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    As a grease monkey turned college freshman, Dean's constantly three seconds away from being stressed out of his mind. It hardly helps that he's finally figuring out his sexuality in his thirties.

    What might help with that stress is a little phone number (and a big credit card bill). If he can't figure out how to be bisexual in person, he can at least give it a go over the phone, right?

    (It's probably a bad idea, but he really can't help himself.)

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    27 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Sat and read it all in like 10 hours.
    AMAZING.

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    “I need you,” said Aziraphale, which was far more straightforward than Crowley had been expecting, even after two bottles of wine. The angel stared at his plate, turning as red as the little gems of pomegranate seed on it.

    “Well,” Crowley said, at last, trying to keep any giveaway hoarseness out of his voice. “Here I am."

    “It’s just that—oh, dear, some things are so difficult to say over the telephone apparatus, aren’t they? Especially if you have your voice messages on. It feels so impersonal, and I really couldn’t wait any longer to ask."

    “Good strategy. I’m right here, go ahead,” Crowley said encouragingly, wondering if he should reach for the angel’s hand. Unfortunately, the angel’s closest hand was gripping cutlery as if it was a lifebuoy. Crowley considered putting his hand on one invitingly touchable thigh instead.

    “Will you come to a party with me?"

    ****

    Crowley and Aziraphale pose as husbands for a house party, because Aziraphale is bad at saying no (to anyone but Crowley and anyone trying to buy books).

    Crowley thinks this is a good chance to prove himself the perfect potential demon husband to a fussy angel. But things get complicated fast. Really complicated.

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    19 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Same with 'Envy the Subtle Serpent', I read it years ago on Wattpad and I LOVED it <3

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    A mysterious bookshop patron strikes up an unlikely friendship with Aziraphale. Crowley sees right through the stranger's charming exterior to the serpent that lies beneath. Like recognizes like.

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    19 Feb 2021

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yes! I read this on Wattpad a couple of years ago before I discovered ao3 and I remember loving it : )

  4. Rec 19

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    Crowley gets muddy, and while miracling clean is convenient, it doesn't beat a nice bath, especially when his angel promises to play with his hair after.

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    19 Feb 2021

  5. Rec 2

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    Dean has something to tell Cas, but he needs some whiskey to get the words over his lips. Destiel fluff! Please review :)

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    19 Feb 2021