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Ranboo @ RanbooBeloved_

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

[Image of a decaying pig, noticeably its right eye is missing and moss grows around the exposed skull, as it stands on its hind leg holding a flower. The pig is wearing a striped yellow and brown shirt with overalls on top.]

Angel is here @AngelHero

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

Dude, it has something on its face

Frog's are adorable @ArtFrog

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

I can respect the art,,,, but at least put a TW if you plan to post more gory zombie animals /nm

CatLover @RunKitty

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

Holyshit. That's so hyper realistic??

Watch Squid Game @DramaDrama

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

That is one ugly child👁👄👁

Legally Deaf @AudioNo

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

Zombies are cool and all, but could you please tell me where you bought those clothes?? Shits cute

Pink Lemonade @SoftFairy

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

WHAT THE FUCK THAT SCARED ME 

Edge-Lord @EdgySame

Replying to @SoftFairy  

WHY ARE WE YELLING

Pink Lemonade @SoftFairy

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

No he's not lol

Batman's ass ✨ @SimpLover

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

U named you art Michael??? Love that

Green Lantern Sucks @BWord

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

Ok, but where did u get those clothes?? I want to buy some for my dog

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TommyInnit

Just found out that my nephew is also a hybrid and my brother gave birth to him after fucking a fish. This is absolutely fucked

[Image of what looks to be a fox standing on their hind legs, wearing a colourful revolutionary outfit. The fox looks a bit feral]

Fundy sadly Soot @FundySoot

Replying to @TommyInnit

What the fuck man??? When did you take this picture!?

It Was Never Meant To Be @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Replying to @TommyInnit and @FundySoot

I did my little champion :)

Fundy sadly Soot @FundySoot

Replying to @TommyInnit and @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Leave me alone

It Was Never Meant To Be @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Replying to @TommyInnit

Very true, Tommy! Giving birth as a man is very straining! Thank you for bringing awareness to the struggle :D

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TommyInnit and @WilburSoot-Minecraft

I didn't say shit

Angel is here @AngelHero

Replying to @TommyInnit

Uh,,, this is weirdly adorable and cursed at the same time

Wonder Women can kick me 👅 @ Women_L_ver

Replying to @TommyInnit

Love how if you weren't here for the first post then you wouldn't understand what's going on

Batman's ass ✨ @SimpUnite

Replying to @TommyInnit

Mpreg??? Shit, is this some elaborate furry/omegaverse RP 😭😭 

I don't have a Life @ up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(2) but as I did more looking into it, it's an island microstate RECOGNIZED by The United States, United Kingdom, China, and you get the rest. A microstate by the way is a very small country. At first, I was a bit stunned but,

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(3) looking into the actual nation was a whole other whiplash.  The founder was a man named Dream WasTaken (weird I know, but it gets weirder), and his co-founders, George NotFound, Sapnap Halo, Alyssa, and Callahan. The last two weren't a mistake, they don't have last names

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(4) Besides the weird names, the weirder thing was that to actually /get/ to the Island, you either had to be mega-rich or invited. And before you guys call this another rich people getaway, it's not. The majority of the people on the island are actually invited

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(5) from what I can find, and below the poverty line. But that's where things just get weirder, everyone from Dream to @/Tommyinnit don't have a background /anywhere/. You can dig yourself and prove me wrong, but you can't. The only evidence I found was weirdly enough 

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(6) a scientific research paper dating to the XX00's called The Male Birth. The paper starts off normal, talking about how the female sex can give birth, but quickly turns off with the introduction of Male Pregnancy. It then goes on a tangent on the possibility of Mpreg

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(7) if one were to get and I quote, "freaky with a Salmon named Sally." The rest of the paper is just a vivid progress I won't recommend reading. To find the article, just type The Male Birth by Wilbur Soot. Yes, that Wilbur Soot that gave Tommyinnit that now-infamous fox pic

I don't have a Life @ up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(8) who user @/FundySoot claims is him. The whole point is that either A) user @/RanbooBeloved_ was right, and Micheal is a real child or B) We were all fooled by an ARG. Either way, I also found the link to the Microstate - The SMP, if anyone is curious to prove me wrong

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

(9) https://ThenationofSMP.gov

[Image of a big island and several mini islands along it, next it is an image of a figure wearing a white mask with a crudely drawn smiley face] 

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

Tldr; The viral photos of the Bipedal Pig and Fox may be real, and somehow Male Pregnancy is possible

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @up10tionbp

OH THIS BECAME A BANGER. Good to know my research didn't go to waste 😌

Legally Deaf @AudioNo

Replying to @up10tionbp

Great, but has anyone found WHERE the clothes ar3 from,😭😭😭 

Emily @Emilyhatesherself

Replying to @up10tionbp

Honestly we live in a world where a man goes around wearing a bat fursuit and can go head to head with a practical god, so ig?? #OnlyinGotham

Jay @jakeXOXOX

Replying to @up10tionbp

To anyone lazy to look at the website but bored enough to write something, then here's their Email: [email protected]

Stan BTS @Funkyratislife

Replying to @up10tionbp and @jakeXOXOX

Bout, to write them a letter about Wilbur Soot cause that man is fine 😫😫

Pink Lemonade @SoftFairy  

Replying to @up10tionbp

Ya, this is definitely a ARG

Rats are ugly @RatL_ver_123

Replying to @up10tionbp

The only takeaway I took was that The SMP is likely a cult of Furries into Omegaverse RP, and I hate that :D

Nightwing's ass 🍑🍑 @Gothamishell

Replying to @up10tionbp and @RatL_ver_123

Ya, and when OP said that you had to be rich, they meant billionaire type of rich. Added with the Furry fact ……. Billionaire Furries

Gsjdbfjno @ randomletters

Replying to @up10tionbp @RatL_ver_123 and @Gothamishell

Stan BTS @Funkyratislife

Replying to @Funkyratislife

[A screenshot of a e-mail reply. The reply states the following, "Dear [Redacted], we are sorry to inform you that we have no information regarding Wilbur Soot-Minecraft, as he is a wanted fugitive for blowing up the state of L'Manburg, and has been in hiding since. If you have any information about his whereabouts please inform us."]

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @Funkyratislife

Skshfjddbk???? HE DID WHAT 

Wonder Women can kick me 👅 @Women_L_ver

Replying to @Funkyratislife

Uh, well now I hope it is an ARG,,,,

CatLover @RunKitty

Replying to @Funkyratislife

[Another screenshot of a e-mail reply. The reply states the following, "Dear [Redacted], We are sorry to inform you that Tommy Innit-Minecraft was exiled from The SMP after he committed arson to the now comatose King George NotFound."]

Stan BTS @Funkyratislife

Replying to @RunKitty

Well, I didn't expect that addition to my tweet

Batman's ass ✨ @SimpUnite

Replying to @Funkyratislife and @RunKitty

Exiled? Isn't he like a minor👁👄👁

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @SimpUnite 

I'M A BIG MAN

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @Funkyratislife

@TubboBeloved_

Tubbo Underscore-Beloved @TubboBeloved_

Replying to @Funkyratislife and @TommyInnit

Lol

Tubbo Underscore-Beloved @TubboBeloved_

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

[Image of several thin shaped nukes with the words, "Fuck You," written on them. In the picture stands a teenager, who is wearing a thick bomber jacket with several stitch patches. Next to him stands the now infamous bipedal pig - Micheal. Micheal seems to be holding a scaly white hand, to whom it is not known as they are out of frame.]

Jack supremacy @JackManifold  

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

You sure do, Man :D

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

I'm gonna steal your nukes, Bitch

Emily @Emilyhatesherself

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

Well that isn't concerning at all

Pink Lemonade @SoftFairy

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

That hashtag…… Oh this is going to be good

🎶Take me to church🎶 @Hozieristall

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

[This Tweet was deleted due to breaching the community guidelines]

Superboy has style @CityBumpkin

Replying to @TubboBeloved_ and @Hozieristall

Okay, but that is a war crime 😭😭

Sonic is 💥Godtier💥 @videogamenerd420

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

Micheal !!! 

Ranboo @RanbooBeloved_

Replying to @TubboBeloved_ and @videogamenerd420 

I agree :D !!!

art school is killing me @_cal_1269

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

So are we collectively not going to talk about the monster hand orrrrr???

superman isn't a god @metropolisisoverated

Replying to @TubboBeloved_

Um, shouldn't we notify the Justice League/the government of this?? 

Tubbo Underscore-Beloved @TubboBeloved_

Replying to @TubboBeloved_ and @metropolisisoverated

You can, but they can't stop me

superman isn't a god @metropolisisoverated

Replying to @TubboBeloved_ and @metropolisisoverated

Is- is that a threat

Tubbo Underscore-Beloved @TubboBeloved_

Replying to @TubboBeloved_ and @metropolisisoverated

It's a promise

Nightwing's ass 🍑🍑 @gothamishell

Replying to @gothamRaised

Ok, but, I'm not even mad 🤷 Like I want to know how this kid even got nukes lmao

Red Robin > Robin @moneyiseverything

Replying to @gothamRaised

This is going to get dirty fast

Robin is a child @Spoilercankickme

Replying to @gothamRaised

If they have a version of catwoman then I'm going feral 

Ant from the SMP @AntFrost  

Replying to @gothamRaised and @Spoilercankickme

Sup👁👅👁

Robin is a child @Spoilercankickme

Replying to @gothamRaised @Spoilercankickme and @AntFrost

No

Ant from the SMP @AntFrost  

Replying to @gothamRaised @Spoilercankickme and @AntFrost

I'm literally the guy your talking about

Zero will to live @bored4lifee

Replying to @GothamRaised

Gotham has Joker, Bane, and Poison Ivy. What the hell does the SMP have??

Fool's Gold🦈 🦈 @foolishG

Replying to @GothamRaised and @bored4lifee

Dude, that's just Dream, Technoblade, and Niki when she's mad 

Dogs are life @pomern1anL0ver

Replying to @WilburSoot-Minecraft

I- That's genocide 😶

It Was Never Meant To Be @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Replying to @WilburSoot-Minecraft and @Pomern1anL0ver

No one died, well, unless you count me. But Dream bought me back !! :D

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @WilburSoot-Minecraft

This is why I prefered Ghostbur

Stan BTS @Funkyratislife

Replying to @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Uhhhhh……. Good for you?

I don't have a Life @ up10tionbp

Replying to @WilburSoot-Minecraft

How the fuck did we go from Mpreg to blowing up a state 💀💀

randomletters @Gsjdbfjno

Replying to @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Jay @jakeXOXOX

Replying to @FundySoot

Good to know that regardless of species, daddy issues stays strong 💪

Spoiler can beat your ass @stephainebrown_purple

Replying to @FundySoot

It really be like that sometimes 

It Was Never Meant To Be @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Replying to @FundySoot

Please, I just want to see my grandson 

Fundy sadly Soot @FundySoot

Replying to @FundySoot and @WilburSoot-Minecraft

I have a restraining order on you 

[A blurry photo of what one could assume is a middle finger, but rather hard to tell when it's a fox’s paw]

dresses don’t have genders @Eret_King

Replying to @Eret_King

I have apologized to everyone that suffered from my actions, but I will always live in horror of my past actions

Baking is life @Nihachu

Replying to @Eret_King

!! Don’t worry Eret :D Compared to others you were tame 

dresses don’t have genders @Eret_King

Replying to @Eret_King and @Nihachu

Thank you, Niki! 

Lisa from Genshin is a MILF @childeisme

Replying to @Eret_King and @Nihachu

Tame?!

sangwoo is hot @ifckurdad

Replying to @Eret_King

Like for money type of greed? Because same

Watch Squid Game @DramaDrama

Replying to @Eret_King

Oomf please,,,, I thought we’ve been over this

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @ TommyInnit

Replying to @Eret_King

FUck you

dresses don’t have genders @Eret_King

Replying to @Eret_King and @TommyInnit

That is the nicest thing you’ve told me :D

Wonder Women can kick me 👅 @Women_L_ver

Replying to @Eret_King and @TommyInnit

Seeing a pattern here….

Batman's ass ✨ @SimpUnite

Replying to @Eret_King @TommyInnit and @Women_L_ver

And what the fuck is that??

Wonder Women can kick me 👅 @ Women_L_ver

Replying to @Eret_King @TommyInnit and 2 others

That everyone from the SMP is insane 

Zero will to live @ bored4lifee

Replying to @Eret_King @TommyInnit and 2 others

Tell me you’ve never been to Gotham without telling me you’ve never been to Gotham🙄 #OnlyinGotham

Wonder Women can kick me 👅 @ Women_L_ver

Replying to @Eret_King @TommyInnit and 3 others

Ranboo @ RanbooBeloved_

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

[Two images are side to side. One image holds a picture of a leather journal and a dirty crown right next to it, as they both lay on a patch of grass. The second photo is of a man wearing a smiley face mask, standing at the edge of what seems to be a silver border of sorts. Alarmingly the man holds a glittering purple sword, a bit of green liquid bleeds from the tip.]

Yellow is a great color @duke_thomas

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

That isn't concerning at all...

Mabel was a CHILD guys @billcypherisdumb

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

Assuming you're not lying, it seems that regardless of memory issues you made a bad situation into a good one :) 

Ranboo @RanbooBeloved_

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_ and @billcypherisdumb

I did! Ty!

Neon Blue @neonismyname

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

Smile for the documentary guys 👋

Gsjdbfjno @randomletters

Replying to @RanbooBeloved_

Crow Father @Philza_Minecraft

Replying to @Philza_Minecraft

On the bright side, he got to talk to his mother for 11 yrs ! She was very pleased

pink batman is pretty 💗💓 @whoareyoupeople

Replying to @Philza_Minecraft

Jesus😟😟

hamsters 🐹🐹 @dwarfh4msters

Replying to @Philza_Minecraft

Um…. Cowambummer??

💀💀spooky 💀💀 @skeltonsarehot

Replying to @Philza_Minecraft

oomf, not the time

Nightwing's ass 🍑🍑 @Gothamishell

Replying to @bored4lifee

Nightwing's ass 🍑🍑 @Gothamishell

Replying to @bored4lifee and @Gothamishell

It's entertaining, but there aren't really any stakes?? Like concerning but not Gotham type of shit….. Except maybe the nukes

Tubbo Underscore-Beloved @TubboBeloved_

Replying to @bored4lifee and @Gothamishell

:)

candice @candeeznutsfitinurmouth

Replying to @bored4lifee

Dude, they're a microstate?? IT'S CONCERNING what's going on there with it only having 10+ people. Also have we forgotten about the dude who had to take care of his dead son ghost??

Panda 🐼 @Sapnap_Halo

Replying to @bored4lifee

Lol @TommyInnit I chose you ! 

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @Sapnap_Halo and @bored4lifee

Bastard

Captain Puffy 🐑  @Puffythecaptain

Replying to @bored4lifee

Sleep with your eyes open

Baking is life @Nihachu

Replying to @bored4lifee

Be careful what you ask for

Fool's Gold🦈 🦈 @FoolishG

Replying to @bored4lifee

Dream literally makes us all fit that criteria

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TommyInnit

- I had to fight in a war, cause dream was being a bitch about land

- Was exiled and no one stood up for me cause everyone is a bitch

- 'Befriended' Dream just for him to blow up my Trent and Logstedshire, again like a bitch

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TommyInnit

- Finally, Dream almost killed my friend just cause he wanted my discs

.... Dream is bitch is what I'm trying to say

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TommyInnit

[Two images could be seen. The first image is of a campfire and a muddied blonde teenager could be seen grimacing next to several figures laying around him - although they seem to be worse off with bandages around their body. Second image is of a crater, noticeably you can see chunks of wood around and broken glass in the crater.]

Tubbo Underscore-Beloved @TubboBeloved_

Replying to @TommyInnit

Don't forget the part where Technoblade blows up half my face because of peer pressure ! 

Fundy sadly Soot @FundySoot

Replying to @TommyInnit and @TubboBeloved_

Or that time he helped drown me (although that was a bit of Tommy too?) 

Las Nevadas President @Quakity

Replying to @TommyInnit @ TubboBeloved_ and @FundySoot

Don't forget when the bastard put a axe through my mouth and half my face

Jack supremacy @JackManifold  

Replying to @TommyInnit @TubboBeloved_ and 2 others 

Don't forget when he sent several withers at me 

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TommyInnit @TubboBeloved_ and 2 others 

This is a Dream slander post not a Techno slander post, fuck u guys

Sam Nook @SamNook

Replying to @TommyInnit

This all took place in a year timeframe :D

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @TommyInnit and @SamNook

Sam nook! My friend! I thought you died :D

Sam Nook @SamNook

Replying to @TommyInnit and @SamNook

I did not, @AwSAMdude just decided to update my software :D I should be back in a month's time ……

Dogs are life @pomern1anL0ver

Replying to @TommyInnit and @SamNook

Please tell me I'm not the only that heard the animal crossing villager talking sound 💀

I hear voices @icantaffordmediaclcare

Replying to @TommyInnit @SamNook, and @pomern1anL0ver

Oh, so that wasn't because i was 🍃 🍃

I don't have a Life @up10tionbp

Replying to @TommyInnit

@bored4lifee has been suspiciously quiet after this post 👀👀

Emily @Emilyhatesherself

Replying to @TommyInnit

Probably mad that he was ratio'd HARD, L

Pink Lemonade @SoftFairy

Replying to @TommyInnit

i-

superman isn't a god @metropolisisoverated

Replying to @TommyInnit

Ya, definitely telling the Justice League of this

Todd Peters @ToddPeter

Replying to @TommyInnit

…...

It Was Never Meant To Be @WilburSoot-Minecraft

Replying to @TommyInnit

Oops 🤷♂️

Robin is a child @Spoilercankickme

Replying to @Spoilercankickme

Like Spoiler is still taking her usual route through Crime Ally,, but when Hood isn't here we know something is about to go down

Signal is the only meta I like @black4ndY3ellow  

Replying to @Spoilercankickme

Dude, I haven't paid my insurance 😭😭

no straights allowed ✋🤛 @baymaxisbouncy

Replying to @Spoilercankickme

Tim Drake-Wayne ☑️ @TimDrake

Replying to @BruceWayne 

Bruce how much do I need to tell you that ending you sentence with dots is creepy

Richard 'Dick' Grayson ☑️ @DickGrayson

Replying to @BruceWayne

Let's see if #OnlyinTheSMP lives to it's name :D

DreamXD @DreamXD  

Replying to @BruceWayne and@DickGrayson

⊑⍜⌿⟒ ⊬⍜⎍ ⟒⋏⟊⍜⊬ ⊬⍜⎍⍀ ⌇⏁⏃⊬

[Unable to be translated]

Damian Wayne ☑️ @DamianWayne  

Replying to @BruceWayne

Father, why

Barbara Gordan ☑️ @BarbaraGordan

Replying to @BruceWayne

Enjoy your trip Bruce! ;)

Tommy Innit-Minecraft @TommyInnit

Replying to @Technoblade

I hate you 

Technoblade @Technoblade 

Replying to @Technoblade and @TommyInnit

bruh