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Whether it's leftovers or lovers—what's a little sharing between friends?
(Kind of complicated, actually.)
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The love has been there for as long as Guo Chengyu can remember.
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A few vignettes of Guo Chengyu and Chi Cheng.
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to touch by theoryofarson
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV)
11 Feb 2024
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Adachi has never been more ready for anything than he is for his first time with Kurosawa.
But...what if Kurosawa isn't?
When Adachi's powers inadvertently reveal Kurosawa's repressed trauma, the two have to learn to trust and be trusted. -
by us in the real world by theoryofarson
Fandoms: 僕らの食卓 | Bokura no Shokutaku | Our Dining Table (Manga)
20 Aug 2023
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"He doesn’t know if he should say more. The warm, cottony feeling of this moment hangs around them, and he’s afraid that even a whisper would disturb it. But Minoru speaks, his voice low and stable."
Yutaka removes Minoru's earring. It's only slightly emotional.
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got me saying by theoryofarson
Fandoms: 僕らの食卓 | Bokura no Shokutaku | Our Dining Table (Manga), 僕らの食卓 | Bokura no Shokutaku | Our Dining Table (TV)
12 Jun 2023
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Minoru catches Yutaka listening to an unexpected choice of song.
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The Mortifying Ordeal of Being Known by SerotoninShift
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
19 Jun 2026
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After the Taumoeba leak, after I decided to die after all and turned my ship around to save Rocky, after Rocky's frantic calculations about food supplies, Taumoeba multiplication rates, and human caloric intake needs, after we realized that with some rationing and luck I would make it, but that we were headed toward the unknown territory of trying to rapid-prototype me a life support system and synthetic food supply on an inhospitable planet: after all of that, after everything, I shouldn't have been surprised that it only took a few months on board the Hail Mary for things to get weird.
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04 Jul 2026
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A Catalyst Of Sorts by orphan_account
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | 30-sai Made Doutei da to Mahou Tsukai ni Nareru Rashii (TV)
12 Jan 2021
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No matter how long Adachi learns to live with his magic, Kurosawa always thinks about sappy things that settle like a stone in his stomach. But the longer they meander forward in their budding relationship, the more Adachi realizes that Kurosawa’s thoughts aren’t always the most… Wholesome.
Those thoughts settle a little lower than his stomach.
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16 Feb 2024
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(I wanna do) something you can't imagine by Aurum for mixtapestar
Fandoms: 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (TV), 30歳まで童貞だと魔法使いになれるらしい | Cherry Magic! Thirty Years of Virginity Can Make You a Wizard?! (Manga)
25 Dec 2021
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In Kurosawa's more explicit fantasies, it's always Kurosawa doing the work. Adachi is there mostly to look cute, and feel good, and say Kurosawa's name a lot. But what if it doesn't have to be like that?
Wouldn't it be nice if Kurosawa… also got a bit wrecked?
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12 Feb 2024
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"Fabulous. I'm not nervous."
"I... I didn't ask. Now I think you're nervous."
"I just told you I'm not."
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16 Aug 2023
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"There was something else I was going to ask you," Aziraphale continued, unabashed. "Ah… How to put it?" He tapped his hand on his thigh for a moment, and then apparently found inspiration. "Ah! When you're…" Crowley made the mistake of making eye contact with him, and Aziraphale gave him another outrageous wink. "Dining out… What cutlery do you prefer to use?"
"I'm sorry?" Crowley said pleasantly, trying his best not to cause anything in the dining room to catch aflame in his frustration.
Aziraphale gave him a reproachful stare, as if Crowley were being very stupid. "When you're eating, Crowley. Do you favour the… The knife?" Aziraphale actually glanced conspicuously at his own crotch, and Crowley considered leaving the dining room via the nearest window. "Or the spoon?" Another raised eyebrow. "Or even, let's say, a fork?"
"What the fuck is the fork in this situation?" Crowley hissed through gritted teeth.
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Aziraphale mentions that he'd like to have sex with Crowley. Crowley is completely taken-aback, and very conflicted, and very interested. Aziraphale is also trying to kill him by using elaborate food metaphors to explain the whole subject, which is not helping in the slightest.
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10 Aug 2023