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“Brilliant,” said Philza. “If everybody’s here, then.” He clicked a button on a small remote and a screen behind him slid out of the wall. “This is the target for the next job. Las Nevadas.” The screen behind him showed a brilliant neon-lit street backed with blocky non-descript buildings. “Gambling site, research site, and absolute fucking political powerhouse. Estimated take for this job is twelve point five million. Each.”
“So we’re hitting the casino?” Tubbo said, mouth full of cookie. “Fuck, too hot.”
“The casino isn’t where the money is,” Technoblade cut in. “The casino bankrolls the research arm, which is so valuable at this point that their security is probably better than the casino.”
“What we’re going after specifically is their latest development, a toy for the super-rich.” The display screens switched to show off a small gold figurine set with emeralds. “They market it as a ‘Totem of Undying’, and it’s the best medical assistance money can buy.”
Or: Everybody in this heist gets superpowers and competence, including (unfortunately) our antagonists.
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21 Jun 2026
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A brief look in the far distant future of one of the founder of the Plurinational State of Man, Wilbur Soot, as told through his Wikipedia Article.
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16 Jun 2026
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Lambert vs the Twelve Dancing Princesses by inexplicifics
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
28 May 2024
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Once upon a time, there was a great king, and he had twelve beautiful daughters.
Oh, bollocks! He was a duke, not a king, and only three of ‘em were his daughters.
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- Part 6 of Fairy Tale Retellings
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14 Jun 2026
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Eskel takes a contract for whatever has been killing shepherds.
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14 Jun 2026
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Technoblade and Philza's Absolutely Unauthorized Long Term Space Field Trip (You Won't Believe The Laws They Broke) by antimony_medusa
Fandoms: SMPEarth
01 May 2023
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“Phil, I have a really great idea,” Techno told him. “Hear me out. It’s probably gonna get a lot of people mad at us, but it’s gonna be really funny.”
Or: Technoblade and Phil take over the known solar system.
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- Part 20 of Gift Exchange Works
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01 Jun 2026