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The Hanger Incident
Coulson, Agent Phillip
Incident 3798G45T3A
Note: Report has been redacted.
On a routine scouting mission to Dayton, Ohio, Agent Coulson picked up a tail. He followed protocol, calmly leading the chase through a maze of circles to shake them. He did not lose the tail. Rather than cause an undue scene Agent Coulson led the tail into a nearby consignment store where the tail chose to confront the agent in a highly antagonistic manner. The agent used a wire hanger to bind the other man’s wrists and then lock him to a clothing rack to await backup while he calmed the store owner.
The Incident was deemed as reasonable use of force and the Agent received a commendation for his quick wit in the face of duress. The consignment store’s proprietor (Abigail Brennich, 67) pressed no charges and made a pot of tea for the cleanup team.