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Lan Zhan makes a noise of protest, a burr in the back of her throat but Wei Wuxian hurries over that; a fight for another day, “But I never thought I would get this, us, what we are, a relationship, two women.”
“Wei Ying,” Lan Zhan says, not soft but quiet, “You are a lesbian.”
“Of course I am!” Wei Ying yells, quick to agree, “Of course.”
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u r my soulmate, she sends with zero hesitation, grinning when her phone buzzes almost immediately.
Hi, this is DoorDash connecting you to your Dasher for updates about your order. It says, yet again, and then, Really.
So dry, so cute! Wei Ying doesn’t know this person but she likes them already. The ability to play into her antics is not one possessed by everyone, so she will value it when she finds it, yes 😳
I am glad to know that, Hanguang Jun replies in an instant.
Wei Ying wants to play it really cool and really fun but she’s also absolutely starving and so she sends, what’s going on over there
A long line.
Then, because she decides she wants to go back to being fun she types out, its okay just hold on i cant wait to see u
I cannot wait to see you either.
or, wei ying has probably been talking to the dasher who keeps bringing her her late night pancakes a little too much and this has absolutely nothing to do with her tiny, miniscule crush on Lan Zhan
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Brides shouldn't see each other the night before the wedding! She had laughed, and then laughed harder when Lan Zhan’s fingers had tightened where they dug into her hip, Besides, we’re not one of those couples! We can handle one night apart!
in which, they are absolutely one of those couples.
title from "To the Desert" by Benjamin Alire Sáenz
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And I Want to be Wanted More than Anything Else in the World by thehoundisdead
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
24 Sep 2020
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Marriage, Lan Wangji knows, is not about love.
He’d known this, he’d always known this; Uncle had always been very clear on that. Marriage is about duty. Marriage is about allying Gusu Lan with another sect. It is Lan Wangji’s job in this to ensure profitable trade for the disciples of the Cloud Recesses. It might even, one day, require him to move away from his home and into that of his spouse. His father had married for love and look where that had gotten him; Lan Wangji would never succumb to the same fate. So no, marriage was not about liking his spouse and being liked in return.
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“Slow burn?” Jiang Cheng scoffs as he reenters the room, shoving a drink unceremoniously at Wei Ying, “These two? More like enemies to lovers.”
It does not upset Lan Wangji that Jiang Cheng says this. He does not expect much from the other man, not when he has never before shown any respect or deference to Lan Wangji’s relationship with Wei Ying. So it is fine that he thinks this, this oversimplification of misunderstood actions. It doesn’t even really bother Lan Wangji that everyone else seems to be nodding along, as if what he said has made perfect sense, as if he’s right.
What bothers him is the way Wei Ying stiffens against his side. It bothers him that when he looks down at the smaller man, he catches a glimpse of old hurt flash across his eyes. It bothers him that Wei Ying settles himself by grabbing onto Lan Wangji’s hand, bringing it up to his mouth and pressing a gentle kiss to his knuckles, like he is reassuring himself that they are here now, together. It bothers him that Jiang Cheng preens smugly on the other side of the room as if he has enlightened them all with some deeper truth because he couldn’t be more wrong.
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maybe it's the clothes on your back (maybe i'm in love) by thehoundisdead
Fandom IT (2017), IT - Stephen King
01 Sep 2019
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song fics by thehoundisdead
Fandom 5 Seconds of Summer (Band), Band of Brothers, One Direction (Band), The Umbrella Academy (TV)
17 Apr 2019
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“That’s your dad?” Jingyi asks slowly.
“Yes?” Sizhui sits up a little, propped on his elbows. He feels wrong-footed, and glances back at the picture for some sort of hint as to what’s going on. “Why?”
Jingyi sits up, too, and hands the phone back.
“Your dad is my dad’s ex-husband,” he says bluntly. “Come on. Get your jacket. We’ll need ice cream for this one.”
It’s a very strange way to have your life turned completely upside down, Sizhui thinks.
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09 Apr 2021
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pastel by antebunny
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
02 Apr 2021
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In a world where anyone who will love you leaves a mark on your skin, Wei Ying has exactly two marks. Both are from his parents, who died over a decade ago. None are from his adoptive parents, or siblings, or any of his friends.
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04 Apr 2021
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He digs his fingers in harder, anchoring into the already red streaks on Wei Ying’s hips and thrusts forward roughly, drags the pliant body back into the rocking motion until their skin connecting smacks together louder than the pleasure-pain cry Wei Ying lets out against the pillow Lan Wangji has his face pressed into.
He’s being rough. He knows. And for them, for when they come together like this, it is normal. But tonight it’s more. Lan Wangji is being mean.
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17 Mar 2021
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Wei Ying swipes right.
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15 Feb 2021
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to chase away loneliness by emowangji
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
11 Feb 2021
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"Yes, so embarrassing! I'm so glad you understand my plight!" Wei Ying feels elated. He was prepared to add even more sordid details to his fake story, but apparently, Lan Zhan is already fully invested. This is great. This is wonderful. "So you understand why I need you to pretend to be my boyfriend at my sister's wedding now, right?"
Silence.
“Could you…Could you repeat that?” Lan Zhan finally says in a strained voice. “I’m not sure I’m following your logic here.”
(Or: Wei Ying needs a date to his sister's wedding. He enlists the help of his ex-boyfriend, Lan Zhan. It doesn't go according to plan.)
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12 Feb 2021