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The Ninja Incidents

Summary:

All incidents involving questionable actions by SHIELD Agents are required to be filed in HR Personnel Files. Many incidents are severely redacted due to Eyes Only status, however it has yet to stop people from gossiping about said incidents once they have seen them.

Notes:

(See the end of the work for notes.)

Chapter 1: The Staple Gun Incident

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Coulson, Agent Phillip

Incident# 3115J59F4

Note: Report has been redacted

When under extreme duress and having been taken captive by an enemy government agency Coulson showed extreme innovation by releasing himself from restraints and incorporating a local tool as a weapon (see Staple Gun.) He used said weapon to eliminate seven foes and make it to the safe house in time for his debrief.

The Incident was deemed as reasonable use of force and the Agent received a commendation for his quick wit in the face of extreme duress.