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2026 Hanguang-June Kinky Pride Anthology
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2026-07-06
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[PODFIC] of "Lan Zhan, won't you show me your dick? As bros, Lan Zhan? As broskis?" by gaylie

Summary:

"Ah, Lan Zhan, too proper for even a dick-measuring contest." Wei Ying nodded, seemingly unsurprised by this. "Well! There's no time like the present!" He said then, and in a swift movement reached for Lan Zhan's belt.

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Wei Ying wants to see how big Lan Zhan's dick is... for science, he says.

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
whats up everybunny, its my turn to deliver today's hanguang-june piece!! my prompt was: mutual masturbation
i present to you, the fic that took about 5x as long to write than it should have, because every time i tried to write on it i ended up spending at least 20 minutes laughing at the shit i just wrote XDD there were at least THREE times i ended a writing sesh thinking, "I did great today! And I'm right before they start to finally masturbate! Next time they'll be masturbating." and then next time they were still not masturbating somehow???

im NOT gonna call this crack, because i didnt write this to be crack, but i DID write this deciding that, actually, im NOT gonna go back and make large edits to make things make more sense, and instead will simply continue forward with a yes-and attitute and see where it leads me (ᗒᗜᗕ)՛̵̖ im quite happy with where it lead me!

anyway, enough words, enjoy some fucking idiots being dumb (^ ω <)☆

PS: i swear to god im posting this on the 12th, i drafted it earlier and cannot figure out where to change the date on a non-multichapter work???
PPS: I FOUND IT

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READER'S NOTES:
Continuing the Hanguang-June Kinky Pride festivities into July because "Pride" never stops and neither does Sir Lan Wangji (everyday is everyday).
Please note! This fic is,,, amazing. It is also quite silly. There are a few moments in my reading where I can't contain the laughter and some lines are not delivered exactly as intended. Our boys are not laughing at each other, *I* am laughing at *them*. :D

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AUTHOR'S NOTES:
if you love wangxian and are 18+ of age, you can join us in the three bows: wangxian discord server! and if you're not 18+ of age... why u reading porn fics ಠಿ_ಠ

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READER'S NOTES:
Thank you so much for listening to my very first podfic!! I've been wanting to dip my toes into it for a while, so I am very excited to be able to participate in this event and bring gaylie's amazing words to life <3<3
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