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  1. Rec *

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    "All right, I know I'm going to regret asking this," Aziraphale says. "What exactly does this wager entail?"

    Crowley grins like the cat that not only got the cream but has absconded with the entire cow. He grabs the bottle and swigs straight from it despite Aziraphale's tut of disapproval.

     "The pot goes to whichever demon can get an angel into bed by the end of the evening."

     AKA The Fic That Tumblr Made Me Write. Heaven and Hell share a corporate party once per millennium. This time someone's had the bright idea of issuing a challenge to the demons of Hell. Crowley has no intention of missing the opportunity; Aziraphale's just enough of a bastard to make him work for it.

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  2. Rec 32

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    "Aziraphale's intentionally off-putting bookshop" is that way for a reason, because it is his home and he very rarely wants houseguests, and was only on Heaven's books as an embassy as an excuse. After the Apocanot, it becomes Crowley's home as well. When Aziraphale succumbs to his time of the millennium, it becomes a sanctuary while he is vulnerable and flightless. And also, it turns out, as the nexus of the little group of humans and one (1) demon who love him more than he ever thought was possible.

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  3. Public Bookmark 14

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    The new couple from Nightingale Cottage have everyone in Small Hawthornby curious. And the village New Year's Eve celebration sounds like just the occasion to get to know them.

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    After the Apocalypse, and with characteristic slowness, both Crowley and Aziraphale think there might be something they need to sit down and talk about.

    And then Aziraphale disappears.

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    “Why does it bother you?” Crowley asked. “Even if you can’t get to them in time to wipe their memories, it’s not like anyone’d believe them. Kid goes running to her mum saying Ooh, I’ve just seen a bloke with three heads and a sixteen-foot wingspan, what do you think’s going to happen? Chances are they’ll just pat her on the shoulder and tell her what a vivid imagination she’s got.”

    “That’s not what worries me,” said Aziraphale.

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