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Epic Prank by toothpickonsalt
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
04 Feb 2025
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A-Xian: ok hear me out
A-Xian: I'm sending the most recent contacts on my messages a lyric from their respective number on my workout playlist
A-Xian: i have written what I think their reaction is going to be and as many as I get wrong I will stop listening to Spotify for those many days
A-Xian: and if anybody recognises what I am doing i will block that artist on Spotify
A-Xian: isn't that brilliant
A-Xian: Jiejie?
Shijie: Ah sorry A-Xian. I was so taken aback by the brilliance in your plan I had to take a walk around my house.
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Wei Wuxian thinks of an Epic Prank. With vast consequences and an awed audience.
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Tuning up your TIE-Fighter to prove you’re better than the bastard currently running the TIE-Fighter Program for fun and profit by loosingletters for OliveBranch_10, Jackdaw_Kraai
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 May 2020
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As a rule, Vader didn't really do anything with his social media account, but then the rant of some kid from Tatooine about the inefficiency of TIE Fighters began trending, the pilots and engineers on the Devastator started fixing their ships and Vader got invested.
“Welcome to another episode of Scrap Hunting,” the teenager in the video said. He took a sip of water from the metallic canteen he was holding, drinking slow and carefully the way only a desert dweller did. “A couple weeks ago some sleemo commented that I’d never be able to improve any Imperial ships since I’m just Outer Rim trash. And I suppose you did have a point that the things I fix won’t ever reach the level of an Imperial TIE because I wouldn’t build such trash in the first place.”
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- Part 2 of The Background Noise of Defiance
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06 Jul 2026
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Mouse Droids and How To Fix Them – A Quick And Easy Guide [Livestream] by loosingletters
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Original Trilogy
29 May 2020
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As the future Queen of Alderaan, Leia is under a lot of pressure and stress. So what if she stays up late to watch a farmboy mechanic fix a droid?
“That’s it,” he said and helped up the repaired Mouse droid. “A Quick And Easy Guide to Mouse Droids. Now, the only thing left is repainting and naming it. Same rules as always, highest donator gets to choose the color and the name.”
Leia shouldn’t waste her allowance on this, but Leia had also had a terrible day and wanted to name that Mouse Droid.Alternatively: Luke runs a Space Youtube Account and Leia watches his videos.
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- Part 1 of The Background Noise of Defiance
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06 Jul 2026
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Fundamental Force Carriers by tanarill
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Prequel Trilogy, Star Wars: The Clone Wars (2008) - All Media Types, Star Wars Episode III: Revenge of the Sith
13 May 2016
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The Sith Lord Darth Vader lived his life. He probably didn't live it well, but he lived it as well as he knew how. At the end there, he'd even managed to woman up and kill Sidious. But he was dying, and at peace with the past.
The past wasn't at peace with him.
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- Part 1 of Probability Matrices
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There are certain important times in an individuals life that really stand out, vivid, among the vast seas of memory. For Omega, Dean Winchester, those moments just happen to be all the times he's built a nest. By now, he's good enough at it to write his own how-to guide.
Or, all the times Dean's felt the urge to build a nest and how it affects the people around him, mostly Castiel. A work of feel good fluff and smut.
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05 Jul 2026
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Every Trick in the Book by TRDuchess
Fandoms: 薬屋のひとりごと - 日向夏 | Kusuriya no Hitorigoto - Hyuuga Natsu
15 Apr 2023
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NSFW Artwork & Spoilers up to LN Vol. 4 | WN Arc 3
When Maomao takes Jinshi's teasing quite literally, he's forced through rigorous field tests of her previously only theoretical, brothel knowledge in my first original fanfic on AO3!
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04 Jul 2026