icwasher
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when beggars die, there are no comets seen/ the heavens themselves blaze forth the death of princes by icwasher
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman: Under the Red Hood (2010)
18 May 2026
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"Is this really what you want to do with your life?"
Jason scoffed. "Of course it is. Bruce deserves this for not killing the Joker."
"A true thing," said Talia, "but that is not what I asked. Vengeance is a noble cause, but it is all-consuming. It will encompass your entire life. Though I do not know why, you have been given a second chance at life. I do not want you to waste it doing something that will not bring you true happiness. So, I'll ask again, is that really what you want?"
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Instead of enacting revenge on the Bats, Jason becomes a theater teacher. Somehow, he still ends up helping out the Bats with their nighttime activities as Red Hood.
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maybe if i try hard enough i can see the stars again by icwasher
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
18 Mar 2026
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He’s staring at the ceiling. He doesn’t like that. He was always supposed to die looking up at the sky. Overdosed and lying in a gutter, but at least he could see the stars. Or the clouds. Or maybe it would have been winter and he could have watched snow fall as his life drifted away from him.
He’s in a warehouse. There are no stars. There are no clouds. There is no snow.
Above him is a tin ceiling.
It’s bleak.
Jason supposes it’s fitting.
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The Warlock, the Witch, and Their Feral Chaos Gremlin Child by icwasher
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
01 Jan 2026
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Morgana has a vision that leads to her discovery of Merlin's magic and the strings of fate that tie her, Merlin, and Mordred together. This is mostly a good thing.
Or: Morgana and Merlin adopt Mordred and chaos ensues.
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The Queen of Attolia and the Queen of Eddis by icwasher for justonevambrace
Fandoms: The Queen's Thief - Megan Whalen Turner
13 Sep 2025
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My piece for the 2025 Hamiathes Gift Exchange!
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looking like you just woke up (prepare for an aching the rest of your life) by icwasher
Fandoms: Merlin (TV)
01 Sep 2025
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After combing the entire area, including the lake itself, forensic scientists found more than just the remaining parts of the dismembered body.
They found a full skeleton lying at the bottom of the lake bed, wrapped in a red cloak.
. . .
"If this is from the Arthurian period, this is an incredible find indeed."
Hopefully, more information will soon be uncovered, though it's sure to be difficult. Mr. Emrys, the owner of the land and the lake, refused to let any further investigation go on. When asked for a comment, he refused and told the crew to, in his words, "F*** off."
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When a team of archaeologists discovers Arthur's skeleton in the lake of Avalon, along with a perfectly preserved cloak and sword, Merlin has no choice but to let them take his body to be displayed alongside other Arthurian artifacts for a special exhibition. Out of gratitude (or perhaps politeness), they send him an invitation.
He begrudgingly attends.
Recent series
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Two Tiny Stars by icwasher
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton
07 May 2025
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The Curious Case of a Fourteen-Year-Old Kenobi by icwasher
Fandom Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Legends: Jedi Apprentice Series - Jude Watson & Dave Wolverton, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types
17 Jun 2025
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STAR WARS: MODERN AU by icwasher
Fandom Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: Rebels, Star Wars: The Bad Batch (Cartoon), Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, The Mandalorian (TV)
29 Aug 2024
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now i see daylight by savetheday
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Iron Man (Movies), Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Marvel
04 Jun 2023
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When Ansari said, “Your father is Tony Stark,” Tony prepared himself for his son’s disappointment and anger but all he saw on Peter’s face was confusion.
He opened and closed his mouth several times, inhaling through his nose then slowly releasing the breath through his mouth. His eyebrows were furrowed and his nose was scrunched in a facial expression that read “okay, what the fuck.”
“Okay, what the fuck,” Peter said.
aka my take on biodad au where peter is kidnapped as a child and they're reunited years later by chance. featuring peter breaking out of a police interrogation room to get iced coffee, tony stark's childhood trauma, and a healthy dose of found family
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12 Jul 2026
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Itsy Bitsy Spider by MellarkandArt for kingdomfaraway
Fandoms: Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
23 Dec 2021
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“What,” Tony’s voice broke and he coughed to clear his throat. “What are you- no, wait, maybe first just, who are you?”
There was a long and awkward pause before Tony received a response from the lunatic stuck to the building. “I’m- I’m Spider-Man.”
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after Civil War, Tony aims to distract himself from the trauma by focusing on developing his nano tech, and somehow gets caught into a spider's web along the way.
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nominated for the “Best Homeless” and “Identity Reveal” fic in the 2022 Irondad Creator Awards!
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09 Jul 2026
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I'm Just Peter by Jen27ny
Fandoms: Spider-Man - All Media Types, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies), Iron Man (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies)
10 Jan 2020
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There was a pattern Peter wasn’t aware of.
Whenever his morning started great, his day would end in agony.
The morning of his parent’s death had been great. The morning of the OsCorp field trip had been great. The morning of Ben’s death had been great. The morning of the Homecoming dance had been great.
This morning started great.
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Bookmarked by icwasher
09 Jul 2026
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I think the title really explains it all? But anyway:
Jason knew that attending a rich ass school was going to be the toughest and most mind-grating thing ever. His beliefs were confirmed when he got cornered by bullies on his first day. The only thing he was surprised about was that it took them so long to find the school's new street rat. Just as he's about to be punched, a fucking 10 year old (he's actually 12) steps in and... starts threatening the bullies? And they actually listen?? What the fuck???
And that isn't the only surprise that's waiting for him.
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- Part 1 of Let Them Be Brothers
- Part 1 of The Mafia Files (expansion pack)
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Bookmarked by icwasher
27 May 2026
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it starts with a baseball, thrown onto the wayne's property. it's alfred's job to deal with such happenings, of course. but over tea and galas, it turns into so much more.
after all, why should bruce be the only one allowed to adopt any child that he finds?
(birdwatchers one word prompt challenge day 123 - baseball)
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- Part 1 of straw-verse
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Bookmarked by icwasher
26 May 2026