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    Harry returns to Hogwarts for his 8th year and tries his best to act like his peers, to act like everything is normal, all while struggling to reconcile the deaths of his friends with his own resurrection. Plagued by nightmares, PTSD, and panic attacks, he fails rather spectacularly at acting anywhere near normal.

    Fortunately, Malfoy has returned to Hogwarts as well, and he's somehow managed to fail even more spectacularly than Harry. Except where Harry fails to act normal, Malfoy manages to come across as simply succeeding at being weird. Where Malfoy was once polished, cold, and perfect, he returns to Hogwarts messy, haphazardly dressed, perpetually late, and chronically stoned.

    And when Harry finally manages to push everyone else away, Malfoy becomes the one person who makes him feel alive again.

    The weed helps too.

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    17 Jul 2026

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    Back for their Eighth Year at Hogwarts, Harry and Malfoy's mutual hatred persists. Malfoy appears unwell, guarded, and as usual, up to something. Despite his own mental struggles, Harry is determined to uncover Malfoy's secrets.

    Malfoy catches him spying one night. During their confrontation, Filch starts heading their way. They hide in a cramped closet together, triggering Harry's childhood memories and sending him into a panic attack.

    “I’m not them,” Draco whispered, his voice losing its edge, replaced by a hollow, aching realization.

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    05 May 2026

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  3. Rec *

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    In the heart of New York, Naruto Uzumaki is just an ordinary student at Empire State University. Between juggling photography gigs, classes, and an unrequited crush, his biggest challenges seem ordinary.

    But everything changes when a single bite from a radioactive spider turns him into New York’s one and only superhero. Balancing exams, crime fighting, and a secret identity proves harder than any test. And when his path crosses with Sasuke in ways neither expected, the line between rivalry and something more begins to blur.

    As danger grows in the city and dark secrets surface, Naruto must confront not only the villains lurking in New York, but also the unexpected feelings growing in his own heart.

    But when the city’s shadows start hiding more than just criminals, can Naruto protect New York without losing himself or the people he cares about most?

    or; Naruto is bitten by a radioactive spider and becomes Spider-Man. Now he must navigate the challenges of university life with the dangers of being a superhero between fighting crime, keeping his identity secret, and facing unexpected feelings for his self proclaimed rival.

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    25 Mar 2026

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    Remus is a PhD student and hobbyist baker who finds himself adrift following his father’s death. On a whim, he enters the Great British Bake Off and is swept up in a flurry of curdled custard, shrunken souffle, and under-proved dough. Remus expects to be challenged and to embarrass himself on public television. What he doesn’t account for are the friendships he develops with the other contestants and the deep connection he forms with his teenage crush, Sirius Black: charming ex-boy band member and Bake Off presenter.

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    Sirius groans, dropping his head back into his hands. “It’s the dough,” he mumbles into the skin of his palms. “It’s the kneading. It’s his hands. They’re obscene.”

    Lily laughs. “They are a bit, aren’t they?”

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    26 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    right right

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    Remus Lupin's friends have always known him to be a happy, healthy person. That's why it comes as a complete shock when he returns to school different; a mere shell of the person he once was. All of his light seems to have been replaced by bitter anger and desperate sadness, and none of his friends know why.
    or; what happens when Remus is bitten in the summer before fifth year instead of when he was five

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    25 Jun 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    broo ugh this was soooooo good and sad and good and fuxkk. thank u for writing this, never stop writing! i was w remus every step of the way, man. god.