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Wei Ying is bursting with excitement. His cheeks hurt, he can’t stop grinning. It’s still crazy he ended up here, and he will make the most out of it. Maybe he will even meet the love of his life, who knows! He chuckles at the thought. Probably not.
Wei Ying rubs his hands over his pants and looks back to the path. The next person is coming. Long hair is swept by the wind, something is fluttering behind them. They seem tall and athletic.
“Oh wow,” the woman beside him says under her breath.
This has to be the most beautiful man I have ever seen, Wei Ying thinks. He looks like a model ready for a shot at the beach. He wears white linen pants and some kind of half see-through top in light blue. The fluttery thing behind him is a white ribbon. His jaw looks chiseled from stone, he has prominent cheekbones, a straight nose and his eyes are piercing, as he looks around the gathered people. He bows to them in greeting and meets their eyes. When he sees Wei Ying, he startles. Wei Ying is also shocked. Instead of bursting out his name and jumping from his seat, he just nods and smiles even wider.---
Or Wei Ying meets Lan Zhan again on a (straight?) dating show!Bookmarked by thingsrdumb
22 May 2026
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Today, Tomorrow, Everlasting by cynical_terror
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 Apr 2026
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There are stars in Wei Ying’s eyes. Lights glow around her, twinkle, color her eyes a warm silver. And the stars dance in her irises, glimmering, pulling Lan Zhan in. Wei Ying’s pupils are blown wide, dark enough to fall into. A gravitational pull, there is no escape. Lan Zhan knows her eyes are much the same, but less entrancing, less…inviting. Even under the pull of the MDMA, Lan Zhan holds back, but she’s losing her grip as the trip peaks.
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Lan Zhan and Wei Ying's relationship from high school, through college, and beyond. Their first time drinking, their first time getting high, their first time tripping.
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03 May 2026
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tear out the thread one by one from your skin (’til your bones feel embarrassed by all the attention) by lightningalwaysreturns
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Mar 2020
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He studied the flower for a short second. It was very pretty—beautiful, even. A pale, calming blue orchid, with a tender green stem. It looked fragile between his long fingers.
“You don’t like it, do you?” Wei Ying said. More like a pout, the way his big, dark eyes went round, and his mouth shaped around his words, chin tipped low. Again—grown ass man, in jeans, unspeakably cute—how?
Lan Zhan, feeling cold all over, spoke one word at a time. “What is it for?”
Wei Ying seemed to sparkle at that, a skip to his step. “Don’t you know, Lan Zhan? It’s the first today. Namesake day. Made me think of you, so I got you that. What’s more perfect, right—a blue orchid? Anyway, why don’t we go grab dinner together? Drinks on me,” he said, and winked.
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27 Apr 2026
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hollow moon by vxmins
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Apr 2026
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“The rock,” Jingyi says, voice very very unstable. “Hit the rock, shixiong, fuck, no time to break the wards, hit the rock —”
The Killing Chord strikes Jingyi’s appointed boulder. It cracks that in half, too.
Not half a second after Lan Yuan follows Jingyi into the crevice, the yaoguai strikes the stone, talons scrabbling at the crevice, beak pecking at the entrance they’ve made themselves. A red, furious, glowing eye peers in after them, and Lan Yuan stumbles back blindly, vaguely downwards. He’s staring at the entrance, at the clear and present danger. Neither of them are looking backward.
In hindsight, it’s the worst mistake they make all day.
Wei Ying has spent years sealed under a mountain. It's just his luck that the kids who break him out of it are Lans.
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22 Apr 2026
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They love each other? by teibait
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
13 May 2020
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Professors Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji are like fire and ice: two opposite forces that could never get along.
Or so thinks the student body.
Lan Sizhui is proof of how that is not true.
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21 Apr 2026
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simping for hanguang-jun by defractum
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
28 Dec 2020
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"Brutally murdered next to the lava," says Wei Wuxian, throwing himself back in his chair in disgust.
His little black bean of a character avatar floats, now in ghost form, above his murdered body on the screen.
"Well, I suppose I had it coming," he sighs. He moves around, seeing if anyone is near, and spots Jiang Cheng the other side of the rock. "Hey, Jiang Cheng. Jiang Cheng. This way, here - oh, nope. Guess he's not gonna find my body."
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The YouTuber AU where they play Among Us.
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20 Apr 2026
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5000 IQ hanguangjun gameplay scores him a boyfriend by orphan_account
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 Oct 2020
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“Well, how about this,” said Yiling Laozu, “if you catch me as Impostor even once tonight, I’ll — hm, I’ll do a reveal.”
Lan Zhan remembers how wild the reaction had been to that — both in the lobby and on everyone’s chat stream. He remembers the way his heart had sped up, blood rushing to his ears as his gaze unfocused and narrowed on the computer screen.
Without thinking, he pressed unmute during the chaos of everyone, and said, loudly, clearly, “Mark your word.”
Yiling Laozu does a half-face reveal. Lan Zhan drives to a city hundreds of miles away. These two are sort of related.
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20 Apr 2026
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Otherwise Engaged by DecemberCamie
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
15 Dec 2023
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Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji wake up the morning after a night of drunken adventures to discover they are now legally married.
Everyone expects them to get divorced immediately.
But then…they don’t.
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20 Apr 2026
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Deep In My Bones I Can Feel You by opelemmescootpastya for dragontrappedinhumanskin
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
07 Mar 2026
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Everyone knows that the first week of the first year of college doesn’t actually count, academically! It’s why every single freshman takes advantage of their newfound freedom to experiment with drugs, alcohol, partying, etc., which Wei Ying would be doing right now were it not for the fact that stupid freaking Jin Zixuan played “Trap Queen” too loud on his JBL speaker, which caught the attention of their dorm’s resident narc (RA) before they could even get two shots into their first-ever pregame. Wei Ying is pissed; he should be throwing his ass to “No Hands” in some frat house’s basement right now, but instead he’s stuck listening to the — hot, undeniably handsome — RA lecture him and his friends about the dangers of underage drinking, the importance of dorm rules, and so on.
He wore a mesh shirt for this! Jin Zixuan’s JBL speaker will pay for its crimes against Wei Ying’s social life.
For the WangXian Gotcha for Gaza!
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18 Apr 2026
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Help! My Childhood Best Friend Might Hate BL! by no_good_skyla
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
06 Mar 2026
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WWX [panicked]: blah blah LOML Lan Zhan blah
JC [tired]: please stop contaminating my dorm room with your gay yearning
LWJ [serious]: do I need to read boys’ love to make Wei Ying fall in love with me?
For WangXian Gotcha Against ICE
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18 Apr 2026
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(A)typical Family by ohnezeit (schatzi483)
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Mar 2026
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Spy for Gusu, Hanguang-Jun is sent to Qishan to recover stolen military documents. To complete his mission, Hanguang-Jun must obtain a family. Enter A-Yuan and Wei Wuxian, who both have secrets of their own. Or, a SpyxFamily Wangxian AU.
Written for Wangxian Against Ice
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14 Apr 2026
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Meet me at the Aquarium by catina_katana
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
09 Feb 2026
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“Is your baba a seahorse, too?”, A-Yuan asks.
Jingyi looks at him with a crease between his brows as he blows his fringe out of his eyes. “He’s not my baba,” he says. “And he is not a seahorse. As you can see. He has legs,” he argues, pointing at the man’s legs.
A-Yuan holds his stuffed bunny in a tight grip. “My baba is a seahorse.”
Wei Ying splutters a laugh and barely holds himself back from facepalming himself.
“Your baba also has legs.” Jingyi says with a scrunched-up face, while he looks Wei Ying up and down as if he were looking for a tail or gills. “I don’t see a seahorse.”
“But he birthed me. And male seahorses birth their young, too. So he is a seahorse.”---
LWJ and WWX meet at the aquarium and are instantly smitten.
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- Part 1 of Meet Me - Dating Shenanigans
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12 Apr 2026
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you know it breaks your heart by amphibiousbutcute
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Apr 2026
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"Lan Wangji wishes he had the power to stop looking at him and walk back to his seat. It would be nice to have even a little self respect where Wei Ying was concerned. But he stands there [...] helpless and enthralled before Wei Ying even picks up the mic."
Lan Zhan did not want to be at the club that night.
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11 Apr 2026
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Of Potholes and Flat Tires by 8YoursTruly8
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Feb 2026
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Polite persuasion be damned!
He was going to be making a VERY strong first impression and firmly state, no DEMAND, that he be reimbursed for Chenqing’s tire. He was going to give this Lan…
Wei Ying squinted at the bright gold name plaque that sat on the corner of the desk.
…Lan Wangji guy a piece of his mind to the point that he would be so damn sorry for putting Wei Ying through this whole damn fiasco in the first place.
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Lan Wangji is the Town's Accountant, and Wei Ying just wants to be reimbursed for his troubles.
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11 Apr 2026
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The Grass is Greener by MaetheWolf
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
21 Feb 2026
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Wei Ying and his brother Jiang Cheng are set up on a blind double date with the two Lan heirs. Things do not go according to plan. For one? Wei Ying is far more interested in his date's brother than his own actual date.
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- Part 1 of The Grass is Greener
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11 Apr 2026
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What is this? Doordash for rabbits?? by todesesser
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
08 Aug 2021
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Wei Wuxian meets friend of a friend Lan Wangji at Mingjue-ge’s apartment when he escapes to the kitchen for a few minutes. Food-based courting ensues.
(aka Lan Wangji is a vampire and Wei Wuxian tastes awful)
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- Part 4 of piping hot twitter snacks
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11 Apr 2026
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WangXian in the Year of the Fire Horse by ZenVampireGoddess
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
18 Feb 2026
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Modern AU
🧧It’s Lunar New Year!🧧 Year of Fire Horse—all passion and forward motion. Wei Wuxian intends to gallop straight into Lan Wangji’s arms and drag him into the future.Bookmarked by thingsrdumb
10 Apr 2026
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I Could Write A Book About The Way You Walk, Whisper, And Look by trulywicked for crumblingcookie
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Webcomic), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Feb 2026
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Lan Wangji didn't expect to walk into his favorite used bookstore and find his future.
He's not complaining in the least about the surprise.
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- Part 1 of Event Fics
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10 Apr 2026
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acquainted with the edge by el_em_en_oh_pee for WrittenButNotRead
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
05 Jul 2023
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When Lan Zhan indicates a willingness to be Wei Ying's (platonic) dom, Wei Ying jumps at the chance. But then Wei Ying catches feelings. Really inappropriate feelings for someone who's supposed to be his esteemed platonic colleague. Surely the detestably respectful thing to do is to break it off rather than violate this clear boundary, right?
But before Wei Ying can work up the fortitude to take that final, terrible step, he and Lan Zhan get caught up in a surprise case. One where talking to each other becomes significantly harder.
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09 Apr 2026
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i can finally ask, how have you been? by icouldntsleep
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Feb 2026
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As he raises his gaze, he catches the eye of someone across the room.
He recognizes him instantly.
This man has been watching Lan Wangji very closely the entire time. He has no idea what the man could possibly want with him, but every time he’s looked up, the man has been in the corner of his eyes somewhere.
Something is so utterly familiar about him, and Lan Wangji just can’t put his finger on what.
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06 Apr 2026