CaptainGoodman13
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The BLU Soldier and RED Demoman try to figure out how to spend time together as friends even after the events of the WAR!
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- Part 2 of Closer.
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Steve and John were bound to fall in love since the beginning.
Translated from Spanish to English.
Based on K*nye W*st's song.
The "Toxic Relationship" and "One-Sided Relationship" tags don't apply that much to Steve/Tankman, it's more about Bad Captain/Tim and Ted having a crush on Tankgirl, but please consider that the main couple isn't sunshine and rainbows either.
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BLU Soldier has been looking for the enemy Demoman for almost thirty minutes in the middle of the battle. But why?
Chapter One of Closer.
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- Part 1 of Closer.
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Medic and Heavy share a calm morning in the kitchen.
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Rick and Chris can't sleep, so they talk for a bit. Settled in an imaginary break from the mission.
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Nacho is found by Lalo after his betrayal, and to his horror, finds that Lalo may have some use for him yet. What spirals forth is a dark set of exchanges, forcing Nacho to come to terms not only with his place by Lalo’s side, but eventually, with his own feelings shifting far outside his control.
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Lalo’s eyes did not narrow and yet Nacho could tell some calculation had taken place behind them, some weighing of scales. Nacho’s soul against a feather, the lighter a winner.
“Nacho, Nachito,” he whistled. “Man, is it your lucky day.”Bookmarked by CaptainGoodman13
26 Jul 2026
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Skinny Pete and Badger's lives after El Camino.
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“Wait,” Badger stopped in the middle of the cracked sidewalk. “Actually? Are we talking about which Star Trek characters we think are gay? Because, seriously, ‘Amok Time’ was like, my sexual awakening. Kirk and Spock totally have the hots for each other.”
The yellow light from the streetlamps outlined Badger’s semi-serious expression. It was kinda weird, Skinny thought. Didn’t Badger say, some time, that they were like Kirk and Spock?
“They do sacrifice their lives for each other a lot,” Skinny conceded. “And you remember that one time with the backrub? I always thought that was kinda sus.”
“Exactly!” Badger shouted. “He thought Spock was giving him a massage and was like, totally into it, and he looked disappointed as hell when he saw it was just his Yeoman.”
“Hey, Kirk and Spock man, I support. Free love and all. Hey, wouldn’t their together-name be Kock?”
“Kock?” Badger repeated, astonished.
“Yeah, you know, like Brangelina.”
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24 Jul 2026
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Self Care is Tying Up Your Boyfriend by fencecollapsed
Fandoms: The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals - Team StarKid
06 Sep 2020
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Emma's had a rough week, and Paul is happy to provide the distraction she needs.
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07 Jul 2026
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What an Ass, What a Bitch, What a Cuck! by CalmlyChaotic, orphan_account
Fandoms: Hatchetfield Series - Team StarKid
28 Nov 2024
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“No,” Paul says slowly. Of course Ted is going to be a dick about this. “It’s been experimentation of a more sexual variety.”
That makes Ted nearly spit out his coffee.
“It’s always the quiet ones,” Ted mutters to himself once he recovers, “So whatcha doing? Bondange? Pegging? Be honest Paul, does she piss on you?”
“Ted!” Paul hisses, “We’re in public.”
“You’re avoiding the question.”
“Well at least keep it down!”
Ted raises his hands. “Hey man, you’re the one who brought it up.”
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- Part 2 of Paul's Pornhub Exploration Time
- Part 2 of Ted Spankoffskis Weirdest Fucking Year
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Bookmarked by CaptainGoodman13
07 Jul 2026
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Captain and Steve get stranded when the tank breaks down and are forced to spend the night huddled together to stave off the cold desert night air.
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01 Jul 2026