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and then there were none by green_tea_and_honey
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
02 Jun 2026
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"Cell," he says. "My crew have problem with cells. Many many cells die. Not infection. Not injury. No reason. But not me. Never me. Why, question? I not know."
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From a planet orbiting the fading Eridani 40, a crew of twenty-three Eridians board a ship, and start the long journey towards the blazing star Tau Ceti, hoping to find the solution to their dying star, thereby saving their world from extinction. They are the best and brightest on their planet, and while they are nervous, hope and camaraderie are high.
And then, one by one, and then all at once, they begin to sicken.
Except for one.
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23 May 2026
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Ave María, ¿Cuándo serás mía? Except it turns out 'cuando' is really relative when it's time travel, y'all by Tired_Wandering_Soul
Fandom Project Hail Mary (2026), Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir
08 Jul 2026
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15 May 2026
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A series exploring the biological, cultural, and linguistic differences between two members of a very unconventional (but good) social group on a little spaceship far from home.
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- English
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- 37,963
- Chapters:
- 7/?
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15 May 2026
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And Home Followed With Us by ajsmellslikebooks
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
30 Jun 2026
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Ryland Grace wakes up in space... and he's not alone.
All three members of the Hail Mary wake up en route to the Tau Ceti system. One of them doesn't know who he is. All the answers they need are here for them to find, deep in interstellar space. They just don't know it yet.
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- English
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- 110,692
- Chapters:
- 28/?
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- 3
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14 May 2026
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I'm just about a moonlight mile on down the road by Moonshine_Dan, Synthyk (Moonshine_Dan)
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026), Andy Weir's Project Hail Mary - All Media Types
21 Jun 2026
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You are profoundly alone. You have been for a while. Suddenly, you aren't anymore, and you are struggling to be normal about it. Pooling strengths and weaknesses with the strange creature on its explosive-atmosphere ship might just be the only way to save both of your stars, but it might also lead to more than just strictly scientific discoveries, and neither of you are sure how to feel about that.
OR: The universe's most unlikely meet-cute.
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- English
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- 26,971
- Chapters:
- 4/?
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- 764
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01 May 2026
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Down to the River by The Feels Whale (miscellea)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan has been transmigrated into the body of a nameless random in a wuxia universe and has yet to figure out which one...or at least that was the case until his terrible neighbors fished a baby out of the river.
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“Is that a baby?” Shen Yuan squawked before being hushed from every angle. A few of the men looked over their shoulders back towards the village and Shen Yuan abruptly understood the root of their concern.They didn’t want their wives to overhear.
‘Not good,’ Shen Yuan thought. They wouldn’t be worried about that if they weren’t planning to do something awful.
“It’s a fish,” one of the older, burlier men who acted as the de facto leader of the river folk said as he fixed Shen Yuan with a glare. “Just a fish.”
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Or: that one where Shen Yuan is just a fisherman. Did you not hear him say that he was just a fisherman? Why does no one believe him when he says that?Bookmarked by teabeforewar
28 Apr 2026
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round round running on end by FableButt
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jun 2026
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"Xiao-he, you need to start hitting them back." From what Luo Yuan had gathered from Binghe's story, and what he could remember of PIDW, Qing Jing had partly eaten him alive because he was so sweet and polite. The rich kids up there only saw someone who was both weak and below them, therefore perfectly within their rights to stomp on. "If they want to treat you like a dog, you remind them that dogs bite."
His sweet, adorable, little brother hunches his shoulders inwards and sniffles. The last of his tears are drying on his cheeks, the salt tracks already chapping them.
"But... Yuan-ge... Shizun says that-"
"Fuck him!"
Shen Yuan wakes up as something that shouldn't exist. He decides to be a good big brother.
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- English
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- 50,158
- Chapters:
- 11/?
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 893
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- 2,437
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20 Apr 2026
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Hail Mary Counter @hailmarytracker · 12 hrs
Days since last contact with Hail Mary: 9,716
🗨 1 ⇄ 2 ♡ 5It's been nearly 27 years since the Hail Mary departed. When the ISS detects a signal in the far off solar system, hope begins to grow, even as mysteries start to unravel and the universe becomes a little smaller.
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- English
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- 167,289
- Chapters:
- 27/31
- Collections:
- 19
- Comments:
- 5,836
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19 Apr 2026
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An Empty Space and a Formless Shape by stormpetrel
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
28 May 2026
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“Um, hello.” Rocky lifts a hand slowly. The rock spider chitters and attempts to lift one back. But it’s tangled in wire, and the force that the alien uses to tug it free sends his body reeling backwards and thumping against the side of the tunnel. Rocky tries to keep a straight face.
“I’ll call you Grace,” he says. “Clearly you have plenty of it.”
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Rocky wakes up in the Tau Ceti system, with his commander and science specialist dead. How's he supposed to save Earth?
Befriend the alien scientist he runs into, of course.
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- English
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- 27,458
- Chapters:
- 12/12
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- 1,359
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18 Apr 2026
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The Gift of Hobbits by MoroseBarnacle
Fandoms: The Hobbit - All Media Types, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - J. R. R. Tolkien
27 Jan 2024
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The gift of hobbits is a secret not known to dwarves. Bilbo’s gift saves the Company—repeatedly—and they don’t even know it until after Smaug is dead. But by then, just about everybody knows there’s a hobbit in Erebor, and the invading orcs decide to keep Bilbo and his otherworldly gift for themselves.
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- English
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- 26,664
- Chapters:
- 6/6
- Comments:
- 144
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- 2,181
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- 624
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12 Apr 2026
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Through a Liquid Curtain by wholegraincatloaf
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
13 Jan 2026
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For disciples, receiving the direct attention of a god is supposed to be a blessing, a sign of incomparable talent and a glorious future serving the Heavens. Though the burdens may be heavy, and expectations heavier, the rewards can only be that much sweeter.
Instead, Luo Binghe's years of torment under Shen Qingqiu are rewarded with the loss of everything he's ever known or hoped for. Revealed to be a half-demon during the proving ceremony that would have named him paladin, he finds himself forced to flee into the Endless Abyss: a barren wasteland, taboo even to demons, where all the world's greatest evils are said to be locked away.
What he meets is Shenyuan, God of the Abyss, imprisoned and abandoned in the ruins of his former nation. Great and terrible, a stroke of black ink boldly splashed across Heaven's perfect tapestry, a force of malice capable of overturning the earth and cracking the sky like glass, Shenyuan seizes him in vines and... heals all his wounds.
And suddenly, Luo Binghe has a new god.
(AKA: “terminally ill gamer dies playing his favorite strategy game, wakes up as another world’s Evil God, and promptly meets his favorite-ever character unit.”)
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05 Mar 2026
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Delicate Work by fancastical
Fandoms: 나 혼자만 레벨업 | Solo Leveling (Webcomic), 나 혼자만 레벨업 - 추공 | Solo Leveling | Only I Level Up - Chu-Gong
12 Mar 2026
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“We have a D rank dungeon scheduled for today at 2pm–”
“Wait… is this Sung Jinwoo?”
Jinwoo flushed. His trainer was still sitting next to him, listening in. “It is. Can I add your name to–”
“Are you working for the KHA now? I thought you died!”
“I’ve only been gone for two weeks,” Jinwoo said, his voice flat.
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Jinwoo is hired as a Monitor for the Hunter's Association while he's still an E rank.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 135,879
- Chapters:
- 33/?
- Comments:
- 1,528
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- 3,158
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- 1,225
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- 88,512
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22 Feb 2026
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snowmelt by ashkav
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
21 Apr 2026
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C:// Run Program: [YOU CAN YOU UP, NO CAN NO BB]
>>> Initialising...
>>> Downloading root kernel...
>>> Warning! File [USER_002] corrupted!
>>> Running Diagnostics...
>>> Warning! File [ORIGINAL_GOODS] corrupted!
>>> Error! Error! Error! Important things must be said three times! Unresolvable error detected! :(Things go very wrong in the transmigration process. The resulting changes are... noticable.
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14 Feb 2026
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“You sound like a mortal.” She said, with the faint glimmer of amusement in her eyes. Zagreus chortled too, but then fell silent. Nyx gave him a knowing look. “What is it, my child?”
“You said the curse is tied into my godhood, right? What if…” The words tasted unnatural in his mouth, a blasphemy before they could even take shape in the air. Zagreus coughed them out regardless. “What if I could shed my divinity? What if I became a mortal?”
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Or, despite being a god, Zagreus keeps running out of time. A "Zagreus Becomes Mortal" AU.- Language:
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- 192,718
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- 43/?
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- 2,176
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- 4,088
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13 Feb 2026
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Forging Bonds in Midnight Oil by NeonGhostCat
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
01 Jan 2026
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They say that somewhere in the Golden City a legendary beauty sleeps in a bower of rare flowers within a lush courtyard garden, ever-dreaming of the day the red string tied to her small finger finally pulls taut and draws her beloved to her side to wake her. Until such a fortuitous day, the honor guard of Huan Hua Sect watches over her as she rests…
As a hobby, the minor scholarly god Shen Yuan has spent decades researching this legend to discover its factual roots — and tonight his efforts will finally be rewarded. He has located the courtyard, successfully bypassed the magical safeguards, and can now take a peek at the beauty’s face.
His er-ge is going to have to eat his words for saying he’d been wasting his time. Shen Yuan can’t wait to rub it in!
TL;DR: A SVSSS+HOB fusion fic where Liu Qingge is an actual war god, and transmigrated Shen Yuan is the little scholarly god that accidentally stumbles across him.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 52,665
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Comments:
- 360
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- 1,380
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- 473
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05 Jan 2026
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A Handsome Stranger by Prim_the_Amazing for lettered
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
27 Dec 2025
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It’s as Shen Qingqiu crushes the last little fluttering Iridescent Gem Beetle that the mother decides to introduce herself by burrowing up out of the earth like a cicada the size of an elephant. He just barely has time to resign himself to an even more exhausting fight than the last one - with no rest point in between to chug stamina potions or anything! Honestly, what poor game design! - when the stranger appears.
He charges into the scene out of nowhere like an absolute bullshit deus ex machina, all dark, flowing hair and robes, whirling around to stab at the Mother Beetle with a gleaming white sword, making it screech and rear back in pain. Seriously, Shen Qingqiu feels like he’s suddenly trapped in a video game cutscene introducing the new companion! Where’s the background music and camera close up? Who is this guy?
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Shen Qingqiu happens to meet a mysterious stranger on the road, but he surely isn't important or relevant to the plot in the slightest.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 42,405
- Chapters:
- 5/5
- Collections:
- 1
- Comments:
- 385
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- 2,371
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- 605
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- 17,807
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25 Dec 2025
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System Error : Wandering Cultivator Shen Yuan by Wistways
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
28 Mar 2026
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Shen Yuan didn’t mean to become the cultivation world’s answer to “Florida Man,” but here he is: half-accidental hero, part unlicensed doctor, and full-time menace to public safety.
Featuring a totally smitten War God, 'creative' solutions to Airplanes hacky writing, Luo Binghe making friends and Shang Qinghua who really has had enough of these plot deviations.- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 244,612
- Chapters:
- 34/34
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- 1,611
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- 76,138
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19 Nov 2025
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The Qing Jing Library Ghost Acquisition Guide by linhchix
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
09 Mar 2026
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A system glitch leaves a freshly deceased 15-year-old Shen Yuan as an invisible ghost stuck in the Qing Jing library. His new mission is simple: try not to get exorcised, and find a way to assist the future protagonist. But his simple plans are thoroughly derailed by the new addition of a prickly, sharp-tongued disciple—one who definitely couldn’t be the scum villain!
Or: Shen Jiu’s life gets countless times worse when he finds out he’s not only haunted by his past, but an insufferable ghost who he may or may not be falling in love with.
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 37,983
- Chapters:
- 7/?
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- 335
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- 1,407
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- 370
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24 Oct 2025
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Always Something by wholegraincatloaf
Fandom 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
08 May 2026
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Better than Nothing + extras!
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15 Sep 2025
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I Want To Marry The Beautiful Ice Prince But I'm The Protagonist Of A Xianxia Webnovel And Have To Become Demon Emperor First by ZsforSs
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
04 Jul 2026
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Shen Yuan is reborn as Mobei Jun's little brother and accidentally breaks the entire plot.
Will he survive the Northern Desert's brutal succession fights? Will he figure out Luo Binghe is in love with him before their wedding? Does he have any idea how difficult he is making things for his poor Airplane Bro??
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 105,312
- Chapters:
- 28/?
- Comments:
- 3,540
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- 5,129
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- 1,511
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- 115,856
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02 Sep 2025