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04 Jul 2026
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Every Boston Raider knows that although their captain has a girl in every port, he’s got a soft spot for the one in Montreal. Dr. Shane Hollander knows it’s better to have a semi-regular source of casual sex than try to make a relationship work during residency. Ilya Rozanov knows that the doctor he’s fucking in Montreal is unaware that he plays hockey, and in fact probably thinks he’s Bratva.
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03 Jul 2026
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reach, throw, row (don't go) by hermacology
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid
22 Apr 2026
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Ilya only knows how to survive by keeping his head above water.
Shane has always been in a state of free fall.
They were never meant to be gentle with each other. It’s a good thing that neither of them knows how to let go.
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27 Jun 2026
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Nutcracker! by OpalApparition
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers Series - Rachel Reid, Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
31 Mar 2026
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"You will bend for me many times, I think, before this production is over."
Shane means to say no. He means to tell Ilya Rozanov—arrogant Bolshoi principal dancer and professional pain in his ass—to fuck off and stop moving set pieces without permission. Instead, he ends up on his knees in a dressing room, which is definitely not how the Royal Winnipeg Ballet’s stage manager is supposed to handle conflict resolution.
Three weeks until opening night. One impossible rivalry. And absolutely no way this ends well.
or: Ilya comes to Winnipeg for The Nutcracker. Shane tries very hard to hate him. The mind-blowing hate-sex doesn’t help.
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26 Jun 2026
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It wasn’t that Ilya was jealous. It was just that…he sort of was.
It's finally the off-season, and Ilya cannot wait for a perfectly boring summer at the cottage with his perfectly boring husband.
Shane, however, has other ideas.
(AKA Ilya gets jealous of a plant.)
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- Part 4 of Hollanov Fics
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26 Jun 2026