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[Podfic] Jingle Jangle dingling dangles by thecrazyalp
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
20 Jan 2026
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FIXED Podfic
“ Luo Binghe has an idea, a terrible, awful idea. Or that's what Shen Qingqiu tells himself when his Binghe asks to try something new. He agrees quickly, knowing that asking questions will only draw out his acceptance.
The secret turns out to jingle. ”
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A better epilogue for Hatchet (by Gary Paulson) by thecrazyalp
Fandoms: Brian Series - Gary Paulsen
01 Mar 2024
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Brian reflects over his mother’s cheating and decides to tell his father
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[Podfic] Coldread of Seeing Red by Green_Riot by Faeriel_LovesCats
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
10 May 2026
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Hua Cheng comes home and finds Xie Lian wearing his clothes.
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12 Jul 2026
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[Podfic] Coldread of Mooncakes at Midnight by Green_Riot by Faeriel_LovesCats
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Modao Zushi - Moxiang Tongxiu & Related Fandoms, 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
18 May 2026
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This part was not in the book, but something compels Lan Zhan to grab a cheek with each hand, pressing them together, pulling them apart. His fingers dig into the supple cushion of fat over muscle, squishing and kneading it. Lan Zhan could spend the whole night just like this, groping Wei Ying's ass and admiring the way it ripples and shakes.
"Haha, what're you doing?" Wei Ying asks, a coy curl in his voice. "I didn't know you liked—Lan Zhan!"
"Mn?"
Lan Zhan's face is currently buried in the very ass he spent so much time admiring. He kisses the puckered entrance, then drags his tongue around its edge. Finding that he likes this, likes it a lot, he laps at it in earnest, earning a litany of squealing and squirming from Wei Ying.
"Lan Zhan, that's enough!"
"I didn't think this was a part of—a part of…"
"Ah, shit. Yeah, that feels…really…good…"
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10 Jul 2026
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[PODFIC] Give to me your leather, Take from me my lace by tagAught (tag0) for Francowitch
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jul 2026
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Author's Summary: sometimes you just need to pull out all the pans and throw on some Stevie Nicks...
Podfic of Francowitch's Give to me your leather, Take from me my lace from the 2026 Hanguang-JUNE event on the Three Bows: Wangxian Discord Server.
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10 Jul 2026
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[PODFIC] of "Lan Zhan, won't you show me your dick? As bros, Lan Zhan? As broskis?" by gaylie by Bunnyfly
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
06 Jul 2026
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"Ah, Lan Zhan, too proper for even a dick-measuring contest." Wei Ying nodded, seemingly unsurprised by this. "Well! There's no time like the present!" He said then, and in a swift movement reached for Lan Zhan's belt.
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Wei Ying wants to see how big Lan Zhan's dick is... for science, he says.
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10 Jul 2026
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[Podfic] do what you feel (just how you like) by perennialsound (perenniallight)
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tian Guan Ci Fu | Heaven Official's Blessing - Moxiang Tongxiu
31 May 2026
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“You said you had to tell me something,” Hua Cheng gasps out. “What was it?”
Xie Lian flips them again, pinning Hua Cheng against the wall of the cave. His eyes are luminous in the low light, glimmering gold with slitted pupils. “I’m - in season,” he says, sounding distracted, and drives his hips into Hua Cheng’s with a flick of his powerful tail. He leans forward, nosing at Hua Cheng’s neck. “I don’t know if I can hold back.”
“In season?” Hua Cheng asks, breathless.
“Mating season,” Xie Lian explains, scraping his teeth over Hua Cheng’s skin. “My eggs are ready.”
Happy birthday, Hua Cheng, have some eggs!
A podfic of do what you feel (just how you like) by demihualian
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06 Jul 2026