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"Write a song about it," Lando said when breaking up with the love of his life.
That certainly bit him in the ass. Now, he was stuck slinging drinks with his ex's Grammy-winning album playing on repeat.
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Everyone knows breakup albums are universally fire. Lando feels the burn.
(Oscar wonders what to do with the ashes.)
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- Part 1 of heart eyes 'verse
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22 Jun 2026
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It’s not normal, probably, to miss your ex-husband after almost two years of separation, but George was never normal about Max in the first place.
alternatively, how max and george find their way back to each other
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- Part 1 of to divorce or not to divorce
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22 Jun 2026
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There are about five million reasons why Oscar's boyfriend couldn't be a god. There were also an alarming amount of reasons why he could be. One such being the man who appeared in his kitchen.
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- Part 1 of Priorities
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19 Jun 2026
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“You’re not being very sympathetic,” Lando replies. “My roommate is a serial killer!”
Charles says, unhelpfully, “five months ago you walked into his apartment with no identification, no luggage, and the request for him not to look your name up on the internet, and he let you live with him without even asking if you served in the war. And we are surprised he is a lunatic?”
Or: Oscar kills people. Lando is legally dead. Someone wants to restart the war.
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- Part 1 of Into the Daoliverse or Something Idk
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15 Jun 2026
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“And, like – farming, right? How hard can it be? Take a seed, put it in some dirt, sprinkle some water and wait. Boom. Food. Done. And I’ve driven a tractor practically every weekend this year, it’s not that hard.”
Gemma pauses the video. She un-shares her screen. Her smiling face pops back up in the centre of Max’s monitor, gaze distinctly pointed.
Wait.
“That’s it?” Max hisses, incredulous. “Seriously? I’m getting cancelled over a joke about fucking farming?”
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Max has had PR disasters before. This time, though, he’s made the mistake of pissing off some random British farmer with a loyal YouTube fanbase and a penchant for passive-aggressive callouts via X. And George Russell isn’t the type who’s easily appeased.
(Or: Max learns to drive a tractor, harvest wheat, and fall in love.)
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- Part 1 of reap what you sow
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07 Jun 2026