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    Harris: Hi, Shane!
    Harris: This is Harris Drover.
    Harris: I got your number from Ilya.
    Harris: Sorry to bother you, but I had a question.
    Harris: I know you’re coming in to sign contracts tomorrow, and I had an idea for a social media thing to announce your signing, if you’d be up for it?

    Shane: Oh, yeah, okay.
    Shane: I’ll be there, so we can do whatever.
    Shane: Always happy to help the team with a little internet humiliation that’ll be around for decades.

    Harris: Perfect!
    Harris: I promise, I think you’ll really like this, though.
    Harris: No humiliation involved.
    Harris: The only caveat is, you can’t tell Ilya.

    Shane: Okay?
    Shane: Why?

    Harris: Well.
    Harris: Here’s what I’m thinking.

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    30 Jun 2026

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    Tea Time 🫖 @itsteatimewithj
    Holy moly, look at that POLE-Y! Images of Ottawa Centaur’s Captain, Ilya Rozanov-Hollander, featuring his, ahem, sizable package go viral:

    -or-

    Suddenly, there are a lot more eyes on Shane's husband than usual. He is not pleased.

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    29 Jun 2026

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    He was used to being without her. 

    The pain never went away but the sting became manageable; something he could tuck away and avoid ever thinking about. 

    Except when he couldn’t. 

    Like during Hockey Moms Weekend. 

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    29 Jun 2026

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    “There is no one else!” He shouted as he let out a little sob.

    “It has always only ever been Jane!, I fucked around so much in my rookie years to stop myself from falling for-” No he couldn’t finish that sentence. He wasn’t even ready to admit that to himself sober, he could only commit to halfway admitting it when he was drunk out of his mind.

    “Since the moment I saw Jane in 2008 I knew I was in trouble. She yelled at me for smoking in a non-smoking area, shook my hand twice.” I Marlow looked at Ilya with pity as if to say 'so we are finally talking about this'?
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    OR: Ilya is torturing the Boston Bears/Raiders because of his breakup with Shane. His good friends take him to a bar to get him to move on (partially for their own sake) but it leads to Ilya revealing a little too much of his feelings.
    **Finished**

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    29 Jun 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 7

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    Quinn is miserable at the lake house. Jack and Luke keep trying to figure out why.

    Or:

    Quinn gets (lovingly) chirped until he comes out.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Shane Hollander ✅ @shanehollanderofficial 
    I’ve seen many publications over the years speculating on my own, and my husband’s, hockey stats and accolades in relation to our romantic relationship and when the public assumes it started. 

    We don’t owe this to anyone. But we’ve also been playing professional hockey for seventeen years and we’ve both run out of ahem, cares to give.

    On the right is a photograph from the behind the scenes of our joint CCM advertisement in July of 2010. This photo predates the hundreds of combined accomplishments listed on the left. 

    Oh, and it was also taken about six hours before our first kiss. 

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    or; a year from retirement and out of fucks to give, shane reveals their timeline to twitter in response to the latest speculatory article on their relationship. hollanovs across the world rejoice, centaurs celebrate their beloved dads, and former teammates share the not-so-subtle clues they missed the first time.

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    25 Jun 2026

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    Months into the first season after getting married, Ilya is approached in a roundabout way by a Russian player who used to be a good friend. Turns out he might still be a good friend, and maybe some other Russian players are decent too.

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    24 Jun 2026

  8. Public Bookmark 38

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    By 2026 Ilya Rozanov is one of the most unforgettable names in hockey history.

    Whether that is because of his childhood, or in spite of it, is anyone's guess.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Five times Ilya lied (but not really) to his teammates about Shane, and one time he didn’t have to.

    Inspired by two Cliff Marlow lines: In the airport, when their game with Montreal gets cancelled and he tells Ilya, “Whoever she is, she’s gonna get over it,” and the scene in the locker room when he says, “Wow, this Montreal girl works you up, brother—you’re straight up blushing, Roz.”

    Or, the Boston Bears’ perspective of Ilya and Shane’s “secret” relationship over the years

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Several years into Rozanov’s career, ESPN hires a reporter fluent in Russian.

    Suddenly able to answer questions fluently and with a wide vocabulary, Rozanov’s interviews go viral. Hockey fans around the world get a new look at what they thought about Boston’s #81. This changes not only his public persona, but his whole life.

    Inspired by the look on NBA star Nikola Jokić’s face when he was asked a question in his native Serbian and my own struggles learning a new language.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    Ilya wanted to get up, shake it off, keep playing, score his fucking hat trick. But it felt like his body wasn't his own. Like he was a marionette with its strings caught off. Gravity increased by tenfold it seemed and Ilya was too tired to resist it.

    The sword was still in his chest and Ilya could vividly imagine in his head the blood pulling beneath him. But as he looked down there was nothing but white ice all around him.

    In his last moments of consciousness, just like every night before falling asleep, Ilya thought of Shane. His lovely shane with his beautiful freckles.
    As ilya’s world succumbed to darkness he had just enough time to think “I would take a sword to the chest for him” ,then everything went black and Ilya could no longer feel.

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    Or, Ilya should have known one day his body wont be able to bear Ilya's awful habits and sad life, he just didnt expect to have a fucking heart attack on the ice.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    He waited. The ref held the puck.

    Then, a sound echoed through the arena.

    Maaaaaa.

    Ilya froze. He looked at the ref. The ref looked at him.

    From the Zamboni entrance, a goat trotted out onto the ice. It was a small, brown-and-white goat wearing a tiny, custom Boston scarf.
     
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    The captain's jersey is cursed, it takes a while for Ilya to notice.

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    23 Jun 2026

  13. Public Bookmark 71

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    before Ilya has the opportunity to open up to Shane, an article detailing all of his biggest trauma drops while he's in the rink.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Aka 5 times Ilya is the good guy and the 1 time Shane is the bad guy 😈

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    Ilya Rozanov’s acts of kindness and Shane Hollanders act of VIOLENCE (deserved)

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    23 Jun 2026

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    Some dip-shit Russian official says, at a press conference, that their hockey team is better off without Ilya in the lead up to the 2022 Winter Olympics: "He has disappointed his country. He did all but wear a dress."

    ... so guess what Ilya does?

    Featuring: Ilya Rozanov's queer joy, Shane Hollander's struggles with internalized homophobia and the sheer healing power of a man wearing a dress.

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    23 Jun 2026

  16. Public Bookmark 20

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    ilya was 6 when he had his first crush.

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    23 Jun 2026

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    "I play,” Ilya said, his voice a deadpan rasp, “because if I do not play, my father make me work at potato factory. I hate potatoes. I want to buy car that goes fast enough to scare God."

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    Clips and photos of Ilya's teenage years in Russia get leaked.

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    23 Jun 2026

  18. Public Bookmark 67

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    Ilya Rozanov's performance in the 2012 All-Star Game in Ottawa is the stuff of legend, often turning up on lists of greatest All-Star moments. Nearly 20 years later, after retiring, he makes a shocking revelation about the events of that weekend somewhat casually. An interviewer collects reactions from players and other figures from the hockey world, and then sits down with Rozanov for a longer conversation to better understand the story behind the statement, what it says about where he was at the time, why it's coming out now, and how he's grown.

    Inspired by Dock Ellis's June 1970 no-hitter. IYKYK. (And if you don't, read the end notes)

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    23 Jun 2026

  19. Public Bookmark 73

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    When two new players join the Sudbury Bulldogs, Shoresy does what he does best: assigns nicknames, picks a fight, and accidentally sets the tone for the safest locker room in hockey.

    Featuring one Russian, one other one, and a crash course in multilingual chirping.

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    23 Jun 2026

  20. Public Bookmark 28

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    Ilya learns a bunch of hockey slang in the first few years of his career and he thinks he's got English down pretty well, unfortunately, you never stop learning

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    Hits:
    2,706

    23 Jun 2026

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