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    "Volo," said Tav.

    "Would taste like blackstaff wine," Astarion said. "Boisterous, bright, and unbalanced."

    "I like that," said Tav. She was sprawled on cushions, sorting through their supplies for dinner. "Different from the namesake, but it works. Your turn."

    "The hag," Astarion suggested.

    "Oh gods," said Tav. "That's an interesting one. Something that starts lovely, but with an awful surprise. Elverquisst, but there's a rotting fish at the bottom of the bottle."

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    A troupe-master bard is plucked up by the Nautiloid. She transitions from directing plays to directing an adventuring party and becomes immediate chaos-gremlin-besties with the rogue. This has a number of almost disastrous consequences and involves far more talking about feelings than any vampire should reasonably be expected to do.

    A story about a bunch of traumatized people becoming better, because that can happen when you find yourself in a new place and suddenly have a support network.

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    18 Jul 2026

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    “You want me to pretend to be your boyfriend so you can rub your ex’s face in it?”

    “In a sense… yes.”

    “So, basically, you want my help in exacting petty revenge?”

    “... Yes.”

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    In which Gale needs a boyfriend to show off how well he’s been doing since his divorce from Mystra. And Astarion needs money, but also lives for drama. Basically, a bloodweave hallmark movie.

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    18 Dec 2025

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    Granny Rags attempts revenge for Corvo’s interference in the sewers - it doesn't quite go as planned. Corvo likes the fact that his name means ‘crow,’ but that doesn’t mean he ever actually wanted to be one, and for once Daud is (arguably) not responsible for this mess.

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    27 Oct 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 92

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    An epilogue turned book two.

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    16 Oct 2025

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    Gale, once the esteemed Archmage of Waterdeep and now the self-appointed Grand Collector of Magical Misalignments, finds himself stranded in an unfamiliar land with a ragtag group of liars, cutthroats, and aliens. While he manages to rekindle his long-neglected skills in building friendships with most of them, it's painfully apparent that the vampire harbours a profound dislike for him. Given his recent streak of misfortune, it's no surprise that fate dictates learning more about the volatile orb lodged in Gale's chest requires Astarion's begrudging cooperation.

    Astarion, for his part, is simply trying to survive.

    Thus begins a journey marked by personal evolution, confronting inner and not-so-inner demons and embracing self-compassion—not necessarily in that order.

    Oh yes, and they also need to save the world.

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    Or the one with over 200k worth of slow-burn dumbassery.

    May 2026: Re-editing certain parts a little more. No changes to the content, only some rewording and grammar fixes for a smoother reading experience. I’ll mark here when finished.

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    16 Oct 2025