Red Dwarf
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Arnold Judas Rimmer and love never mix but when you, a hologram from another ship, glitch to red dwarf due to a fault in your light bee things begin to change. He never thought he was capable of loving someone else ...that was until he met you!
A/N: I have series 6 Rimmer in mind when I'm writing this just so you know! Also if you use tumblr feel free to follow my RD blog 'smegdwarf' where I also post fanfics as well as fanart and other RD stuffs!
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As Holly attempts new maneuvers, the holiday season gets to everyone. Lister sinks to a new low: wine, actual wine, the expensive stuff in a real live glass bottle and everything! In his drunken state, he lurches around the corridors of Z Deck and finds a new playmate: a female Cat.
Meanwhile, the infinite number of Hollies that caused this forgot to carry a one somewhere, and yet another zany grade-B monster is now on the loose. The crew must catch it if they've any hope of putting the colour back in their cheeks.
>S02E06 (“Parallel universe”), and <S06E01 (“Psirens”); i.e.: S03-S05. Intended to be canon-compliant: I portray Hols as v. 1, hence the masculine, but this isn't crucial, she can easily be v. 2 .
N.B.: The physics equations are valid, but the Treknobabble scenario is just pure pulp sci-fi in classic RD fashion. The equations might be fun for any physics geeks reading this, but no more necessary to enjoy the unfolding tale than they are for any Dwarf episode; same for the Esperanto.
I read, appreciate, and reply to all comments: they're always welcome!
𝑫𝒐𝒏'𝒕 𝒇𝒐𝒓𝒈𝒆𝒕 𝒕𝒐 𝑳𝒊𝒌𝒆, 𝑺𝒉𝒂𝒓𝒆, 𝒂𝒏𝒅 𝑺𝒖𝒃𝒔𝒄𝒓𝒊𝒃𝒆! ❤️
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- Part 1 of The boys from the Dwarf
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In the Red Dwarf series 3 finale "The Last Day," Dave Lister wakes up with a terrible hangover asking where the smeg he got the traffic cone he's holding in his hand. Well, finally that story is told! The Boyz from the Dwarf may not remember, but now you will never forget!
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This takes place immediately after the Red Dwarf VI episode 'Legion', but consider this AU.
Not much can be said except this is my favourite pairing in Red Dwarf, RimsyxNirvanahtillIdie. <3
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“A cuddle what?” Rimmer gawped, still grimacing in pain as he curled up into the far corner of his bunk.
“A cuddlebug, sir,” Kryten explained as if it weren’t gut-wrenchingly humiliating for Rimmer to be going through this ordeal. “It appears to be some sort of holovirus that causes psychological and physical distress in the absence of physical contact.”
Rimmer ends up with a virus. Aptly named a 'cuddlebug,' it requires the host to be in physical contact with their partner to avoid a slew of negative symptoms. The virus perceives his partner to be Lister. Cuddles ensue.
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Lister discovers that Rimmer was fired because of him whilst he was in stasis. He's hiding on Earth with Frankenstein and the kittens, and Lister is eager to both pay off his debt to him and find out more about this new smiling relaxed version of the smeghead he thought he knew.
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- Part 1 of The Repair Shop
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Haha nice (dies from happiness and a gut wretching at the same time)
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While trying to fix a power outage, Rimmer mixes up the switches on a console and accidentally locks them in a simulation suite. Not just any simulation suite though... its couple's therapy. They must complete all 10 modules to be let out, getting spicier and more intimate as they progress. The only problem is, they're not a couple... yet.
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Whittling Away The Hours by just_a_dapper_fellow for PunksxPineapples
Fandoms: Red Dwarf (UK TV)
11 Apr 2025
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Lister takes up whittling, and at first, Rimmer is confused about the new hobby, but it turns out its to make up for something that happened a few years ago.
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Lister feels bad about burning Rimmer's Armée du Nord, so he makes him a new one. And he gives him something else too.
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For Jenna who requested this fic
Rimmer gets ill and Lister panics.