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Hermione was perfectly happy working her way up the ranks in Magical Policy, but she couldn’t exactly refuse the Minister for Magic himself when he asked her personally to help with the Muggle Society Integration Program.
Of course she hadn’t expected her charge to be Draco Malfoy of all people, but she was a professional, dammit, not to mention a war hero. She just had to get through this one hellish week.
It’s just one week. She could handle one week with Draco Malfoy, right?
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It has become common knowledge that Hermione Granger cannot have an orgasm. Many have tried, none have succeeded. Can Draco Malfoy offer his assistance? // 8th Year AU
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Strange You Never Knew by raven_maiden for weestarmeggie
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
04 Apr 2020
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“Three minutes to the lift, two to the board room. I believe that gives me”—he lifted his forearm to check his watch—“eight minutes to make you come.”Fire pooled in her belly. “A bit cocky, are we?”
“I’ve gotten you off in less.”
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Something strange is up with Malfoy, Hermione's fellow Auror and secret shagging partner. Ready or not, she's about to find out.
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Pansy Parkinson's Parlour for Sexually Uninhibited Witches and Wizards by JadedandConfused
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Aug 2023
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Pansy has created a place for witches and wizards to act out their wildest magical fantasies. The rules are you must be transfigured so that no one ever recognises you and you must never use your real name.
Hermione is sick of being the most recognisable witch in the world. No one really tries to get to know her. They want to know Hermione Granger the war hero. She's tired of it and just wants to have a little fun without consequences.
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So this came about because my partner and I were brainstorming all the different kinky stuff you could get into with magic. I honestly don't know what tags I should be using. I figure I will just add pairings as I go. Identities are secret for the most part. I have updated the relationships to show the endgame pairings and referenced the rest of their dalliances in the tags.
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Bookmarked by vkta
21 May 2026
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This author is like the Shakespeare of smut
Probably the horniest thing I’ve ever read, highly recommend -
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Dramione smut with a bit of plot. After their respective bitter breakups, Draco Malfoy and Hermione Granger coincidentally end up drunk together at the same work party. Despite their mutual hatred, they somehow end up shagging in one of the Ministry's offices. But what was supposed to be a one-night-stand just keeps repeating itself in various ways...
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Bookmarked by vkta
20 May 2026
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10/10 banger no notes. Loved it. It’s hot and fast paced, give it a go.
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Draco Malfoy has been missing for three years. Harry is assigned the cold case and finds himself slowly falling in love with the memories he collects.
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- Part 1 of Running on Air
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I'm Never Lonely When I'm With You by PacificRimbaud
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
02 Dec 2021
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"I won’t take the room." She shakes her head emphatically. "Living with you is totally out of the question."
"Obviously."
“But if I did—"
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“In my humble opinion there’s only three things that men should be and that is bloody, slutty, and pathetic.” And, on a good day, Draco Malfoy can be all three.
When war heroine Hermione Granger and Azkaban-tattooed war criminal Draco Malfoy are forced to wed as part of Shacklebolt’s controversial Reconciliation Act, they openly fight the match and each other—their public brawls breathlessly reported by the press.
Secretly, a deeply traumatized Draco delights in Hermione’s attention and pines for a real marriage with her—even as her forced proximity to the Black family magic irritates the cursed scar Bellatrix left on her arm, reminding her why she can never truly trust or forgive him. Then Hermione discovers that Draco’s blood will soothe the scar . . . and Draco is willing to trade his blood for her body.
(With post-war blood purity politics, black market potioneers, Pansy Parkinson’s career advice, the Malfoys blackmailing Hermione’s Wizengamot opposition, BDE Neville Longbottom hunting Death Eaters, a slutty Theo Nott serving as Draco’s right-hand man, and Crookshanks loose in Malfoy Manor.)
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- Part 1 of THE BLOODY, SLUTTY, AND PATHETIC SERIES
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Five years after the war, Hermione Granger has very little time for something like a relationship. She's far too busy trying to run the Bureau for Endangered Creatures efficiently, dealing with budget cuts and ignorant ministry officials and finding a way to somehow restore her parents' memories, who are still in Australia and none the wiser about the existence of their daughter.
When she discovers that the Wizengamot plans to use Draco Malfoy as a scapegoat whilst dealing with elusive Voldemort loyalists, she offers to testify for him. She's not quite sure how it led to her trying on wedding dresses under the watchful eye of Narcissa Malfoy.
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Bookmarked by vkta
10 May 2026
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Loved this. It was a bit slow at parts but the characters were well written and the sex was also pretty great. Slow start tho and after I think chapter maybe 28 I would dnf
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In the middle of a war, Hermione is stuck in the middle of nowhere.
With Draco Malfoy.
Without her friends, her magic, or her books, she has only her wits to rely on to survive her plight- to say nothing of her company. They've declared a truce, but somehow Draco keeps slipping past all her defences.Stranded together in the wilderness, Hermione and Draco are in for cold nights, endless snark, bad wine, and some interesting scars.
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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Bookmarked by vkta
27 Mar 2026
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10/10 I read this and loved it, do not remember it
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Year of the Lioness by HeavenlyDew
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling, Harry Potter - Fandom
22 May 2026
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The war is over.
For Draco Malfoy that means a fresh start at Durmstrang: an unplottable fortress high up in the mountains, isolated from the world and a thousand miles from all he hated at Hogwarts. A place where the Dark Mark remains a badge of honor. Where Unforgivables are practiced openly. Where Mudbloods have never been admitted.
At least until Hermione goes and ruins everything.
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Or: A Durmstrang spin on an eighth year story feat. toxic Draco, dark Hermione, and the entire gang of snakes.
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- Part 3 of Dissonant Lifetimes
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Bookmarked by vkta
23 Jan 2026
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Excellent writing, really enjoyed. Hope it continues
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The latest in magical advancements is an enchantment that reveals the bearer’s romantic compatibility with another person. Effectively eliminating uncertainty from dating, the charm can tell you whether or not you’ve found The One with a precise, Hermione Granger-approved calculation of traits and preferences. It’s a foolproof method of predicting relationship happiness. It’s also, for Hermione, positively dreadful news. Dramione, post-war, soulmate AU. COMPLETE.
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Bookmarked by vkta
28 Nov 2025
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10/10 Loved it, fantastic writing. The sex is good and the character development is satisfying. Hermione is super annoying but it’s consistently extremely funny and an absolute delight to read
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When Hermione Granger is presented with a problem, she turns to research. Information, hypotheses, and experiments... These are all things she knows and loves, so it should come as no surprise that when she finds herself with a problem in the bedroom, she knows exactly how to find a solution.
And it just so happens that the solution is in the arms of a strong and confident stranger, with hands and lips that know just how to drive her body wild. The only problem? They belong to Draco Malfoy, the one person she should never trust.
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Bookmarked by vkta
30 Oct 2025
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10/10 reread. Porn with plot. Very hot.
Hermione meets Draco in disguise at a BDSM club and they start an affair.