? I always thought that was kinda sus.”
“Exactly!” Badger shouted. “He thought Spock was giving him a massage and was like, totally into it, and he looked disappointed as hell when he saw it was just his Yeoman.”
“Hey, Kirk and Spock man, I support. Free love and all. Hey, wouldn’t their together-name be Kock?”
“Kock?” Badger repeated, astonished.
“Yeah, you know, like Brangelina.”
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24 Jul 2026
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Self Care is Tying Up Your Boyfriend by fencecollapsed
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
06 Sep 2020
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Emma's had a rough week, and Paul is happy to provide the distraction she needs.
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07 Jul 2026
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What an Ass, What a Bitch, What a Cuck! by CalmlyChaotic, orphan_account
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
28 Nov 2024
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“No,” Paul says slowly. Of course Ted is going to be a dick about this. “It’s been experimentation of a more sexual variety.”
That makes Ted nearly spit out his coffee.
“It’s always the quiet ones,” Ted mutters to himself once he recovers, “So whatcha doing? Bondange? Pegging? Be honest Paul, does she piss on you?”
“Ted!” Paul hisses, “We’re in public.”
“You’re avoiding the question.”
“Well at least keep it down!”
Ted raises his hands. “Hey man, you’re the one who brought it up.”
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- Part 2 of Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time
- Part 2 of Ted Spankoffskis Weirdest Fucking Year
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07 Jul 2026
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Captain and Steve get stranded when the tank breaks down and are forced to spend the night huddled together to stave off the cold desert night air.
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01 Jul 2026
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A fight for dominance that's been going on for as long as they've known each other..
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24 Jun 2026
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“My body is about forty percent human tissue”, says Cyborg finally. “If I worked hard to understand how persons function, do you think I could become a person?”
Originally a one-shot. BUT I've suddenly had an idea to pick it up and make it a few more chapters. The main focus is on the (weird) friendship that forms between 2D and Cyborg, who is trying to become human. But of course, there's sweaty mansex as well. Because of course there is.
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14 Apr 2026
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Demo discovers he may like men. Of course the only logical thing to do is become super duper *extra* sure of that fact.
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06 Apr 2026
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After the WAR started BLU Demoman finds himself in a predicament, caught between his own conflicted feelings and a hostile BLU Soldier.
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- Part 1 of The WAR Chronicles
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26 Mar 2026
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Unofficial and non-canonical "burly beast" origin story.
RED and BLU are battling over a nuclear bunker in Alaska but the weather continues to halt their progress.
The base is miserable and cold, there's very little privacy, and next to nothing to do, but everyone tries to make the best of it. Noticing that Medic is having trouble keeping warm, Heavy convinces him to do a "winter bulk" to stay in shape and keep the cold from stealing his strength.
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04 Feb 2026
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No one loves a good post victory drink like Captain does, though his second in command was never much of a drinker. It brings out sides that are better left unsaid, or at least, that's what Steve thinks.
Captain and Steve dance around a subject.
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04 Feb 2026
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Ted is the office sleaze. Everyone knows this. After all, Ted gave himself that nickname. Paul tries to avoid him as much as the rest of the office, but when he isn't given much of a choice, he finds himself spending a night on the town with Ted, and maybe learns a thing or two about him- and himself in the process.
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09 Sep 2025
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you need a favour, and there is only one man you can turn to. unfortunately, the one man you can turn to is a selfish asshole who refuses to compromise. you find an "agreement".
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09 Sep 2025