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Ilya widens his eyes, moves his hands in an impatient “get on with it” motion. He has the urge to say it for him, end both their misery. Shane blinks rapidly a few times, takes another deep breath. “I want to stop,” he says simply.
Ilya lets out one humorless laugh, “Stop what?”
Shane ignores him. “At the All Star Game, I told you I liked you. And you said about Russia and your family. And I looked some things up. I get it. I get it better now. I know we can’t but I can’t stop wanting to be…more. Unless we stop.”
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Shane just wants to be friends and Ilya is, like, fine with that or whatever
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17 Jul 2026
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Not really friends, but they are trying
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Fuck it by Loon_AiPG
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
14 Jul 2026
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The club scene but Shane and Ilya talk and make out. In public.
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15 Jul 2026
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boarded by PipTheMagnificent
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
21 Apr 2026
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Shane and Ilya are roommates. It’s not a good match. Until, maybe, it is.
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13 Jul 2026
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Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️ by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
23 Jun 2026
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Ilya Rozanov, captain of the Boston Raiders, has a boyfriend. A definitely real, suspiciously (and boringly) handsome, conveniently offline, consistently unable to meet up in real life boyfriend.
Who lives in Canada.
Unfortunately for him, absolutely no one believes him.
The more serious Ilya gets about his Totally Real Canadian Boyfriend™️, the more concerned his teammates become that someone either needs to call MTV and get him on the next episode of Catfish or that he's slowly losing his mind.
Shane Hollander is, fortunately, very real, very sarcastic, and increasingly delighted that an entire NHL locker room seems to think that he's a government psyop to distract Ilya from his game.
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- Part 1 of they haven't connected shit
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13 Jul 2026
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(Dis)Respectfully, I Disagree by unlikelychild
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
16 Feb 2026
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“Is captain's job to overcome all… factors. He got too full of himself. Never reached his real potential. Is shameful.”
Okay, this is bullshit. Shane shoots Ilya a look, and the fucker won't still look at him. He also doesn't react to Grigori's words like he's heard them before. Well Shane hasn't and he has a few points he'd like to make. He fucking done being polite. Because what the fuck?
“Respectfully, I disagree,” says Shane and instantly feels four pairs of eyes on him.
Or, when Shane meets Ilya's father at an event and hears him shittalk his son, he has a few things to say about it.
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12 Jul 2026