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Ever since her father left, Adelina Frost's mother has one rule: don't use magic. When Adelina is caught doing a routine tea reading, she is thrown out and left to her own devices. With nothing but her powers and wit to guide her, she takes a journey to find the impossible: her father's location. With the help of some new friends, will Adelina find what she's looking for? And will it be everything she hoped it would be?
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blow, blow thou winter wind by uselessbisexualrage
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
28 Apr 2026
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The wind blows harshly in the deep winter cold. A boy, only eighteen, stands on the precipice of the great unknown. His cheeks are flushed, chocolate brown eyes wide with fear and excitement. He wants to make the leap, to follow those before him into the dark. And yet, his feet remain frozen.
Dan visits Phil. Smut ensues.
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whichever way the pendulum swings by uselessbisexualrage
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
28 Apr 2026
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Dan doesn't feel right. There's a strange sort of energy taking over him. And then everything changes.
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the slowest way to kill the one you love by uselessbisexualrage
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
24 Dec 2025
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Dan doesn’t cry when he sees the DM.
He wants to, his heart shattered into a million little pieces. But he also wants to hit, to yell and curse and scream at this beautiful boy who took everything Dan had and threw it away.
AmazingPhil: I don’t think you should come visit anymore.
AmazingPhil: I’m sorry
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baby mine by uselessbisexualrage
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
21 Dec 2025
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Dan and Phil have been married six months when they start to think about having another child.
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- Part 5 of into dust verse
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into dust verse by uselessbisexualrage
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
21 Dec 2025
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Dani and Pippa by uselessbisexualrage
Fandom Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
04 Dec 2025
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i won't break your heart if you can break my spell by red-string-of-phate (milo_greyby)
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
30 Mar 2026
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October, 2009: Dan is meeting Phil for the first time tomorrow. He just has to get through this night.
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“The precious desire burning deep in Dan's gut is intoxicating and he should be so much more scared than he is. He’s still plenty terrified, but maybe just this once he can allow his heart to want this. He’ll pick up the shattered pieces later.”
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formidable: (adj.) causing you to have fear or respect for something or someone because that thing or person is large, powerful, or difficult
(title and inspiration from Formidable by twenty one pilots)
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05 Jul 2026
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Pushing It Down And Praying by christianpuppetshow
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (Video Blogging RPF)
13 May 2026
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Based on the song by Lizzy McAlpine
Dan is tired of fucking strangers. He realises he had it all with Phil. They meet again ten years later, but is it too late?
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08 Mar 2026
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The Season Ender by Anonymous
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
12 May 2026
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Shane let out a put-upon sigh and stepped into Dr. Terry's office, closing the door behind him. “So, I was really nauseous this morning. Threw up a little. And Ilya is making me come talk to you about it.”
Terry quirked an eyebrow at him. “Husband Ilya or Captain Rozanov?”
“Both.”
“Oof.” Terry gestured at him to take a seat. “You sure you’re not dying, bud?"
(formerly titled: at the top of the mohs scale)
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17 Jan 2026
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read between the lines (i will if you will) by Ablissa
Fandoms: Phandom/The Fantastic Foursome (YouTube RPF)
04 Dec 2017
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Phil ^_^ (5:31 PM)
Dan?danisNOTonfire xD i swear im really not. come check. (5:31 PM)
yeah?Phil ^_^ (5:32 PM)
I think I'm in love with you
I just
I can't wait to meet you
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Skype conversations between Dan and Phil, leading up to their first meeting. 2009!Phan. Prepare for fluff.Series
- Part 1 of read between the lines
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Bookmarked by uselessbisexualrage
01 Dec 2025
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dan is feeling alone, trapped behind more than one kind of door. watching phil get hit on in a bar by a stranger certainly doesn't help.
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01 Dec 2025