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It's not the worst thing Cliff's ever done, by far, but he wouldn't exactly say he's proud of it either. It's surprisingly easy to get the number from Roz's phone, despite it being practically glued to his hand all the time. But 8 shots and 3 beers will do that to a man, Cliff supposes - even a Russian one.
He's doing this for Roz, and for the team. Sure, the boys had probably been joking when they'd mentioned going "straight to source" to solve The Montreal Jane Problem, but the last 6 weeks had been frankly unbearable. He wasn't sure what exactly Roz had done, but it had to be fixable. They'd been texting for years, for christ's sake. Undoubtedly messy and unconventional, but clearly this Jane was way more important than Roz was willing to admit. Maybe even to himself.
Maybe that was the problem.
_________________(Or, Cliff starts texting "Jane" before the 2017 All Star Game, and things sort of go from there.)
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There's no denying that Pekka is "daddy."
Juuse's certainly not going to. He just kind of hates Miikka for mentioning it, aloud, in English, right as Pekka is entering the locker room in his game-day suit, cheeks tinted the lightest pink from the biting wind outside. Roman and Filip laugh at Miikka's observation, and Pekka frowns slightly in confusion (an unfairly adorable look, in Juuse's opinion) until Roman takes pity on him to explain what happened, and then the older goalie just turns bright red instead, inciting more laughter from the room. PK is pulling out his phone probably to film the reaction or at least write it down for posterity. Juuse sits in his stall, holding his pads on his lap, and tries to pretend this observation didn’t just turn his entire fucking life upside down.
It's not that Juuse hadn't found Pekka life-destroyingly attractive before this, or that he hadn’t been jerking off to Pekka's playing (and body) since, well, Worlds. The Daddy Revelation™ just opens up a whole bunch of new thoughts, is all. It'll all be fine. Most likely.
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Two-Four-Eight-One-Oh-Eight (Ilya Hollander. Shane Rozanov.) by callmeautumn
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV)
06 Feb 2026
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“Maybe—maybe Lily is sleeping,” she says. Bargaining, she realizes numbly. She’s bargaining for more time. And for whatever is unfolding here to stop unfolding and in fact fold itself back up. Her thumb shifts away from the call button. “And you should be sleeping too, mister.”
“He’s not sleeping.” Shane flares his nostrils—another gesture Yuna hasn’t seen in so many years. “He’s waiting for me to call a third time. Mom. Please. He’s—he’ll be so worried.”
Yuna shifts her thumb and lets it drop. Is Yuna a bad mother if she hopes "Lily" doesn’t pick up?
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or: Shane needs to call someone the night he's laid out by Marlow, and Yuna reflects on her quietly, obsessively devoted son.
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- Part 1 of sailing, sailing
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27 Apr 2026
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Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
uhhh so im on r/shanehollander rn and some guy is claiming to have cloned shane’s dad’s phone and uploaded it to the internet?? has anyone else clicked on this link will it give me a virus if i do
7:03 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 135.1k retweets | 232.1k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
okay I googled his dad and he’s a 52 year old forensic accountant who thinks fashion peaked with ralph lauren polo shirts. am I enough of a hollander simp to risk my laptop just to look through the phone of his dad who acts like sandals and bermuda shorts are a risqué choice. yes.
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 137.1k retweets | 235.9k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
oh my god his password for everything is ShaneHollander24. pov you love your son so much that it compromises your bank account
7:04 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 143.7k retweets | 250.7k likes
Shandry's Third @shaneybaby
HOLY FUCK
7:19 P.M. | 12 Jan 2018 | 337.1k retweets | 413.3k likes
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lover, come over by LArtemys
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
10 Mar 2026
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She's got her mouth open, too, ready to snap at him to leave, because Shane does not need this right now. He can come back, if he has to, when her son's less fucking vulnerable, high on painkillers and reeling from mood-swings; not that she thinks he will, which, good. Really, she's just about to, when Shane's voice sounds.
"Ilyaaaaa!" he lets out delightedly.
For another long moment, nobody moves.
Rozanov's face has contorted. His brows are furrowed and he's looking only at Shane. Is he confused? Yuna's pretty damn confused. Because–
"Il-yaaaa!" Shane repeats, loud and sounding – ecstatic, really. Absolutely ecstatic.
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22 Mar 2026
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Shane doesn’t realize he’s braced for silent eyes until he feels the absence of it — the weight of teammates immediately finding him and going quiet, waiting for him to fuck up, to say the wrong thing, to exist wrong. He expects the chatter of a room to drop when he enters and its disconcerting to find it doesn't yet in Ottawa.
He stands at the entrance a beat too long.
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It’s the start of Shane Hollander’s first season in Ottawa and he should be settled. The Centaurs are friendly, the room is easy, and Ilya is finally close enough to touch. But, as Shane is intimately aware of, old habits learned the hard way will linger.
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20 Mar 2026
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Trending in Canada: #GoCensGo (Trending with: #hollanov) by aureatium (duskgleam)
Fandoms: Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Heated Rivalry (TV)
23 Feb 2026
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MLH☑️ @MLH
ONE. DAY. TO. GO.
The 2021-22 season gets underway TOMORROW with a tripleheader:
BUF vs MIN
SEA vs VAN
OTT vs MTLShane and Ilya’s first season together on the Ottawa Centaurs features treading on Twitter multiple times. Fans and the league adapt to a new normal — thanks to the Metros. #fuckthemetros
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- Part 2 of A Moment In Time
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13 Mar 2026

