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Bears 🐻
1/10 10:00PM
Marleau
Such a fucked game boys, I need consolation sex
Hammersmith
Seconded, I can get us VIP at Down
Carmichael
I'm there, my liver is gonna hate me tomorrow
St. Simon
Rozy, will you wingman us again 🙏
When did you hear me say I was coming?
Hammersmith
Rozys way ahead of u loosers, hasn't left the arena and already pulled for the night, absolute legend 😂
Marleau
Will miss my wingman but gotta respect the hustle I guess
What are you all, 5? You can get women without me
Da, they like me more but they'll settle 😉
Marleau
🖕🏻
Carmichael
🖕🏻
Hammersmith
🖕🏻
St. Simon
🖕🏻
Sorry that people find me very sexy, is problem 😔
Marleau
So humble
What is "humble", is not a thing in russia?
Carmichael
🖕🏻
Hammersmith
🖕🏻
St. Simon
🖕🏻
Marleau
Go fuck off already and get laid, weirdo 🖕🏻
Already on it Marly, is not off I will be fucking tho 😉
1:30AM
Marleau
I took over ur wingman duties Roz, no one's going home alone tonight 😝
They grow up so fast
Whoever you idiots bring home will not be as sexy as my Jane though, I still win
Marleau
Ahhh I figured that's who you were with
Carmichael
Stop holding out on us Roz, you've talked about this girl for ages
Hammersmith
Yeah, never thought I'd see the day of you being whipped- whoever this chick is she's a legend
I already tell you, my Jane is very special and she is shy
Marleau
Can we ask one free question about Jane?
I may not answer, but fine you can ask one question
Marleau
How long have you really been seeing her?
Is a loaded question, but I will say that we met in 2008
St. Simon
WHAT?!?
Carmichael
HUH?!?
Hammersmith
Unexpected Roz, respect
Marleau
Damn, so you've known her longer than any of us?
I tell you Jane is special and you do not believe me, is not my fault 🤷🏼♂️
Marleau
Real question is are you official yet?
You asked your one question already Marly, too bad
Marleau
You drop that and expect me to not ask questions??
Carmichael
Yeah seriously cap, spill please 🙏
Niet, I have to go- Jane is annoyed with the texting
I tell her I am being captain and tending to my idiot team but she wants round 3 😉
Cliff
Absolute animal, this one 😂