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Evil X was already sitting on the bed when Xisuma arrived, perfectly on time as was his habit. He sat down at Evil's side, hindbrain registering the feeling of safety that came with a new spawn point being set. His clone was looking straight at the wall ahead, helmet in his lap and face red as a strider.
"You sure you're up for this, Evil? We don't have to." X tried to sound comforting, but his nervous excitement crept around the corners of his words.
Evil shook out his shoulders and turned a refocused, cheeky grin onto X.
"I'm not the one who's getting churned, 'suma, shouldn't I be asking you?"
X grinned his familiar smile right back and busied himself in transferring admin access over to Joe, giving Evil some... 'Additional Permissions' whilst he was at it.
"You remember what I asked?"
Ex chortled
"What, for me to live up to my name and play as Evil instead of just your meow meow?"
"I... Don't actually know what meow meow means, please don't play a cat, but Evil is about right!"
Evil snorted before schooling his features into about as close to malicious as he could manage these days.
"Time to hand off control to me, pretty little admin. And when you do, you're never getting it back. There's no backing out. Understand?"
Xisuma allowed himself one last fond smile before the weight of Evil's words washed over him and he shuddered deliciously.
"Yes Sir."
Evil tapped his chin.
"Sir is a start, but as soon as you press that last button I think admin would suit me better, don't you?"
X hovered his hand above the enter key pendulously, momentarily, before letting it drop. In the space of a moment he felt his awareness of the systems running around him fade away, the control of the world slipping away from his fingers. Evil seemed to grow bigger, more present.
"Yes Admin"
Evil chuckled, a new layer of reverberation added to his voice. Flashy bastard.
"Oh Suma you gave me even more than I asked for, this is damn near directory access. You know what I could do with this? A lot of damage, and it would be all thanks to you and your pathetic horny brain."
He placed his hand on X's shoulder and used the pressure of it to push him to the floor and arrange him between Evil's knees. X winced as his own kneecaps scraped the rough carpet, but Evil's hand transiting to his chin and stroking his jawline distracted him after a moment.
"You know, I could destroy the server with this. Summon in fifty thousand boats and watch as everyone's brains crash at once, that would be fun! But instead I think I am just going to destroy you. You deserve that, don't you?
X swallowed thickly.
"Yes, Admin."
"That's right. Your perverted fantasy could bluescreen all your friends forever, but instead I'm going to fix your mistakes. What do you say when someone gives you something you deserve?"
"...Thank you, Admin."
Evil X hummed approvingly.
"That's right, good boy. Why don't you keep my cock warm whilst I get everything prepared?"
Wait, when had they gotten naked? Evil's cock was right there, hard and proud, almost touching his nose, and Xisuma spared the briefest thought to Evil's obvious misuse of admin commands before it fled his mind once more and his lips touched the head of his clone's cock. Sinking down the shaft, unsure if he was motivated by his own volition or something beyond himself, he settled his nose into Evil's bush and breathed in the scents of soap and something indefinably Evil X.
His mind drifted beautifully as he focused on his breath, maintaining a steady pace in and out through his nose. There was no hum of server messages, no demands of other players, just his breath, Evil's cock in his throat, and a gentle tapping above him as the new admin fiddled with his command console
He could have held that position forever, uncaring of his knees starting to ache or the tears that gathered at the edges of his eyes when Evil unconsciously delivered a little abortive thrust. He could have let his brain drift away and allowed this be his fate. Evil's insistent hand on his scruff told him, however, that this was not to be.
When he surfaced from his hazy dreamscape it was like breaching the surface of a lake, and he gasped just as hard, looking up at Evil with unfocused eyes. His counterpart chuckled, more than a little malice in his tone.
"Wow, 'suma. I was going to cap your awareness, just to prevent any stupid choices on your part, but decided it was overkill. Seems I was right, hmm? The universe already turned you into a brain-dead slut, and I didn't have to lift a finger! Makes this next part easier."
With an additional keystroke, the world spun. Evil's cock was.. growing? Or Xisuma was shrinking? Or both? Both. Xisuma's world shifted and spun as his perspective changed and he went down, down, down, to a size that couldnt have been much bigger than a vex. He briefly registered a thud as Evil's now massive cock hit his thigh, bending under its own weight. Evil groaned at the sensation. (edited)
"Now, because you have been a ...adequate, let's say, an adequate toy so far, I'm going to give you a choice. You will be pushed into my cock, but if you go willingly I'll let you choose to go head or feet first. What do you say, little ex-admin?"
X gingerly got to his knees and, for the first time, saw the towering form of Evil in front of him. His cock, now massive and swollen, had hit the floor a few inches from X's shrunken form, and he couldn't resist reaching out to touch the tip- ooh! Like a magma block in water, he felt his arm being pulled inexorably into the hole at the tip, and it was only through a great wrenching motion that he pulled himself free. Evil chuckled.
"Careful, or your decision is gonna be made for you!"
Gingerly, tentatively, X spun around until his feet were aligned with the maw. Stretching forward, he pressed the balls of both feet to the slightly gaping hole that was to be his fate. The effect was immediate. Evil let out a hiss as X's feet sunk ankle deep immediately, and that strange, powerful sucking trapped them without recourse. His fate was sealed.
Soon, so soon, he was swallowed up to the hips. He barely had time to wrap his hand around his cock before Evil gently pried his hand away, humming a reprimand. X's cock was swallowed, never to be seen again. His hips came next, torso, pulled into a vice-like.. (strangely pleasurable?) grip. It was only when it reaches X's shoulders that Evil spoke once more.
"You know this was punishment for giving me so much power, but it doesn't actually solve your mistake, does it? After you are gone I could have my way with this world and you won't be able to stop me. Maybe I'll do the same to your friends, too. Joe first, your backup admin? More? All of them? You can't stop me, and now you can't even struggle! What a derp you are."
It was true. As he tried to move, X found that his entire range of motion was restricted to just rolling his head. Everything else was encased tightly and being pulled up, up, inescapably up into Evil's balls. He couldn't wiggle his toes, and with a little start he realized he didn't know if he had toes anymore. Still the pulling continued, over his chin, over his mouth. The last thing he head came through muffled ears near-swallowed by the maw.
"Sleep tight little ex-admin, I'll keep your server niiiice and safe!"
Warm, soft, darkness. He felt warm, soft darkness, saw warm, soft darkness, was warm, soft darkness. The boundaries of what was the darkness and what was Xisuma were spreading thinner, and he felt himself getting warmer, a gooey feeling stressing from his feet up through his body. It felt amazing, like dissolving into taffy and being wadded up in a happy little pile. He thought of warm darkness, he thought of dissolving, and then he thought no more. Xisuma could have orgasmed as he went, or he could have not, he no longer had a brain to register the difference as he melted into a beautiful full ballsack of cum.
....and found himself laying on the bed beside a moaning Evil X, respawned and relaxed
"Glad to see you back, 'suma, that was quicker than usual."
X only managed a noise somewhere between a moan and a gurgle, not quite used to having a brain back yet. Or having a body at all, really
Evil grinned, still stroking himself off slowly.
"Yeah, yeah, you take the time you need. When you are ready, though, I've got quite a big load to let loose, and I think it belongs inside of you, don't you? I promise no eggs this time."
X rolled his eyes, grinned, and flashed a thumbs up.
Life was good.