CaptainBlou



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  3. Summary

    A collection of Exquisite Corpse Games from TNAN discord server!
    The rules are as follows: one starts the story with a soft limit of 300 words; another person is tagged, and continues the story following the same rules. We keep going until we feel the story is done! The end result is a story full of twists and unexpected events.

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  1. Public Bookmark 26

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    1811. Returned to London after the death of his father, infamous rake Anthony ‘Crowley’, Duke of Morningstar, has three months to restore his tattered reputation and secure himself a proper match, on pain of having his title stripped from him.
    Enter the irreproachable Lord Aziraphale, newly minted Viscount Eastgate, who would very much like to discourage his many suitors from lining outside his door in Mayfair so he can go back to enjoying his peaceful existence on the shelf.
    After a chance meeting at a gentlemen’s club, it appears the two may lend each other a helping hand after all. While a fake engagement will not solve their problems once and for all, it should buy them enough time to put their respective affairs in order.
    If only the ultimate goal of their Arrangement would remain as clear and unchanging as it should…

    🪶 COMPLETELY WRITTEN. UPDATES EVERY WEDNESDAY 🪶

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    10 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

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    WORK WANTED: Partner For Hire. Tall, lanky ginger of arguable gender available to be your significant other to keep pesky relatives, nosy coworkers, or well-meaning friends at bay. Able to be as annoying or as polite as you like. Causing a fight over Christmas dinner with your odd, bigoted uncle/aunt/cousin will require an extra £200 up front. £50 for the first hour, negotiable otherwise. Ciao.

     

    It isn't the sort of advertisement Aziraphale usually paid any attention to, but desperate times do indeed call for desperate measures.

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    07 Jun 2026

  3. Public Bookmark *

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    Aziraphale's hand slides down past Crowley's hip to fist his cock in time with his thrusts, and he bites again, and again, down to Crowley's naked shoulder, up to his earlobe, not meaning to be sexy, just biting like he's eating, tasting the salt on Crowley's skin, like he might consume Crowley entirely if given enough time.

    "Talk to me," he gasps, between thrusts, between bites, his voice shaking.

    "No," Crowley grits out, just before he comes.

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    04 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 2

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    God has a Suggestion Box! It's on the Moon.

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    04 May 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 27

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    Aziraphale and Crowley are slaves living in the Akeshi capital, meeting briefly at a slave market and making an instant connection.

    Crowley dreams of the two of them running away together, before Aziraphale is sold on to a new household. Crowley prays to Aziraphale's god to make him brave enough to find Crowley again.

    While they're apart, Aziraphale discovers a means of escape - across the Akeshi straits. But Crowley can't swim...

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    “Thank you for saving me.” Crowley murmured against Aziraphale’s chest, slurring the words as he began to drift into sleep.

    “We have one life.” Aziraphale replied. “I saved myself."

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    04 May 2026