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Hermione Granger has always carried an embarrassing secret: she gets turned on by learning. What happens when a tattooed Draco Malfoy shows up to Eighth Year and won't stop whispering interesting stories in her ear?
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19 May 2026
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"I think you know what this is…"
Newly divorced, 29-year-old Hermione Granger does the most impulsive thing of her entire life: she buys herself a ridiculously expensive sports car and books herself a pre-paid spa weekend at a five-star hotel in the Lake District for her first Valentine's Day alone in eleven years. The only problem is, about halfway there, her fancy car breaks down in the middle of a snowy one-lane country road surrounded by sheep fields. With a nearly dead phone and only one auto repair shop in the area, Hermione finds herself out of luck.
Or… until she meets the sole owner of the shop: Draco Malfoy. The man who disappeared off the face of magical existence three years prior.
How many things can one do in a sports car? Well, Hermione is determined to find out.
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04 May 2026
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He's a grumpy barista. She's a rather annoying customer. As far as he knows, anyway.
Hermione Granger knows better — Draco Malfoy is serving her coffee in the middle of Muggle London. What she can't understand is why. And she's determined to find out.
“If you were happy, really happy, would you even want to know that it was all a lie?”
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22 Apr 2026
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"Bill glanced toward the window, noting his mum was safely out in the garden, then looked back at Hermione. He found himself swallowing around the sudden appearance of a mouthful of saliva. He felt a twinge of shame. Checking out Hermione felt borderline creepy. She was what, nineteen? No, wait, she was twenty; he remembered now that she was a year older than Ron. Being nearly thirty, that one-year difference shouldn't have mattered, but for some reason, twenty felt like a much more ‘adult’ number to justify his wandering eyes. He allowed himself one last glance at the delicate bow ties fastened at her waist before forcing a sigh."
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02 Apr 2026
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"All her growth was the conveying of a corpse of hope."
(From 'The Rainbow', D.H. Lawrence)This is a story about coming into one's own, a meditation on the twilight of girlhood and the violence of crash-landing into womanhood. Follow Hermione as she navigates through the quagmire: Saving the world, getting top grades, falling in love, lust, and a whole lot of trouble, and comes out of it hopefully (at least) partially sane.
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- Part 1 of Here We Go Round The Prickly Pear
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30 Nov 2025
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From Wiltshire, With Love by MistressLynn for Misdemeanor1331, GeriatricPeepshow, janblues, MykEsprit, Pir_PirOmanka, Kayrinait, Shampoo_ish
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
23 Dec 2021
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Hermione convinces Draco to spy for the Order and she becomes his handler. But what are his true motivations? Hard to say when he's still figuring that out himself.
WINNER: 2022 Top Dramione Fics on Reddit
4th Place Wartime
2nd Place BAMF!Hermione..............................................................
Draco cut her off. “You may have my wand, but you're not in control of the flow of information here. It’s not your life on the line.”
Granger bristled at his assertion. “My life is on the line every day.”
“So. Is. Mine.” He growled back. “Give me my fucking wand and don’t be so bloody obvious when you contact me.”
She narrowed her eyes. “I already told you I'd be more careful next time.”
She better be.
“One more thing.”
“What, Malfoy?” she snapped, still angry she hadn’t gotten the information she wanted.
He pointed his finger at her so she would understand how important this was. “You need to learn Occlumency. If you’re captured, I’m dead.”
She stared back in defiance. “We both are.”
He couldn’t argue with that.
She tossed his wand to the floor and Disapparated with a crack.
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- Part 1 of From Wiltshire, With Love
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21 Sep 2025
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If there’s one thing Hermione Granger is good at, it’s using magic to fix her problems. And this time, her problem is sex.
Luckily, she has the perfect solution: a locket enchanted with the Patented Daydream Charm. Whenever she opens it, she’ll find herself in Dreamland, where she can live out all her filthiest fantasies risk-free.
The magic is a bit tricky, though. For some reason, Malfoy keeps showing up there with her. Thank goodness it’s only an illusion—if that was really him, she would never live it down.
Meanwhile, Draco is determined to figure out who the fuck is cursing him to suffer through highly realistic, erotic hallucinations of his secret childhood crush. When he finds the culprit, there will be hell to pay.
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- Part 1 of Sin's Dreamland Collection
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15 Aug 2025
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When there's a significant drop in the magical population, stressed Unspeakable Hermione Granger finds the answer. The Wizengamot threatens a Marriage Law unless a temporary Procreation Bill can make them see reason. Fortunately for Hermione, her chosen spouse knows how to work out all of her tension.
Beta Love: raviesnake, fncmullin, RavenclawMidwife, LadyParongsny
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14 Jun 2025
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Embers & Light by duskandstarlight
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
26 Dec 2022
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Now, in that study at the river estate, Cassian looked down at the female who would be staying with him for the near future. At the eyes that had drained of fire at the sound of her sisters words and were now nothing but hollow, unseeing.
“You’re coming with me to the Illyrian Mountains,” he told her.
Those steel blue eyes bore into his, unblinking. He waited for the retort, for the snide remark that would send him reeling but it didn’t come.
Somehow, that was worse. It meant that the situation was far graver than any of them had realised.
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A Nesta & Cassian fic - a tale of how Nesta slowly starts to heal and how she & Cassian grow back together.
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03 Dec 2024
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Nightmare Dressed Like A Daydream by This_Immortal_Hope
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
16 Jul 2021
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Nesta accepted her exile with ice chips in her eyes and determination in her heart.
They wanted her to train? Fine. She would let this male craft her into the sharpest blade Prythian had ever seen.
They thought she was a Nightmare? Fine. She would rend their Court of Dreams apart with the screaming blaze of their own hypocrisy.
How easily this Inner Circle dismissed people. Judged and condemned and sentenced them without a second thought. As if shining golden hair and Royal blood were required to be a Dreamer born into the Court of Nightmares. As if every mutilated female under this cauldron forsaken mountain did not dream of a better life. It was hard to look up at the stars and wish when one had never even seen the Night sky.
*ANTI-IC AND ESPECIALLY ANTI-RHYSAND CONTENT AHEAD DON'T LIKE DON'T READ*
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21 Nov 2024
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A Court of Secret Dreams by sometimesdarling
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
19 Apr 2025
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Please show me something new, Elain begged the Cauldron.
But it was the same vision she had seen every day since the shadowsinger almost kissed her: Azriel driving Truth-Teller into Rhysand's heart.————————————
Elain is making secrets.
Azriel is keeping them.
The Night Court will never be the same if are discovered.An Elriel forbidden love fic
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21 Nov 2024
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POV: What if, instead of Cassian and Nesta screwing post-bog, Azriel and Nesta have a sweet moment over a bathtub
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22 Oct 2024
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Elide gets stuck in her dress and decides going up to her neighbor's flat is the best and fastest option to free herself. Little does she know she will find more.
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10 Oct 2024
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Trial and Error by SorcerySmithereens
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
22 Dec 2024
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Eris discovers the woman of his dreams in his 8am lecture at Rask University. Eris uses all his charm and charisma to get her to go out with him, and we the audience, can only watch in horror.
This is for Day 6 of Eris Week 2024 for AU Day!
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06 Oct 2024
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A Marriage Most Convenient by Atdawnwewrite
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
11 Sep 2024
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Eris is enamored with Nesta after the ball in the Hewn City. To strengthen the alliance and secure Eris's loyalty she agrees to marry him. She believes it is what she deserves after making life difficult for her family. This marriage is meant to be her penance the least she could do to repay her sister's kindness. But what she finds is something else entirely. Eris is much more than the male she thought she knew.
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15 Sep 2024
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No One Likes A Mad Woman by Separatist_Apologist
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
04 Jan 2022
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You made her like that.
Choice after choice after choice has been stripped from Nesta Archeron. No more. When the heir to Autumn Court, Eris Vanserra, offers her a way out of the prison she's been forced into, Nesta accepts without hesitation. To the rest of Prythian, Autumn Court looks and feels like hell but to Nesta, Autumn Court is freedom.
The first she's ever had.
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30 Aug 2024
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Like Pristine Glass by BookWorm77071
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
25 Jun 2021
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Five years ago, Nesta was exiled by her sister to Illyria. Four years ago, she disappeared. Three years ago, she stopped sending letters. And now she's turned up in a small country across the sea, with three small children in tow. But Nesta's not looking for the Inner Circle anymore, and she's not happy to find them on her doorstep.
But Cassian's lost her too many times to do so again, and this time, he has more at stake than ever before, if those three Illyrian-winged children have got anything to do with it.- Language:
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29 Aug 2024
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Truth of the Heart by TheFreakPanda
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
29 Feb 2024
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Three months after the Solstice (ACOFAS) Nesta finds herself presented with two opportunities in one day. Not knowing yet that her life would change from the moment she said yes. But would it be for better or for worse? That was all up to her.
Nesta's healing journey after ACOFAS, where she actually heals on her own terms and realizes her strength and worth.
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29 Aug 2024
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you’re safe now by annieleonhardtsring
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
17 Sep 2023
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Rewrite of ACOSF…
scene where Nesta falls down the stairs of the House and climbs back up. Because SJM screwed us over in some parts of ACOSF.
Nezriel bromance.
(i LOVE cassian, he’s actually my favourite bat but he’s an asshole in this)Bookmarked by vsimpson
29 Aug 2024
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AU Where We Pretend ACOSF Didn't Happen by Theladyofbloodshed
Fandoms: A Court of Thorns and Roses Series - Sarah J. Maas
19 Jun 2022
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An alternative story to ACOSF that takes places after the Solstice in ACOFAS - but Nesta and Cassian have both reluctantly admitted to themselves that they are mates. Giving Nesta the story she deserves.
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29 Jun 2024