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WHO IS STEPHANIE BROWN: A CONSPIRACY THEORY.
Hello hello there, my lovely followers!
Since the whole excitement over Jason Todd-Wayne being alive again is starting to die down (I’m so very funny), I’m back for a new conspiracy post! (For my opinion on the return of Jason Todd-Wayne, the rumors around him, and what I think of the explanation they’ve given to the press, I answer two anons here and here and my dear friend @blopblop52 here, and there’s also this post digging waaay more on the subject!)
For those who don't know me (yet, at this point I feel like all of Gotham is following me), I’m just a normal person doing a lot of posts about the Waynes! For the unluckiest of you (aka Metropolis) who doesn’t know them, or doesn’t have their own amazing benevolent billionaires (aka Metropolis again), the Waynes are like, super-popular here and also have a whooole lot of memes. To learn more about them, I have this post here that presents them all! For my other theories/conspiracies, don’t worry!! I can link you this one about the Waynes murder, this one about who’s dating who, this one about the famous ghost living at Wayne Manor, and this one about the link between the Waynes and the Bats! There’s some others on my blog, but I’ll let you find them yourself ;)
NOW, let’s start with Stephanie Brown!
So, I looked around for some infos on her and so far, I found that she has a mother, Crystal Bellinger (married Brown, but she divorced some times ago, and like, good for her), and a father, Arthur Brown. And boi, don’t we start big.
So, Crystal Bellinger is a nurse, and she also volunteers at the famous Leslie Thompkins’ free clinic! There’s reports of her in some rehab facility that let me think she was an addict at some time. She did actually talk about it and held meet-ups from time to time at the clinic for prevention! (Don’t hesitate to go if you need it, I heard she’s very cool and understanding.)
On the other hand, Arthur Brown is also known as the super-villain Cluemaster. He was arrested by the famous Spoiler (and Batman!), and was in Arkham before being declared sane and sent to Blackgate. And this man is just… awful. Like, seriously, all the stuff I found on him is terrible, so I doubt he was a good father lmao.
Now, for Stephanie herself. Her earlier tweets are often about how to arrest her father (which apparently no one took seriously).
[PurpleQueen @stephieb
I love how I keep telling the GCPD that my dad’s a criminal and they’re still doing nothing to stop him. They wouldn’t know how to be useful even if it hit them with a brick]
As you can see, she was fighting to get her father in jail (which is a success!! Yey!!).
Now, as you know me, I wouldn’t talk about her if she didn’t have a link with the Waynes. AND that’s where the whole mystery starts!
Earlier appearances of Stephanie with the Waynes went way back to six years ago, when she was fourteen. I actually can’t say that it was with the Waynes themselves, but with someone who will become a Wayne himself, I’ve named: Timothy Wayne, then Drake.
[Follow a picture of two young teenagers. The first one is a blonde girl, curly hair falling down her shoulders. She seems mostly white, but some features of her face would suggest a more mixed heritage; the curve of her nose, the lines of her eyes, the undertone of her skin. It’s mostly indiscernible, still, and hidden by the baby fat holding on her cheeks. She’s smiling brightly, her eyes a mixture of blue, green, and brown shining under the light of the camera’s flash. She’s taller by an inch than the boy beside her, her arm around his shoulder. His own smile is less brighter than hers, but still seems honestly happy. He’s pale, with bangs of dark hair falling in front of his pale eyes, lost between blue and gray. He too has baby fat all over his face, making him look way younger than he probably is. Their visages are pressed against each other. Only the top of their sweatshirt are visible, both in a deep green color, visibly the same one.]
First of all, for those of you who don't know much about the Waynes (no shame here!!! Except if you’re from Metropolis (it’s a joke, no one chooses where they’re born after all)), let’s present Tim Wayne!
Timothy “Tim” Wayne born Drake was a neighbor of the Waynes for a big part of his life. His parents were Janet and Jack Drake, both owners of Drake Industries and amateur archaeologists. They were often traveling around the world and leaving their son behind, either with diverse nannies or at some boarding school. THAT’s the extent of the official info we have on his home life then, but honestly it feels like there was more to it. But Tim doesn’t like to talk about it, so no question for him! We respect his privacy!
Everything changes when his parents are attacked overseas. Janet Drake is killed and Jack Drake is badly hurt, falling into a coma. Bruce Wayne, always a bleeding heart and explaining he was used to having Tim around since he often kept an eye on him when his parents were away (which kind of contradict the idea that he had nannies and all… idk what to believe here) decided to take the boy in the time for his father to get out of his coma. Which happened around one year later, at which point Tim went back to live with his dad, then still in a bad physical shape. Jack Drake married three months later the young Dana Winters, who was his physical therapist (there’s so much to say on this but for now I’ll just say I’ll probably do a whole post about the Drakes later). Then, something like around one year later (I think? Give it more or less months), Jack Drake was murdered, and Dana Winters was admitted into a mental facility because she wasn’t coping well with her husband’s death. Aaaaand that’s after that Bruce Wayne actually adopted Tim! He was Tim Drake-Wayne at first before going by Tim Wayne some time later.
Random stuff about Tim to help understand him better: he’s a photographer at heart and he has an instagram when he posts his pictures (and plz go see bc they’re beautiful!! Link here); he skateboards and I think he actually is at a good level???; he has two twitter accounts, one very official, and one where he shitposts all of the time (but everyone knows of his second account so,,,,,, rip lmao); he speaks a bunch of languages but I have literally no idea which ones or why; he keeps sharing conspiracies theories; he has a boyfriend!! And they’re cute; he can apparently fall asleep everywhere and there’s multiple videos on the internet of Tim asleep in very unlikely places oifdji (my fav here and here!!); one of his siblings said he was a raccoon one time and since then all of his profile pictures on social media are a raccoon (he never changed it).
Now, back to Stephanie (and Tim)!
From what I gathered around, they apparently knew each other through some social media before discovering they were living in the same city and meeting in real life. From then on, they haven't stopped being friends.
[tim sucks @stephieb has answered to @timmybooiii
I’ve made the biggest mistake of my life when I decided to log on this site and met you
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you’re just jealous steph @timmybooiii
@stephieb lmao rude
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tim sucks @stephieb
@timmybooiii fuck you your fault for BETRAYING ME
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you’re just jealous steph @timmybooiii
@stephieb GASP I WOULD NEVER
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Another picture of the two same teens, this time at the terrace of a coffee shop. Both seem older, probably around fifteen or sixteen; baby fat has disappeared from their face, even if the boy still looks unbelievably young. They have matching grins as they make a toast with their bubble tea. The blonde girl is in a pale blue dress, a vest too big for her above it; the boy has a sweater so big it comes to his tights, of the same blue as his friend’s dress.
The picture was posted on Instagram.
timdw: Nice day out with @StephB_YourQueen! Got bubble tea and some sunshine (aka Steph ;D <3)!
StephB_YourQueen: you’re the sunshine <3
DickGraysonWayne : So THAT’S where my vest and sweater went… Also you’re both so cute it’s unfair
timdw: @DickGraysonWayne lmao no regret it’s so comfy
timdw: @StephB_YourQueen NO YOU ARE <3]
(Small out of subject to say that the friendship between Stephanie and Tim is so so cute, like, relationship goal really.)
SO you can think it doesn’t have anything to do with our whole conspiracy-theory about Stephanie Brown, and I feel like you all have no idea where I’m going on with this, BUT. If you keep reading the replies on the last post, you end up finding THAT:
[StephB_YourQueen: @DickGraysonWayne eheheh, it’s all thanks to your vest! It’s just so nice I’m keeping it you will never see it again
DickGraysonWayne: @StephB_YourQueen no problem, anything for my favorite little sister :D <3
StephB_YourQueen: @DickGraysonWayne lmao what did Cass do this time
DickGraysonWayne: @StephB_YourQueen it’s all in the chat but for now you only have to know that you’re my favorite]
OKAY OKAY SO THERE’S SO MANY THINGS TO UNPACK HERE.
(Apparently it’s a common things for these kids to steal each other clothes, or at least Dick’s clothes… it’s so cute oushfdui)
See how many things we have to talk about here? Well, we’ll come back to it later! Just because I know some people will hit me with this in the replies, the most popular… Theory? Idk if you can call it a theory since it’s like, what everyone says and no one denies it but yeah. Anyway, this most popular theory is that Tim and Stephanie are dating, or were dating. Since Tim came out some months ago about having a boyfriend, well… They sure aren’t dating right now. As for the past…
[jock girl @stephieb has answered to @timmybooiii
lol say my baby’s daddy,
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@stephieb FOR THE LAST TIME STOP SAYING I’M YOUR BABY’S FATHER
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jock girl @stephieb
@timmybooiii lol no
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jock girl @stephieb
@timmybooiii @stephieb I mean, you were my bf when I gave birth after all
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@stephieb Dating you was the biggest mistake of my life.]
This is direct confirmation that they used to date. As for the baby mention — Stephanie had been outed against her will as having had a baby when she was a teenager. She then spoke up and explained that she gave up the baby for adoption because she wasn’t in a good situation to have a child. She’s actually a big advocate for better sex ed, a lot of different feminist talk about consent, and also helping pregnant teens, which is why she accepted to talk about her own experience in the first place. This girl sure doesn’t seem to have had an easy life, but she’s making the best of it, and we can only stan!
NOW about Tim and Steph dating, here their own answers when people asked about it, which was not so long after the below picture:
[jock girl @stephieb
Yes, Tim Drake-Wayne and I used to date. Yes, it was a mistake. No, he doesn’t know how to kiss.
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
??? Yeah I did date @stephieb why do people make a big thing out of it??? Srly it wasn’t even for long and all
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preppy boi @timmybooiii has answered @stephieb
@stephieb 1) fuck you, and 2) yeah
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
OKAY ONCE AND FOR ALL.
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@timmybooiii I did date @stephieb, like I already said, and YES, it was a mistake
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@timmybooiii Mostly bc even if we weren’t aware then, we felt like we were supposed to date bc we were close, a boy and a girl, and thus expected to fall in love with each other
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@timmybooiii So we dated and realized after like two months or so that we did love each other, just not in a romantic way
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@timmybooiii We broke up after that and yes, we’re still amazing friends and very close bc that’s just how things are
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@timmybooiii Not to be emotional on main but @stephieb is one of my best friends and closest person of my life and I love her so fucking much I don’t know what I would do if she wasn’t here
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preppy boi @timmybooiiii
@timmybooiii I would also never date her again even if we were the last humans on Earth.
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j ock girl @stephieb
@timmybooiii Aaawn I love you too Tim <3
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jock girl @stephieb
@timmybooiii @stephieb And also hard same, never again]
I feel like it answers the question well enough. They did date, they do love each other, but there’s no romance involved. And good for them! They’re amazing anyway.
Now that this specific rumor is tackled, let’s go with another popular one: Stephanie Brown is actually dating Cassandra Wayne!
For those who once again don't know much about the Waynes, Cassandra is the adoptive daughter of Bruce Wayne. She’s currently twenty-two and working at a communal theater. Bruce Wayne found her in Hong Kong while on a business trip and they bonded. Upon discovering she was an orphan, he decided to adopt her (she was sixteen going on seventeen at the time) and here we are! There’s also nothing very well-known about her childhood but we do have a lot of rumors here too… Maybe for another post who knows?
Random facts, and not a lot bc she’s very private: she’s selectively mute and is an active defenders of disabled people rights; she does ballet and is very good at it; she goes around different Gotham schools teaching the kids ASL; she’s apparently invincible at poker; she revealed on her twenty-one birthday that she has a tattoo, but she didn’t say what it was or where it was, so speculation are open; she’s very interested in fashion; finally, she often posts pictures of her in very high places supposed to be impossible to reach and no one know how she gets there lmao.
Something like two years ago, Cassandra came out as a lesbian, and that’s basically around this time that people started saying that Cass and Stephanie are dating. And, yes, they ARE close, it’s evident in the way they speak to each other or hold each other.
[goth girl @cassiewayne
brought @timmybooiii to the skate park and got blackmail videos :D
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preppy boi @timmybooiii
@cassiewayne OH NO NOT AGAIN
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goth girl @cassiewayne
@timmybooiii shush little brother.
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jock girl @stephieb
@timmybooiii @cassiewayne yeah, shush Timmy. *high five Cass*
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goth girl @cassiewayne
@stephieb *high five Steph* :3c
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An Instagram picture of two girls. The one on the left, with east-asian features, is the smallest one, but she’s also muscular and has a sharp, sweet smile. Her black hair is cut to her shoulders, and her dark brown eyes shine under the light. She’s wearing a short pink t-shirt under a black leather jacket, obviously used and too big on her. Only the hem of her skirt is visible in the picture. The girl on the right has her long, curly blond hair in a ponytail, eyes hidden behind huge sunglasses in the shape of a heart. She wears blue overalls, and above it a light shirt, with the sleeves rolled-up at her elbows.
The caption picture read:
CassieWayne: It’s the end of a new school year! At least for @StephB_YourQueen, since I don’t go to school. We went to the arcade and then to Bat Burger to celebrate! And she’s beautiful <3
StephB_YourQueen : You were the most beautiful one! <3<3<3
DickGraysonWayne : WHY ARE YOU ALL STEALING MY CLOTHES.
DickGraysonWayne : But also you’re both lovely <3 Proud of my little sisters!
timdw : WHY WASN’T I INVITED
StephB_YourQueen: @timdw we only wanted beautiful people, gremlin
CassieWayne: @timdw @StephB_YourQueen lol.
CassieWayne: @DickGraysonWayne <3]
As you can see, Cassandra and Stephanie are very casual with each other, often go out together, and easily compliment each other. They also hug easily, there's literal compilations of hugs between them or them cuddling.
[A video sporting different pictures. All includes Stephanie Brown and Cassandra Wayne physically close, either hugging, holding hands, eventually cuddling. The last one is a picture of the interior of Wayne Manor, with Stephanie, Cassandra, and Tim here. Cassandra is casually sitting on Stephanie’s lap, her feet on Tim’s. Stephanie is talking to the person behind the camera, but there’s no indication who it is.]
Now, can we say they’re dating…? Not really. They never particularly talked about this rumor, but they kind of answered it anyway.
[Different screens of conversations from different social media.
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definitely never crashed a car @cassiewayne
@stephieb dear sister of mine,
YOU’RE A TRAITOR.
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A picture of Cassandra Wayne with a medal around her neck, in a dance outfit and a big smile on her face.
StephB_YourQueen : Cass won today!! @CassieWayne I’m so proud of calling you my sister you’re the best honey <3<3<3
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probably dying inside @timmybooiii
@stephieb plz come get your sister she’s driving me INSANE
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at least i have cookies @stephieb
@timmybooiii Oh so now @cassiewayne is my sister and not yours uh???? and yet I’M not adopted????]
And that’s only a very, very little part of how much they call each other sisters! It happens like, all the time, and in a range of… Since they met each other, practically, to today. So I think we can safely say that they aren’t dating lmao.
Now, before I tackle down more theories, let’s take a look at Stephanie's relationship with the other Waynes!
As we already saw, Stephanie is really close with both Tim and Cassandra, to the point where she’s described as the best friend of one and the sister of the other.
Now, when Stephanie comes along, the only other Wayne kid was Richard “Dick” Grayson-Wayne.
A brief history of this wonderful man for you all: Dick used to live at Haly’s Circus with his parents. Haly’s Circus is an International circus traveling all around the world, and thanks to it Dick is multilingual. The Graysons, also known as the Flying Graysons, had a trapeze act known for defying death itself — as in, they were working without a net. Dick used to perform with them (there’s actual videos, I suggest you all to actually watch it because it’s truly impressive!), and he still works on his acrobatics, so he holds like… international records and all. Like. A lot of them. That’s impressive too lmao. When Dick is eight, his parents die in what is supposed to be an accident here in Gotham, while performing. It’s discovered later on that the mob boss Tony Zucco was the one to murder them, but that’s another story/theory (that I posted some days ago here)(yeah there’s some mysterious stuff about it). Bruce Wayne, always the bleeding heart, was in the public, and when he inquired himself of the kid's well-being, it was to discover that Dick was thrown in Juvie. That’s when Wayne asked to be his guardian, but it’s actually not clear how Dick ended up here — sources often said it was either because there was no place in any foster home (which????) or it was because of racism (because Dick is Romani and English isn’t his native language — not sure which one it is tbh, because he keeps changing it every time someone asks him lmao). Also, Dick doesn’t talk about it, which, valid of him really.
After that, Dick was under the guardianship of Bruce Wayne for years. At one point, Bruce adopted him, but there’s actually no public record of when??? They kept it pretty secret, which again is very valid since they were always under the paparazzi radar and everything. But it was definitely before Dick turned 18 — it’s also when Dick started to legally use the Wayne name hyphenated to the Grayson’s. There's a lot of talk about this time, since people liked to believe Bruce took Dick one for a publicity stunt or errrr… very disturbing reasons. If you’re more interested in all the rumors about Bruce adopting his kids, I made a post about it here that I update regularly because people are just like that.
Some more random informations about Dick: Like I said, he holds various records in acrobatic and gymnastic; he’s multilingual and it’s not even clear how many languages he can speak; he has been a gymnastic teacher, a volunteer into different children centers, a social worker, a bartender, a taxi driver, a mechanic, and also worked at Wayne Enterprise for a while; he dropped out of college and said about it that it wasn’t for him, but he also apparently got various degrees online??? That he passed when he was bored???; he used to live in Blüdhaven before the city,,, you know,,, blew up; he won the first place of “most beautiful man” so many times that they had to ban him from the competition (that he never tried to be in); he’s married and has a daughter and I swear I’m pretty sure I saw people cry when they learned it lmao (my sis. My sis cried. Lmao rip your crush sis).
NOW. Dick has been around for a long time and he’s not really public but not that shy about sharing some stuff either, so we know more about him than his other siblings in general. Like, the other ones we know most about is Tim and half of it is because of his constant shitposting.
GOING BACK ON TRACKS, Stephanie and Dick have definitely met each other, and apparently hung out together more than once. Like it’s shown on some of the earlier screens, Dick casually refers to her as his little sister. Now, it’s not unusual that a close friend gets included in the family dynamics, or just the siblings dynamic. One of my sister’s friends that I know since I’m a little kid always calls me his little sibling, so, yeah. That happens. I wouldn’t be surprised to find out it’s what has happened with Dick and Stephanie, especially since Dick is apparently a welcoming guy who always makes an effort with his newly adopted siblings (or at least that’s why Jason and Cass talked about in a radio interview here recently). Honestly I wouldn’t be surprised if Dick just saw Stephanie around his family and immediately assumed Bruce just adopted her or something lmao.
But!! Despite appearing in a lot of photo groups together, they didn’t seem to spend time just the two of them, so it’s kind of hard to guess how close they actually were then. I tried looking everywhere but I found only two moments where there were only the two of them (kind of,,,).
[The picture is posted on Instagram. It’s of a young man and a girl, still a teenager. The girl is actually the tallest of them both, but not by much. Her hair is tied in a complicated bun, and flowers are piqued into it, some curls of blond hair falling along her cheeks, bringing up her bright smile. She has discreet makeup on, with added sparkles on her eyelids. Her dress is of different shades of pink, the skirt wide around her legs and a knot at her waist. Heels are completing her outfit. The man wears makeup too, with the same sparkles on his eyelids, and flowers in his dark hair. His skin is tan, and his eyes a light, eerie blue. He smiles happily at the camera as well, and his earrings shine under the light. He wears a pale pink shirt matched to the girl’s dress and dark pants, with still in the same different shades of pink, embroideries of flowers running on the side of one leg. They’re pressed close together, the man’s arm around the girl’s shoulders.
The caption read:
StephB_YourQueen: Ready for the @WayneGala tonight! @DickGraysonWayne did my makeup, hair, and bought my dress, who could ask for a nicer big brother? <3 We’re ROCKING IT, catch us being the stars of the party :muscle:
DickGraysonWayne: @StephB_YourQueen we’re beautiful and no one can match our awesomeness :fingerguns: Also <3
timd: @StephB_YourQueen you’re beautiful, I’m so sad I can’t be here tonight :((((
timd: @DickGraysonWayne lmao u should have worn the dress urself
DickGraysonWayne: @timd I would have if I wasn’t banned from wearing a dress to these events since what happened last time…
StephB_YourQueen: @DickGraysonWayne WHAT THE FUCK???? WHAT HAPPENED???
StephB_YourQueen: @DickGraysonWayne you asshole you can’t drop that and leave like nothing happened
timd: @DickGraysonWayne I WANT THE STORY COWARD
CassieWayne: @DickGraysonWayne @timb @StephB_YourQueen ah yes, the event™
StephB_YourQueen: @CassieWayne nothing can justify this betrayal. NOTHING.]
OKAY SO. This one takes place when Tim was back to living with his father after his coma, but he was still close to the Wayne family (which is why it was so easy for Bruce Wayne to adopt him after Jack Drake’s death, probably). As you can see, both Dick and Stephanie seem at ease with each other and also able to joke together without a problem. There’s also easy compliments!! And again, Stephanie calls Dick her big brother, which can be just a way of speaking.
Let’s also note that she was invited to the Wayne Gala, which is a very exclusive thing most of the time, so it’s like… huge.
Now for the second one…
[Another picture posted on Instagram. It shows the same teenager as before, this time in a more casual attire, with simple jeans and a red sweater. She has in her arms a little girl, maybe around four-years-old, with big green eyes and wild dark hair, her skin a golden brown showing mixed origins. She wears a purple dress, and her cheek is pressed against the teen’s head. They both have huge smiles.
The caption reads:
DickGraysonWayne: Two of my favorite girls together <3 Mar’i is loving the visit from her Aunt @StephB_YourQueen (and I do as well)!
StephB_YourQueen: @DickGraysonWayne Mar’i is just so adorable I’m going to steal her and SPOIL HER *insert evil laugh here*
DickGraysonWayne: @StephB_YourQueen Oh No What Should I Do
KoriAnders: @StephB_YourQueen @DickGraysonWayne so that’s what happens at home when I’m not around? Should I be scared of any potential disaster? Also Steph, you should come back when I’ll be home!! I look forward to spending more time with you <3
DonnaWonderTroy: @DickGraysonWayne Oh no I need to retaliate soon with a picture of Bobby with Cassie :eyes:
StephB_YourQueen: @KoriAnders Sure, no problem <3 I love spending time with both you and Mar’i!!
StephB_YourQueen: @KoriAnders and Dick too, ofc
DickGraysonWayne: @KoriAnders @StephB_YourQueen I love watching this happen <3<3 love you both <3 also @DonnaWonderTroy just brings Bobby with you next time :eyes:]
Okay, so, Kori Anders (YES the famous model,,, I Know) is Dick Grayson-Wayne’s wife, and Mar’i is their daughter. Donna Troy is a photographer who’s been friends with Dick since they’re kids, but it doesn’t interest us for this conspiracy theory. There’s so many things here, where do I start.
Okay so, first, I don’t think that if Stephanie was only a family friend, she would be called the kid’s aunt so easily. Like, idk, maybe it’s just me, but it only happens with very close friends of a family, right? And, like, I would agree if it was Cassandra’s kid or Tim’s, but Dick, outside of all of the photo groups together and the affectionate “little sister” (that can be see as teasing or a simple nickname without the feelings behind), at least in public, doesn’t seem to be that close to Stephanie (or at last they didn’t when these pictures were taken and posted). So either they bonded a lot behind closed doors and there’s no proof on internet about it (which is a possibility, it’s not because these people are minor celebrities that they can’t have a private life), or Stephanie is waaay more important to the Wayne family that a simple friend of the kids.
Besides, I think it’s pretty clear Dick truly cares about Stephanie and all since he literally called her one of his favorite girls in the caption of the picture? Idk maybe I’m reading too much into it but again, you don’t say that about anyone. So they’re probably actually close by then.
NOW we have more proof that they’re close later on, mainly when Damian Wayne entered the picture. I’ll talk about Stephanie and Damian a little later because there’s actually a lot to say about them, but for now let’s go back to Stephanie and Dick.
There was a whole year after that where Cassandra was in Hong Kong and Tim was studying abroad, and where Bruce Wayne was like,,, acting very strange (??? There’s also a lot of theories about this one, so I’ll probably do a post about it one of these days), so Dick was taking care of Damian himself and Stephanie was actually always hanging out with them. There’s a lot of pictures of the three of them together, and from now on a certain number of just Stephanie and Dick too.
[A picture of two people on a couch against each other. One is a man, his arm extended on the backseat of the couch, obviously wearing pajamas, his black hair falling in front of his closed eyes. The other one is a young woman, maybe in her late teenage years, blond hair a mess around her face, head pillowed on the man’s shoulder and her legs hanging on his lap. She, too, is in pajamas, her eyes closed. Both are obviously sleeping and cuddling. The picture was posted on @DickGraysonWayne account, but without a caption.
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Richard Grayson-Wayne @flyinggraysonw
Just come home to hear Damian shouting “Traitor! My Cookies!” at @stephieb while she was running around and cackling. I suddenly want to go back to work.
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Richard Grayson-Wayne @flyinggraysonw
@flyinggraysonw so apparently Damian left some cookies out to eat them later on and @stephieb licked them to assert dominance. I have literally no idea why she thought it was a good idea.
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pretty blonde, will kick your ass @stephieb
You did the same with Cass’ like, two months ago.
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Richard Grayson-Wayne @flyinggraysonw
You have no proof.
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A picture posted on Instagram. There’s three people on it; a man, a young woman, and a young boy. The woman, blond hair tied on a ponytail, her tongue sticking out of her mouth, is focused on a game, a controller in her hand. She’s sitting on the man’s lap. The man, with dark hair and striking blue eyes, is pointing at what is supposedly the television, his other hand on the woman’s hip, probably giving her tips about how to win. The young boy is sticking his tongue out as well, sitting on the other end of the couch. He has short black hair and brown skin, and even from afar his green eyes seem to shine. He still has baby fat on his cheeks. He’s focused on the television as well, his own controller in his hands. All three of them wear Robin-themed pajamas.
It’s the first post of the account.
RealDamianWayne: I won. @Steph_YourQueen @DickGraysonWayne]
There’s even more but I can’t show everything lmao. BUT my point is, they’re very close and grew closer with the year, and it’s clearly visible.
AND I absolutely need to share my fav picture of them together. For context, it was taken at Pride, aka the famous one where Red Hood stole the Batmobile and guided the parade (yeah that,,, was a WHOLE thing lmao, it was even better when Batman showed up and if you want more info plz click here I shared the whole thing because I WAS HERE).
[A picture of the same man and woman, in a crowd — all the other people’s faces are blurred. They’re both surrounded by the same pansexual flag, each one gripping an edge of it. The man has sparkling and gold makeup on, and a demisexual flag painted on one cheek. He wears a pink crop top with “Fuck gender” on it, and a blue high waist mini-short, the outfit completed by high heels. The woman has her blond hair on a bun, drops of curls escaping it from everywhere. She, too, wears high heels, and a black crop top with “proud of my queer fam” written on it. Her look is completed by a skater skirt in the colors of the flag behind them — pink, yellow, and blue. They both have huge smiles on, looking right at the camera, their arms around each other.]
Big fanpeople minutes: They’re beautiful LOOK AT THEM.
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AHEM. Okay, now, since this is done… I think we can say without a problem that they see each other as siblings. Here.
NOW, like I said earlier… There was this period of time where we mainly saw Dick, Stephanie, and Damian. So, obviously, Stephanie and Damian have their own relationship as interesting as the others.
A quick history before going into it! Damian Wayne is the (only) biological kid of Bruce Wayne. For a veeeery long time, there was no word about his mother, but it had been revealed since then that his mother is Talia Head (you may have heard about her, she was the CEO of LexCorp at one point of time). I have a whole other post about Talia Head, that I made waaay before we knew she was Damian’s mother, and that you can read here, but for the basic information: she and Bruce Wayne dated for a few years back when Dick was an only kid and also a tiny teen. She suddenly disappeared without a sign one day, until she resurfaced to be the CEO of LexCorp. Now, with the knowledge that Damian is her son, it’s easy to calculate that she disappeared when she was pregnant with Damian. She never said anything about why she left, but it seems that she’s still quite friendly with Bruce Wayne (?) and that she spends time with her son.
Now, the other thing is that Bruce Wayne didn’t know about Damian’s existence until he literally appeared at his front door one day when he was ten. You can imagine the shock lmao. No idea how the kid lived before, but he vaguely talked about living with his mother and grandfather (???). I think he also mentioned a cousin (?????). Anyway, he was living in a whole other country and he had a hard time getting used to Gotham and the USA in general. (It’s important for later I swear)
For some random facts: he loves animals and volunteers in animal shelters; he has a whole account for his drawings (here!! It’s wonderful really), where he sometimes does things with Tim and really it’s just… so good; he once said that he loves tea; he’s constantly being picked up and carried by his siblings and it’s the cutest thing in the world.
So as I said before (,,, again), Stephanie and Damian spent a lot of time together. There’s more than one piece of evidence that they’re actually close, which is interesting because for long, Damian wasn’t very open about his feelings for his family if not hostile to them, but both Dick and Stephanie are people he was more at ease to talk about or express anything about. So. It’s definitive proof they’re close, I think.
[Damian Wayne @realdamianwayne
If someone asks me one more time if I want to marry my babysitter, I will punch them in the face.
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call me beep me @stephieb
@realdamianwayne aaaawn
Kick these straight romance-centered assholes’ asses! C:<
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| Damian Wayne @realdamianwayne
@realdamianwayne I’m not an infant. I do not need a babysitter.
(also, Stephanie is not my babysitter.)
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call me beep me @stephieb
@realdamianwayne yeah i should have seen that one coming lmao
(I’m not even paid for watching you, that’s unfair, @flyinggraysonw pay me now)
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Richard Grayson-Wayne @flyinggraysonw
@realdamianwayne @stephieb I’m not paid either, suck it up
Also Damian, not punching people, even if they deserve it.
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Damian Wayne @realdamianwayne
@flyinggraysonw @stephieb >:C
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Richard Grayson-Wayne @flyinggraysonw
@realdamianwayne @stephieb Oh gods, he’s using smileys now
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call me beep me @stephieb
@realdamianwayne @flyinggraysonw he’s learning so fast c’: I’m so proud]
As you can see, they seem very comfortable with each other. Also, plz keep in mind the last bit, we’re coming back to that in not too long. Right now, actually.
[no braincell here plz call back tomorrow @timmybooiii
I feel like a T-Rex…
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T rue Wayne Heir (no I will not change my name, Drake) @realdamianwayne
@timmybooiii Extinct?
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who runs the world? WAFFLES @stephieb
@timmybooiii Dead?
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who runs the world? WAFFLES @stephieb
@realdamianwayne SAME HAT
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True Wayne Heir (no I will not change my name, Drake) @realdamianwayne
@stephieb We do not have a hat in common, Stephanie.
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who runs the world? WAFFLES @stephieb
@realdamianwayne oh my gods, come here kid, I need to teach you more slang
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I need a vacation @flyinggraysonw
@timmybooiii @stephieb @realdamianwayne You all, it’s 4am. Go to sleep.]
Okay this part is theory BUT. I think. I think Stephanie is the one who helped Damian integrate in the USA. Like, no offense to all the other Waynes kids, but most of them weren’t around for Damian’s first year at Gotham, and there’s a huge difference between the kid he was then and the kid he had become when they all came back. AND, no offense to Dick either, but he was… really busy at this time, I think, like he was often working at Wayne Enterprise and then his usual work(s???) so he had a lot to do, and apparently Stephanie was the to-go person to look after Damian when no one was here. Which, btw, is presented/feels like the normal thing to do for them apparently? I’m losing myself lmao but BASICALLY I think that Stephanie helped Damian learn about USA culture and also understand it. She said she teaches him slang, for once, and she probably helped him with the emojis? And then there’s like,,, these stuffs:
[A clip video of pictures, all of Stephanie and Damian together. The first one present them in front of a bouncy castle; the second, third, and fourth are them in a petting zoo, with various animals around them; on the fifth, they’re eating ice-cream together; the fourth following pictures are of them at the arcade, apparently at different period of the year; the tenth following are of them on various restaurants and fast-food; the final ones have as background the Gotham zoo, and are also taken from different period of the years; the last picture is a simple one, where Stephanie looks at the camera and seems halfway through a joke, and Damian looks at her with an annoyed look that hide badly the fondness in his eyes and the smile at the corner of his lips.]
So yeah. They did a lot of stuff together and Damian seems to respect her a lot. And he’s so quick to defend her!! (even if she doesn’t need to!)
[brain goes brrrr @baaaaart has answered @timmybooiii
@timmybooiii no but our blonde girls are so wild and also kind of terrifying!!!! Look at cassie or steph or cissie or greta!!!
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Damian Wayne @realdamianwayne
@baaaaart Do not dare disrespect Stephanie in my presence, you miscreant. You’re lucky enough she graces your miserable life with her company.
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brain goes brrrr @baaaaart
@realdamianwayne @timmybooiii ,,, help I think you’re little brother is being mean to me!!!
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brain goes zzzzzz @timmybooiii
@realdamianwayne @baaaaart dw he’s always like that
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brain goes zzzzzz @timmybooiii
@realdamianwayne @baaaaart also we were talking about who could kick our ass in our group of friends, Dami, so dw about Steph’s honor or whatever
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Damian Wayne @realdamianwayne
@timmybooiii @baaaaart This is acceptable. You can continue, then.
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Damian Wayne @realdamianwayne
@timmybooiii @baaaaart Also, Stephanie can beat both of you without breaking a sweat. You don't stand a chance. Especially not you, Timothy.
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brain goes brrrr @baaaaart
@realdamianwayne @timmybooiii lmao true]
It’s kind of cute how he jumps in to defend her even if there was like, no reason for it. And he totally respects her and thinks highly of her!! It’s very very cute. It’s very precious. And, final one but necessary one because… WELL.
[A picture of a baby with dark skin, a duvet of black hair on his head and big, shiny green eyes. He’s smiling brightly, his little hands raised toward the person holding the camera, and wears a cute onesie with bats on it.
JasonWayne: a rare picture of @RealDamianWayne when he was a baby! Look how cute he is :)
StephB_YourQueen: @RealDamianWayne OH MY GODS LOOK AT YOU YOU’RE SO SMALL AND CUTE
StephB_YourQueen: @JasonWayne omfg thank u so much i will treasure it
RealDamianWayne: @JasonWayne What have I done to deserve it. You will face retribution for your crimes.
DickGraysonWayne: @JasonWayne @RealDamianWayne adorable oh gods. Look at his little face!!! His little hands!! HIS SMILE!! Dami is so cute I’m gonna cry and gut Talia for hiding him for so long, brb
RealDamianWayne: @DickGraysonWayne Please, Richard, do not kill my mother.
JasonWayne: @RealDamianWayne @DickGraysonWayne yeah, be nice Dickie, plz
CassieWayne: @JasonWayne @RealDamianWayne a baby baby brother <3
JasonWayne: @StephB_YourQueen now you owe me Blondie :D
StephB_YourQueen: @CassieWayne a very baby baby brother indeed!! I want to squish his cheeks so bad
RealDamianWayne: @CassieWayne @DickGraysonWayne @JasonWayne @StephB_YourQueen *sigh*]
I might be reading too much into it but I think it’s confirmation that Damian is Stephanie’s little brother and again: so cute. She definitely cares about him as much as he cares about her. Also, we’ve been blessed with these baby pictures omg.
So, like with the other Wayne kids, it’s a close bond, almost or kind of a sibling one. I bet you all can see where I’m going with this lmao.
NOW, there’s still one Wayne kid we didn’t talk about! I’ve named, Jason Wayne! So, to learn more in depth about him, please see these two theories of mine here and here — first one from when he was still believed dead, second one from after his (legal) return to life! But for some infos: Jason Wayne, born Jason Todd, is a Gotham kid coming right from Crime Alley. His father was a criminal and died in jail, his mother died from an overdose. One day he tried to steal Bruce Wayne’s tires and instead got adopted by him (best way out of an attempted robbery I guess lmao). He was a very private kid but seemed still pretty happy. Four month before his sixteen birthday, something happened, he got kidnapped, and then we all thought he blew up, including his family. Apparently he was already elsewhere then and after a bad accident, got amnesia, and only started having his memories back when he came back to Gotham. He then came back to his family and bonded with his new siblings and all.
Some random facts: he’s a big literature fan; he’s in college right now; apparently, he’s still pouting over the fact that Cassandra is older than him; he has a whole bad boy look but he’s actually a big nerd; he loves children and admitted he wants to have kids when he’ll be older; he can recite book quotes by memories and it’s seriously impressive; he’s a theater kid, he said it himself alright.
SO with what he already said earlier, you can imagine that one of the kids Jason bonded with is Stephanie. I have less stuff about them because… Jason’s legal return to life was not even five months ago and his presence on social media only started recently, so. But! We still have some interesting words and all exchanged between them that can say a lot about their relationship!
[ literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
Beware! I finally managed to remember my password.
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pineapple pizza for the win @timmybooiii
@jtw_redausten oh no my peace is gone
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unicorns are real and in this essay i will @stephieb
@jtw_redausten FINALLY SOMEONE TO ROAST TIMMY WITH ME YES
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Ninja Princess @cassiewayne
@jtw_redausten Welcome back here, little brother >:3c
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trophy husband (fy Roy) @flyinggraysonw
@jtw_redausten lmao that would have been funny if you had remembered it years ago
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I hate you, Timothy @realdamianwayne
@jtw_redausten Your username is ridiculous.
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
Why is everyone so intent on the idea that prom is a wonderful moment in life and that you’ll be miserable forever if you don’t go???
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unicorns are real and in this essay i will @stephieb
@jtw_redausten weren’t you dead when yours happened
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
@stephieb That’s my whole point, Blondie.
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unicorns are real and in this essay i will @stephieb
@jtw_redausten Yeah, mine too :D
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
@stephieb You’re no longer my favorite sibling.
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
Btw what the thing with @timmybooiii s and @realdamianwayne s usernames?
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Ninja Princess @cassiewayne
@jtw_redausten Pizza
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unicorns are real and in this essay i will @stephieb
@jtw_redausten Ooooh you missed the Pizza Discussion of Doom™? I’m gonna send it to you wait
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
@stephieb omg it’s priceless thanks for the blackmail
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unicorns are real and in this essay i will @stephieb
@jtw_redausten am I your favorite again? :D
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
@stephieb … maybe]
Outside of the fact that Jason casually refers to Stephanie as his sibling, they have so much chaotic energy together lmao. We don’t have much, as I said, but they do seem super close!! They never posted any pictures with only the two of them on it either (I think Jason still doesn’t remember his password for his Instagram account lmao). So, nothing more to say for them!
NOW to the big boss himself… Aka Bruce Wayne.
AGAIN, for those who don’t know about Bruce Wayne… idk how but apparently these people exist… Bruce Wayne is the son of Thomas Wayne (a doctor) and Martha Wayne born Kane. When he was eight, his parents were murdered in a mugging attempt, leaving him an orphan (that happened in Crime Alley, and it’s the whole reason why Crime Alley is called Crime Alley). From then on, his butler/guardian, Alfred Pennyworth, took care of him. After college (there rumors that he actually dropped out lmao) he went out to travel around the world and find himself. When he came back, he was a changed man and for a long time he had a reputation of a flirt and also a clumsy dumbass. Now he’s more of a tired father and I mean, very valid (and that’s a nice glow-up!) lmao.
Random facts: he’s more often a millionaire than a billionaire because every time he gets the billionaire rank back he creates a new project and pour so much money into it lmao; because of his children he’s now a meme; it took me some time to find sources (here, here, here, and here) to back this specific fact but when he was young (aka teenager) he was helping out Leslie Thompkins at her clinic and it’s very cute; he’s passionate by dinosaurs; despite his reputation as a dumbass, he takes good care of Wayne Enterprise; without him, his family, his charities, and his family enterprise (big big mention to the Foxes btw), Gotham would have collapsed years ago.
Now, sadly, Bruce doesn’t interact much with his children on social media, or with people in general. It often seems like what he posts is 1) either to brag about his children, 2) something PR-approved and very bland, 3) to comment on his children’s posts to brag about them (or ground them, sometimes). However, we still have pictures of him with his children, and some pictures with Stephanie. Which, first of all, is very interesting because in the pictures Bruce posts, it’s either 1) his family, 2) the family’s friends like the Foxes or the Gordons, 3) at like, two occasions, his own friends. So Stephanie has to fit in one of these categories, right?
Now for the PICTURES.
[The picture is posted on Instagram. The background is the one of an office, except that there’s glitters on all the furniture and toilet paper thrown everywhere. A young girl is sitting in the office chair, her feet on the desk in front of her, her hair and clothes covered in glitters, and a shit-eating grin on her face. A man is standing on the other side of the desk, arms crossed on his chest and frowning, his face unhappy. The picture is taken so the two people are easily visible as well as their expressions.
timdw: Bruce came back home and @StephB_YourQueen sacrificed herself so I could run free. Sadly, it didn’t work and we’re both grounded :C
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The picture is posted on Instagram as well, one of the rare pictures of the account. It shows the interior of a living room. There are four people all sitting on the couch, pressed close to each other, and apparently lost in a discussion. Two are teenagers — a black-haired boy with pale skin and a blond girl doing a big gesture with her arms. The other girl — or woman — seems older, but maybe not an adult yet. The last one is a young man, a quiet smile as he watches over the other kids.
RealBruceWayne: Family movie night at the Manor with @DickGraysonWayne, @CassieWayne, @timdw, and @StephB_YourQueen.
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The picture is yet again posted on Instagram. It’s one of a man and a teenager. The teenager — yet the same blonde girl — wears a gown and a cap, a huge smile on her face and a paper — a diploma — in her hands. She’s looking right at the camera. The man is in costume, his black and gray hair matted carefully, his arm around the girl’s shoulders. Instead of looking at the camera like her, he’s looking at the girl with a tender smile, a proud look in his eyes.
RealBruceWayne: @StephB_YourQueen graduated today! I’m very proud of her. She did amazing (I’m not surprised), and now I can’t wait to see what she will do in her future!
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The last picture is one of the same girl with a young boy. They’re both working on a table, the girl on her laptop with books around her, the boy simply pouting at his papers like it had personally offended him. A cat is lounging on the table between them.
RealBruceWayne: It’s always a nice feeling to see my children being so comfortable around each other. They’re both working on their homework, even if for one it’s college papers. And Alfred the cat is providing moral support! @StephB_YourQueen @RealDamianWayne]
Okay okay okay. So what all of that is telling us? I’m going to analyze picture by picture (just watch me).
First of all, Stephanie is comfortable enough to prank (???) Bruce Wayne, even back when she started knowing him. Maybe it’s just her personality, but I still think it’s interesting. In the picture, she’s obviously comfortable and doesn’t fear his reaction, so maybe it’s not even the first time it happened. Plus, as the caption says, Bruce grounds her. Maybe it’s just a rule in his house, but still worth noting!
Second picture! If I refer to the date, it was not long after Cassandra’s adoption but before Tim’s. It’s a family thing, but Stephanie is here, which means that… She’s somehow part of the family. Either the children insisted for her to be present and Bruce agreed, or the children insisted, and Bruce relented. Which are like two different things. First scenario, Bruce thinks Stephanie’s place is with the family too, and second one he doesn’t think so. Still interesting that she’s included and that Bruce tags her!
The third one is pretty telling to me. 1) Bruce was at Stephanie’s graduation. 2) It’s important enough of an event for him to take a picture with her and post it. 3) The way he looks at her is the exact same way he looks at his children, like, come on, you can pull out any pictures of Bruce with one of his kids and it’s the exact same look. 4) His caption!! He literally says he’s proud of her and thinks highly of her!! Besides, he brags about her in it just like he does with his children!
AND THEN THE FOURTH ONE — Bruce literally calls her his child. Like, I’m not imagining things, he just called her his child.
SO Bruce thinks of Stephanie as family, and even as his child.
Now, what do I think about all of that?
That Stephanie Brown is a Wayne.
AND I HAVE MORE PROOF. First of all, all of these articles or pictures where Stephanie is included in the Wayne family.
[A picture posted on the Wayne Enterprise account for Christmas. Bruce Wayne and his children — Stephanie included — are here, all in matching sweaters and smiles on their faces, all snuggled against each other. The caption read “A Happy Christmas and end of the Years from the Wayne family and Wayne Enterprise!”.
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Various pictures from the Wayne family at the Wayne Gala through the years. Stephanie is on almost all of them since she knows Tim.
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Various pictures taken from the Waynes children accounts where they’re specifically talking about being at a family gathering and where Stephanie is present.]
Stephanie is somehow always included in the Waynes promotional pictures, their official family pictures, and participates in almost all of their family events. It’s kind of clear that she is family.
[A compilation of short videos of Commissioner Jim Gordon with the Waynes. The Waynes do something unbelievably stupid, or clumsy, or both, and Jim Gordon looks at the camera, looking dead inside. A lot of these videos are of Brucie Wayne, but there’s also a good place for the kids as well. Stephanie is present in a certain number of videos. In one in particular, she wears a suit for a gala when someone interrupts her way in the room. Commissioner Gordon is beside them. The conversation is not heard, but the consequences are seen; Stephanie punches the man in the crotch before storming away. Jim looks at the camera, not surprised in the slightest, and the video cuts to pass to the following one.]
Okay so that can seem like it’s not much, but honestly? It’s one of my biggest clues that Stephanie Brown is a Wayne. Why? Well, the person who posted the video is Barbara Gordon. Yes, she’s Jim Gordon’s daughter, and on her way to be a freaking senator so all the respect to her. But!! More importantly (in this case)(just for this theory), she’s Dick’s friend since they were kids. One of his best friends, even, as they both said in the past. She intimately knows the Waynes. And what’s going on with them. (Btw for those who are interested Jim Gordon himself is an old family friend of Bruce Wayne.)
Why do I say that? Well, Stephanie is in these videos, isn’t she? But, more than that, in one of these in particular… She’s alone. There’s no other Wayne around in this particular video — the focus is on Stephanie and Jim Gordon. The point? Stephanie is the Wayne in this video. Which, again… Come from someone who knows them extremely well and would be able to say if it’s simply a promotional thing or a real one.
- Stephanie Brown is part of the Wayne family.
Now what? What does that mean exactly? Well, it means that we have a lot more of questions, my friends! First of all — did Bruce adopt her but keep it a secret? Is she part of the family in every way that matters but not in a legal one? Is she Bruce’s secret bio-kid? If so, why did they never say anything?
Honestly… All of these are possible. I would tend toward the second one myself because gut instinct, but outside of that there’s really no way for us to know which one is true. They don’t leave enough clues :c
And with that… It’s the end of this conspiracy! I honestly don’t have more to say, except that Stephanie seems to be a very cool young woman and that I hope we will see more of her in the future.
Stay tuned for more theories, remember to be kind to yourself, and see you next time!
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1m — waynesconspiracies725 reblogged:
WHO IS STEPHANIE BROWN: A CONSPIRACY THEORY.
[Keep reading.]
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SO WE ACTUALLY HAVE AN ANSWER LMAO. And only got it, like, two hours after I posted (ahahah… I cried).
Behold, the end of it all:
[Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne
@timmybooiii @jtw_redausten @stephieb @cassiewayne @flyinggraysonw @realdamianwayne I don’t know which one of you changed my name but just in case, you’re all grounded.
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noodles potatos @timmybooiii
@realbrucewayne WOW RUDE I DIDN’T DO ANYTHING
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l iterature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
@realbrucewayne wow way to alienate all of your children at once old man
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titus stan account @realdamianwayne
@realbrucewayne I didn’t do anything, Father. Give me back my freedom or I tell Pennyworth you were the one who broke the vase two days ago.
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:angelemoji: @cassiewayne
@realbrucewayne :c
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tired eyebags @flyinggraysonw
@realbrucewayne I’m an adult, you can’t ground me.
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb
@realbrucewayne I’m not your kid, you can’t ground me.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne has answered to @timmybooiii
@timmybooiii For once. Still grounded.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne has answered to @jtw_redausten
@jtw_redausten Jason, don’t start trouble. You’re grounded.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne has answered to @realdamianwayne
@realdamianwayne … Alright. But blackmail isn’t the solution, Damian.
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titus stan account @realdamianwayne
@realbrucewayne And yet it is one who works marvelously well, Father.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne has answered to @cassiewayne
@cassiewayne Don’t act innocent, Cassandra. I’m done believing you never did anything wrong in your life. I know about the paint. And the car. And the rest.
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:angryemoji: @cassiewayne
@realbrucewayne Dammit.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne has answered to @flyinggraysonw
@flyinggraysonw Watch me.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne
@realbrucewayne @flyinggraysonw You’ll never be too old for me to ground.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne has answered to @stephieb
@stephieb Actually, I can, and you are. I have the receipt.
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb
@realbrucewayne WAIT WHAT
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Crystal @bellingercrystal
@realbrucewayne @stephieb I thought you told her, Bruce?
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb
@realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal oh by all the gods plz tell me you’re not dating
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne
@stephieb @bellingercrystal We’re not.
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Crystal @bellingercrystal
@stephieb @realbrucewayne We’re not, sweetie.
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cat got your tongue @selinakyle
@stephieb @bellingercrystal @realbrucewayne They’re not, even if I wouldn’t mind Crystal joining us ;)
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb
@selinakyle @realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal Yerk. I don’t want to know, Selina!
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Bruce’s Sugar Mommy @taliahead
@selinakyle @realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal @stephieb Leave them alone, Beloved.
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Bruce’s Sugar Mommy @taliahead
@selinakyle @realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal @stephieb What is this name.
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
Things are getting interesting. @flyinggraysonw get the popcorn
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tired eyebags @flyinggraysonw
@jtw_redausten Already on it, Jase :D
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Queen of the Manor @cassiewayne
@jtw_redausten @flyinggraysonw I’m coming for your popcorn
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb
@realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal INSTEAD OF BEING GROSS GET BACK ON TRACK
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne
@stephieb Sorry?
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Crystal @bellingercrystal
@realbrucewayne @stephieb What he means is that we have shared custody.
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titus stan account @realdamianwayne
Stephanie was our sibling this whole time and Father didn’t tell us?
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tired eyebags @flyinggraysonw
@realdamianwayne Now you understand how I felt when Dad adopted Jason without telling me. And Cass. And Tim. And Steph, apparently. :)
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb has answered to @bellingercrystal
@realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal WHAT? SINCE WHEN?
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne
@stephieb @bellingercrystal It’s… Been some years?
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
Y’all I feel like I’m living in a telenovelas I’ve never more loved being alive
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb has answered to @realbrucewayne
@realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal oh my gods. Oh my fucking gods. I can’t fucking believe that you were basically my dad for all these years and you never fucking told me.
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catch these fists if you can @stephieb
@realbrucewayne @bellingercrystal I mean, not like you need papers to be my dad or whatever, but, you know
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Crystal @bellingercrystal
@realbrucewayne @stephieb Honestly, I really thought you knew.
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Gotham’s Sugar Daddy @realbrucewayne
@bellingercrystal @stephieb To be fair, I thought I had told you.
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Apparently a Wayne @stephieb
what the hell even is this family
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literature is my mistress @jtw_redausten
@stephieb Yours.
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tired eyebags @flyinggraysonw
@stephieb Yours.
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Queen of the Manor @cassiewayne
@stephieb Yours.
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titus stan account @realdamianwayne
@stephieb Yours.
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noodles potatos @timmybooiii
@stephieb Yours.
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noddles potatos @timmybooiii
i had to leave for like five minutes and in the meantimes Bruce found a way to get a new kid????? how even is this man
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Apparently a Wayne @stephieb
@timmybooiii bruh i don’t even know
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Apparently a Wayne @stephieb
@realbrucewayne btw dear apparent Dad of mine, Duke was the one to change yours and Talia’s username :)
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Don’t listen to Steph, Bruce @dukieduke
@realbrucewayne @stephieb >:3c ]