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    “Rozanov, back up.”

    “Backing up,” Ilya said evenly, “But if he touches my husband again I will explore violence.”

    Shane exhaled, resigned. "You are sitting next to me for a reason.”

    “Yes,” Ilya agreed. “Leash.”

    @downbadinottawa
    There are FOSSILS less down than Rozanov. He is WHIPPED and PROUD of it.

    @montrealdefender
    we are getting destroyed by a guy who just publicly admitted his husband controls him. this is the worst timeline.

    When Ottawa faces Montreal again, Shane keeps it professional. Ilya absolutely does not.

    Featuring: one infamous Hollanov Wikipedia page and a professional athlete with a marriage kink.

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    Nozaki doesn't know if he has a crush on Sakura. If he does, it's nothing like the crushes he writes about.

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    Regulus Black is suspicious of his brother and his brother’s friends. There is something they’re hiding and he’s going to find out what it is.

    Which he does. Somehow, this also leads to him earning a new identity, a new nickname, and the boy of his dreams.

    [or, Regulus is a smart cookie, James is a smitten fool with a honey obsession, Sirius is confused, and Remus is sick of being beaten up by that upstart badger.]

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    19 Feb 2025

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    “Reo,” he begs, dragging his nails down the other boy’s sides and leaving thin, pale scratches behind, “I want more.”

    There’s a pause, an audible hitch in his breath, and then Reo laughs without humour, pressing his face into his palms.

    “You’re so fucking greedy, you know that?”

    Reo falls first, but Nagi falls harder.

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    20 Feb 2024

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    "But this Not-Sensei soulmate guy could be anybody," Naruto whines.

    Sasuke narrows his eyes. "No. He tried to act like Kakashi, use his techniques. He must be familiar with him already..."

    "They could be childhood friends!" Sakura gasps.

    "Sensei has friends?" Naruto asks, squinting at Obito.

    "Or he's a stalker." Sasuke grips the kunai he still hasn't put away.

    "I'm not a stalker," Obito lies, pushing away the kunai edging towards him.

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    (A soulmate bodyswap AU)

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