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  1. Rec *

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    “Are you familiar,” Lan Xichen says, “with the Lover’s Curse?”

    Wei Wuxian blinks. It takes a couple of seconds for the words to fully penetrate, and then — he can tell his own eyes have gone wide by the way Lan Xichen’s flash with poorly-concealed annoyance, so Wei Wuxian tries to get it together.

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    11 May 2026

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    At a discussion conference, Wen Ruohan sees a face that he'd thought lost to the impenetrability of Baoshan Sanren's mountain.

    He will not lose something so precious again.

    Not when being a Grandfather suits him so well, and his Grandson is as wonderful as Wei Wuxian.

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    05 May 2026

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    “I don’t even know why you’re mad at me,” Wei Wuxian pointed out as they considered each other, waiting to see who would make the first move.

    “Shameless,” Lan Wangji spat out. “Thoughtless.”

    He really had lost his temper entirely. Wei Wuxian had never seen him like this before. It was... well, impressive. Wei Wuxian would have liked to take his time to admire Lan Wangji like this, if he wasn’t expecting to be attacked at any moment.

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    Wei Wuxian gets a little too turned on in a duel with Lan Wangji. Lan Wangji notices, wins, and takes what's his.

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    02 May 2026

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    or, one hundred and thirty-three principles of the Gusu Lan, pertaining to the state of marriage

     

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    He bows to Wei Wuxian, sword in hand, sleeves falling properly. Wei Wuxian bows in return, and the sect leaders begin the opening courtesies, and for all of ten minutes Lan Wangji is under the impression that he is betrothed to a boy who is perfectly normal and acceptable apart from an unfortunate tendency to fidget with his clothes.

    That impression does not last.

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Wei Wuxian is hit with a sexy curse that can only be broken by fucking or dying horny about it. In a last-ditch effort to preserve the paper-thin plausible deniability protecting his enormous crush on Lan Wangji, Wei Wuxian attempts to choose ‘dying horny about it.’ He fails on all counts.

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    05 Apr 2026