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laf: SO I TOLD G. WASH ABT US
johnn: WHAT HAPPENED
little lion: IS HF MAD
more like HUNKules: TELL HIM THAT ILL MAKE HIM A NEW HAT
laf: HE TOLD ME TO WARN YOU THREE THAT IF YOU EVER HURT ME THAT YOU'LL HAVE TO ANSWER TO HIM
laf: AND THAT HE'LL TAKE THE HAT
johnn: HE IS OUR BOSS
johnn: WE ALREADY ANSWER TO HIM
johnn: but on the other hand we're happy that he approves of us god bless
laf: he is going to be watching us even more closely now at work
little lion: I guess that means no more making out in the broom closet
johnn: maybe now I can finally get some work done at my actual job
little lion: don't act like you haven't pitched the idea close to half of the time john
johnn: don't drag me like this alex
little lion: G wash just caught me making out with laf in the closet
more like HUNKules: I thought we agreed not to do that anymore
little lion: we did but then they showed up wearing The Skirt
little lion: the red one with the slit up the side even though its freezing
more like HUNKules: Where is laf right now
laf: me and ALEX are both still in the closet
laf: figuratively of course
more like HUNKules: I'll be there in five
little lion: you don't even work here
johnn: I'd go but that closet will not fit all of us
little lion: it doesn't even fit two of us
johnn: G wash just came into my office to check that I wasn't ""slacking off""
little lion: goT T A Z AYN
johnn: just found alex asleep at his desk
johnn: he's so cute
johnn: I love him
laf: if you don't get pictures I'm breaking up with you
johnn: lmao I already have 102 do you need more
laf: probably
little lion: while I understand that you guys didn't want to wake me because sleep isn't something I do often
little lion: yOU DIDNT NEED TO LEAVE ME IN THE BUILDING AFTER HOURS
little lion: IM TRAPPED IN
little lion: ILL STARVE IN HERE
little lion: I ONLY HAVE AN EXPIRED GRANOLA BAR
little lion: ITS BEEN AN HONOR TO BE LOVED BY YOU ALL
little lion: TELL G WASH THAT ITS BEEN GREAT TO WORK FOR HIM
johnn: we are outside alex
more like HUNKules: We can see your shadow from your office
more like HUNKules: Why are you lying flat on your desk
little lion: it was my way of accepting death
johnn: babe
laf: can someone please explain to me why I just found the four plastic halloween skeletons in our bed
johnn: they're us
laf: why did you move them from the living room
johnn: it's christmas
johnn: they have santa hats now
laf: it is november 1
little lion: ITS BEGINNING TO LOOK A LOT LIKE CHRISTMAS
johnn: EVERYWHERE YOU GO
more like HUNKules: THERES A TREE IN THE GRAND HOTEL
laf: End This
laf: I don't understand thanksgiving
johnn: it's a white mans holiday
laf: I
laf: that makes sense
johnn: HAPPY WHITE MANS HOLIDAY
more like HUNKules: We are in bed next you
johnn: I can't just yell happy white man's holiday next to you can I
more like HUNKules: as long as you're the one cooking the turkey today I could honestly care less what you yell in bed
johnn: ;^)))
johnn: ;^)))))
johnn: ;^))))))))))
johnn: ;^))))))))))))))
johnn: ;^))))))))))))))))))))))))))
more like HUNKules: stoP
laf: why are we celebrating thanksgiving
johnn: becaUSE HERCULES IS HERE ON A HOLIDAY WHICH NEVER HAPPENS SO WE ARE CELEBRATING
more like HUNKules: sORRY
more like HUNKules: I ist really love you gus aslot haji uou
johnn: how drunk did you get him laf
laf: not tjay drnk jonh dont yoji turst em
johnn: alex is still working late so I'm going to have to pick you up by myself aren't I
johnn: I'm the shortest one out of all of us why does this happen
laf: plasee
johnn: I'm leaving now
more like HUNKules: We lpve ypo jphn
johnn: yeah yeah
johnn: love you too
little lion: HERCULES WHY DID YOU HAVE TO GO HOME FOR CHRISTMAS
johnn: WE'RE HAVING A CHRISTMAS MOVIE MARATHON TONIGHT YOURE MISSING OUT
more like HUNKules: I miss you guys so much
laf: we miss you too mon cher
more like HUNKules: My mother asked me how "my friends" were doing and she doesn't understand why I started laughing
johnn: saY HI TO THFM FROM 1/3 OF YOUR SIGNIFICANT OTHERS
little lion: 2/3
laf: 3/3
more like HUNKules: SHE READ THE MESSAGES OVER MY SHOULDER
more like HUNKules: "1/3? What is he talking about Hercules???" FUCKFK
johnn: SORRY
more like HUNKules: "I'm dating three people mom"
"like...cheating?"
"nO, they know about each other. we're all dating each other"
"wait are you talking about those three that you were practically texting day and night last time you came to visit and we had to take your phone away to get you to talk to us"
"yeah"
"I like them! You should have brought them home with you this year"
johnn: YEAH HERCULES
little lion: DONT LISTEN TO JOHN HES JUST MAD BECAUSE YOU STOLE HIS LIGHT UP CHRISTMAS SOCKS AND HE WANTED TO WEAR THEM TODAY
johnn: thAT AND THE FACT THAT YOU ALWAYS SLEEP ON THE END OF THE BED AND MY BACK WAS COLD THE WHOLE NIGHT BECAUSE SOMEBODY INSISTED ON SLEEPING IN THE MIDDLE
little lion: I AM FROM THE WEST INDES I CANT AFFORD TO BE COLD
laf: you wouldnt have been so cold if you covered yourself to the shoulders instead of leaving the blankets around your waist
johnn: DONT INSULT ME LIKE THIS
laf: REPENT FOR YOUR SINS
more like HUNKules: I'll be back in bed with you guys before New Years
johnn: GOD BLESS
laf: in all honesty, merry Christmas hercules, we love you
johnn: WE LOVE YOU HERCULES
little lion: LOVE YOU
more like HUNKules: Merry christmas
more like HUNKules: love you guys too