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laf: WHERE ARE YOU
little lion: ON OUR WAY
laf: HE'LL BE HOME ANY MINUTE
little lion: WE'RE RUNNING AS FAST AS WE CAN
johnn: CORRECTION: IM RUNNING AS FAST AS I CAN WHILE ALEX STOPS EVERY TEN SECONDS TO ANSWER YOUR TEXT MESSAGES
little lion: ROAD SAFETY IS A THING JOHN
johnn: NOT WHEN OUT BOYFRIEND IS COMING BACK FROM HIS FAMILYS HOUSE AND WE HAVE TO BE THERE THE SECOND HE DOES SO WE CAN SURPRISE HIM WIHT THE AFTER CHRISTMAS DINNER YOU SHOULD EB RUNNIGN HOME WITH
more like HUNKules: wrong chat
laf: YOU DIDNT HEAR THAT DONT LISTEN TO IT
more like HUNKules: I love you
johnn: awwwwwwwwwwww
little lion: YOURE BEHIND ME NOW JOHN HHAHAHA
johnn: FUCK
more like HUNKules: where is everyone
laf: I'm getting presents from the spare room and waiting for CERTAIN PEOPLE TO GET HOME
more like HUNKules: you guys didn't open presents yet???
laf: as if we'd open any presents without you
more like HUNKules: today is a very gay day I love today
little lion: WERE HO ME
little lion: HAPPY NEW YEARS
johnn: WHERE ARE YOU I NEED SOMEONE TO KISS
little lion: IM CURRENTLY STANDING ON A TABLE
johnn: I SEE YOU NOW GET DOWN MY LIPS DONT REACH THAT FAR
little lion: COMING
laf: nobody speak
laf: this hangover is real
little lion: does crying count as speaking
more like HUNKules: crying better be allowed or else I have to get up and leave the room
laf: fine but no loud sobbing
johnn: the s un hurts
laf: STOP GROANING IT HURTS
more like HUNKules: the capital letters hurt
laf: BUT IT GETS MY POINT ACROSS
johnn: shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
more like HUNKules: who is drooling on my back
laf: alex fell asleep on you
more like HUNKules: he wasn't even laying on my back where was he
laf: don't ask as about the strange ways Alexander sleeps
more like HUNKules: ughhhghghgh
laf: happy new year
more like HUNKules: I'm making a dress for this woman
more like HUNKules: she's flirting with me
little lion: it's the best thing I've ever seen
johnn: alex why are you there
little lion: I had to bring him his phone but obviously I'm needed here for other reasons
johnn: then why don't you just kiss him so she gets the picture and backs the fuck off
little lion: how come you never get possessive of me like that
little lion: and i would if she'd leave the room so it looks natural and not like I have no self control
laf: I could always bring you your lunches which you both FORGOT and the be like ~heyy~
more like HUNKules: please
laf: omw
johnn: oh my god I need updates
more like HUNKules: that was the best thing I've ever been a part of
more like HUNKules: not including this relationship
little lion: sweet
johnn: WHAT HAPPENED
more like HUNKules: laf showed up is what happened
johnn: SPECIFICS
little lion: oh my god okay sO THE GIRL LEFT THE ROOM TO GO TO THE BATHROOM AND SO I STARTED MAKING OUT WITH HERCULES
more like HUNKules: it was hot
johnn: AND????????
more like HUNKules: AND THEN THE GIRL CAME BACK
laf: and then I walked in and kissed both of them and told them that they needed to come home early tonight
little lion: BECAUSE WE HAVE A DATE WITH YOU @JOHN AND THAT YOU WOULD KILL US IF WE WERE LATE
johnn: do we have a date tonight
laf: non
johnn: can we
little lion: zootopia just came out we could go see that
johnn: ARE YOU A FURRY
little lion: IT IS A C H I L D R E N S MOVIE
johnn: OH MY GOD IM DATING A FURRY
johnn: WE'RE DATING A FURRY
johnn: IM KINKSHAMING
little lion: JO HN
johnn: so are we seeing zootopia or not
johnn: BIRTH
laf: BIRTH
more like HUNKules: BIRTH
little lion: thanks guys
little lion: where are you
laf: I'm getting your cake
more like HUNKules: I'm getting your presents from our friends because we know you don't like having big parties
little lion: I love you guys
laf: we love you too
more like HUNKules: love you too
johnn: I'm getting other things
little lion: should I be worried
johnn: for your ass maybe
little lion: ANYWAY
more like HUNKules: the girl we made out in front of is being super shy now
more like HUNKules: I feel kind of bad
more like HUNKules: she's talking about how her parents died when she was young GUYS
little lion: we're adopting her
laf: let's go
more like HUNKules: she's saying how cute we all are
johnn: she's never met me
more like HUNKules: OUR RELATIONSHIP JONATHAN
johnn: that is not my name but okay
johnn: it's honestly probably one of laf's names
laf: you know my names
johnn: and I love every single one
laf: sh UT u P
more like HUNKules: she's asking questions about us now
more like HUNKules: on a totally unrelated note how long have we been together
laf: four years on May 8
more like HUNKules: that's so long
little lion: how has it been four years
johnn: hoW OLD ARE WE
laf: I can hear you both screaming from my office
laf: why are you bot h in Alex's office
laf: without me that is
johnn: we're actually doing work for once
more like HUNKules: guys her foster mother is really sick and she's having this dress made case she dies
more like HUNKules: I'm going to cry she is our daughter now
little lion: I didn't plan to have kids this early in our relationship
laf: okay we're definitely talking about that later
johnn: oh my god our kids would be so cute
more like HUNKules: okay but can you imagine our kids
more like HUNKules: specifically what personalities they would take up being raised by the four of us
little lion: WE NEED TO HAVE CHILDREN ASAP
laf: oh god