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    ”You love that I am boring,” Shane quips and it comes out more confidently than he expects it to.

    “Yes,” Ilya agrees. “I tell you this all the time.”

    “You do?”

    “Da.”

    “I can’t remember you ever saying anything like that to me,” Shane muses honestly and even though he himself is uninjured, Ilya winces slightly.

    “Well, I do now. Tell you I love your boring. Tell you I love you.”

    “What changed?”

    —or—

    After an injury on the ice, Shane cannot remember the last ten years of his life with Ilya. Ilya resolves to help.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    He saw the eyes first. Two glowing spheres of turquoise blinked an arm's length away. Something like a wolf stood before him—if wolves were the size of moose with thick pelts of sandy fur. The beast favored its hind legs more, resting the majority of its weight onto them. It was still as a statue, its attention fixed solely on him.

    In the winter of 1923, Shane Hollander is unknowingly courted by a werewolf.

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    24 Jul 2026

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    “Hollander.” Shane’s head snaps back to his left. Ilya is much closer, pace slightly hurried. “Come here.” His voice sort of mimics the way one would talk to an animal paralyzed in fight-or-flight. Shane is not sure what to make of that.

    He slowly turns his head in the opposite direction, where his vision tunnels on the door for the stairwell. It almost glows like a special item in a video game, like a hint. Without giving himself time to doubt, he bolts.

    “Wha- Hollander, what the fuck!” Ilya shouts in audible disbelief, and Shane distinctly hears matching thuds of frantic footsteps behind him; Ilya is chasing after him. Shane runs faster, positively sprinting at this point. He’s the fastest skater in the NHL right now. He can do this. He flings the door open and bounds down the steps two at a time, hitting the walls with each turn of a corner. If he eats shit on this filthy floor and embarrasses himself in front of Ilya, he thinks, he’ll never let himself see the light of day ever again.

    or alternatively, in which Shane accidentally sends the text, and Ilya chases after him. Like, actually chases after him.

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    21 Jul 2026

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    Forester (Admirals🔛🔝)
    So the true way to combat the Bisexual Russian Terminator isn’t with homophobia...
    It's actually with even more gay
    ...
    You're a goddamn genius.

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    The NHL rookies have joined forces to strategize now that two of the greatest hockey players of all time are on the same team and Ilya Rozanov must suffer from the unintended consequences of making hockey more woke.

    Mainly, the way everyone keeps implying that they want to fuck his husband.

    or: a group of rookies unionize and employ chirping as a form of psychological torture against a one Ilya Grigoryevich Rozanov.

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    20 Jul 2026

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    Ilya struggles to spend money on loved ones after dealing with Alexei asking for money all his life.
    Galina challenges him to spend $100,000 on Shane before their next appointment in two weeks.

    See all the creative ways Ilya is inspired to spend money on his fiance!

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    18 Jul 2026

  6. Public Bookmark 36

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    Yuna and David are probably the most middle-aged people Ilya has ever known. While his mother had seemed so grown up when he was small, he realizes, now that he is approaching the age she was when she died, she was so very young. His father, on the other hand, seemed to have never been young. Ilya sometimes wonders if the man just spawned into the world at 65 years old.

    It is weird to think of his in-laws as young, dumb kids, but they were a similar age he and Shane were when they met. Maybe they had even fallen nearly as head over heels for each other as they had.

    He nudges his almost asleep husband next to him.

    “Whaaaat?” Shane mumbles into his pillow.

    Ilya runs his hands through his hair. "Tell me how your parents met.”

    ---
    Shane tells Ilya the story of how his father met his mother.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Cliff watches him squeeze the phone between his cheek and shoulder, lifting the jersey over his head as he continues to talk, a bit distracted now by the multitasking.

    “And was good practice, you know, for when I am your husband."

    Immediately, the locker room goes dead silent. And so does Rozanov, in fact.

    In which Ilya accidentally calls himself Shane's future husband in the middle of the Bears locker room. Worse still, they're not even dating yet.

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    15 Jul 2026

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    Riley (Detroit): Is it too late to retire

    Riley (Detroit): Hayes what’s Hollander’s address and where can you buy a gun in Ottawa

    Hayes (Ottawa): HELLO?

    Riley (Detroit): I’m going to kill myself in front of him because WHAT WAS THAT

    St-Simon (Boston): I thought you were being dramatic until I checked the score wdym 6-1 😭😭😭😭

    Riley (Detroit): so many emojis from someone whose address is in my phone

    St-Simon (Boston): 🤐🤐🤐

    or, the goalies get revenge on drapeau for inflicting the horror that is a hollanov power play on the rest of the league (cameos from the censhome gc).

    [set between nov-jan of year four]

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    05 Jul 2026

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    Freckles.

    From cheek to cheek, right over the bridge of a very tiny button nose.

    He knows these freckles. Knows them better than he knows the backs of his own hands, probably.

    Which, really, combined with the basket and the blanket and the fact that this happens at least once a season to someone in the league, Ilya’s heart races, then settles as he holds the baby close.

    “Well, hello there, my little one.”

    AKA wish baby fic

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya waited until he was in his car, alone and in silence, before he took his phone out of his pocket. 5 missed calls from Jane, and one unread text.

    Call me as soon as you see this.

    Shane picked up on the second ring. “Ilya.”

    “Shane. What’s-”

    “My dad’s in the hospital.”

    David Hollander gets in a car accident while Shane and Yuna are travelling. Ilya, newly traded to Ottawa, is the only one available.

    He handles it pretty well. Until he doesn't.

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    04 Jul 2026

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    Ilya doesn’t even try to stop the litany of Russian swears from spilling out. He also doesn’t stop himself from cursing Marly’s whole family line, and then verbalizing some of his more homicidal thoughts about Scott Hunter and the kitchen sink. He lets his Russian ranting die out and takes a few deep breaths.

    Everyone has quieted to look at him.

    “Feel better?” Marly asks.

    Maybe Ilya could drown Marly in the sink along with Hunter. Maybe he could kill everyone in the suite before Shane wakes up. He’d have to kill the butler guy, too…and the front of house staff…and the wedding chapel staff…and then convince Shane to run away with him to somewhere that would neither extradite to the US nor prosecute them for being gay. Messy. Too messy.

    OR

    Ilya wakes up with a wedding ring and a WHOLE LOT of questions...but at least Marly and Scott fucking Hunter are having a good time. This is Ilya's worst nightmare which, as it turns out, features a night of blackout drinking, misguided but supportive friends, and some VERY stupid decisions.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Amber Pike has autism, and Jackie and Hayden are in over their heads. Fortunately for them, Ilya connects some dots, and knows exactly what to do.

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    24 Jun 2026

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    “You speak Russian?” Ilya’s voice is simultaneously incredulous and thrilled, like he can’t quite believe it, but he’s excited all the same.

    Hayden shakes his head, shrugging, still rocking Amber. “Uh, not really? I only know a few words and phrases here and there from my Deda and Baba. I understand it more than I can speak it.”

    Ilya’s eyes somehow get wider. “Deda and Baba- You have Russian grandparents? You are Russian?!”

    “I guess? Technically?”

    -

    Hayden Pike never really talks about his mom's family. Ilya finds out why and decides he simply *must* fix this.

    He is going to teach Hayden Pike how to be Russian, whether Hayden likes it or not.

    AKA the Russian Hayden fic for my sister

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    23 Jun 2026

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    A needy and drug filled Shane Hollander refusing to let Ilya leave because, well, he doesn’t want him to.
    Simultaneously, Ilya Rozanov realizes he actually can't live without Shane.

    (An extension of the ‘Will you come to my cottage’ hospital scene)

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    22 Jun 2026

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    Just Like Heaven AU

    Dr Shane Hollander has been working too hard so his friend finally sets him up on a blind date. But going to the date, he has an accident.

    On the other hand, Ilya is a depressed man, searching for an apartment where he can drink by himself in peace. He thinks he's found the perfect place. The only problem? There's a cute Asian looking ghost there. What the hell is going on?

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    22 Jun 2026

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    “I would never. Just so you know. I would never turn around. If Hades told me I had to walk a thousand miles to save you— to have you, I would.”

    Shane grasped his hand, “Would you?”

    “Yes!”

    Shane looked down and laughed.

    “Okay.”

    “‘Okay’ what?” He retorted, still riled up.

    “Then do that.”

    OR...

    Shane and Ilya see Hadestown on Broadway, and Ilya is personally offended by Orpheus turning around; so Shane challenges him to walk all the way back to their hotel without looking behind for Shane.

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    20 Jun 2026

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    There was something wrong with Shane Hollander.

    He had known it since he was young.

    Most people-most kids, in general-had different hobbies and interests. Their attention drifted from one thing to another. They became fascinated with something for a few weeks, only to abandon it for the next shiny obsession that caught their eye.

    Shane had never been like that.

    When it came to him, there was only ever one thing: hockey.

    Obsessive.

    That was the word most people used when referring to his temperament.

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    19 Jun 2026

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    Ilya's hand closes around Shane's on a chilly December morning, and he feels the seed of Shane's soul sink into his skin and make a home there.

    He's just not sure that Shane was seeded in turn.

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    12 Jun 2026

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    “Ilya,” Hollander breathes, which—Ilya isn’t sure Hollander has ever called him by his first name. Surely he has sometime in seven years of acquaintance? But the sound of it is novel, unfamiliar. 

    And far from unpleasant. 

    Then Hollander says, “Baby,” and Ilya knows for certain that he’s never called Ilya that, because it takes the air right out of Ilya’s lungs and makes his guts twist and fuck, he would have remembered if Hollander had ever called him that. Especially in that reverent tone. 

    It’s nice. 

    Ilya doesn't remember being married to Shane Hollander. Probably, he should tell someone.

    He decides not to.

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    10 Jun 2026

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    'Why do they compare Hollander to Serena Williams and Tiger Woods?' Ilya asks. 'Is it because they're boring sports? Are they insulting him?'

    Svetlana looks down at him, raising an unimpressed eyebrow. 'You are not this dense.'

    'What? I'm missing something?'

    'Oh, you are that dense. My mistake.'

    ***
    Once Svetlana teaches Ilya about the casual racism that's a part of Shane's every day life, he can't stop noticing it.

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    05 Jun 2026

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