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When the team bus breaks down and Richmond have to take refuge in a snug little hotel, there aren't enough rooms to go around. It's no big deal for Roy and Jamie to share a room, is it?
Under no circumstances is Jamie allowed to enjoy this.
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Jamie runs his fingers over the pages, thinking of himself seven, eight years ago who had written these words. He could’ve written some of it yesterday, if it weren’t for the fact he called him Roy Kent, full name every time. It’s embarrassing, is what it is. He knows Roy-the-real-person now, not just the football star. Knows him deeply; he can only think of a very small circle of people who know Roy better than Jamie does, the guarded fuck.
Yet he’s in the same situation, pining after Roy like he’s still stuck in this bedroom, not able to see or touch or talk to this man for real. He could do something about it. Jamie’s fucking fit. He’s a catch. Why can’t he go for it?(Jamie helps his mum and Simon move house. Packing up his childhood bedroom, he comes to a decision.)
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12 Nov 2025
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"Are we..." Jamie starts, and then discovers that he doesn't actually have words for the question. Flirting? If that's what this is, they're beyond that. Dating? They definitely aren't, except for how it feels like they kind of are. Ever going to fuck? He can't say that.
"Oh," says Roy, before he can make a decision. "Yes."
Jamie wrinkles up his forehead. If he's that calm, he must not understand what Jamie is trying to ask. "Romantic," he decides. "Are things between us romantic?"
"Yes," Roy repeats.
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14 Feb 2025
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Keeley has never really thought about Jamie as having childhood friends. Former teammates, at most. He leaned so hard into his lone-wolf, above-everyone-else persona when she first knew him that it never occurred to her to ask.
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- Part 12 of and there is happiness (kinky trio)
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07 Jan 2025
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They fucked drunk, Roy on half a case of 8% and Jamie on his disgusting flavoured spritzers. Roy couldn’t even remember how it happened, afterwards. Not at first. He remembered snippets, like Jamie taking off his shirt, and unzipping Roy’s trousers with his teeth. He remembered laughing a lot. He remembered being almost dizzy after he’d come, and his vision swirling back into focus to see Jamie raised up on his knees straddling Roy’s hips, stripping his cock fiercely with one hand while he gripped Roy’s wrist so hard he could feel the fucking bones grinding together, and Jamie’s hungry gaze on him the whole time. The way Jamie’s eyelids fluttered, and the pinkness of his open mouth that had just had Roy’s fucking cock in it.
He remembered kissing Jamie, when it was all over. The strange lurch in his belly as he realised they hadn’t done it before, not properly. The way Jamie still tasted of raspberry and vanilla, and kissed like he wanted to devour Roy whole.
They didn’t talk afterwards for a month.
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27 Jul 2024
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So when Jamie got the call from Roy’s sister, and an astoundingly clever and important little girl invited him to a sweet and silly little celebration, just them four — that was that, really. He didn’t think too hard about it. Two hours of travel to get here in the middle of a whirlwind training with the fucking National team and he follows the draw, the pull, the immeasurable force guiding him here. Not a single thought of protest, of resistance, even occurred to him. He just made it happen.
He’s really fucking gone, ain’t he?
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02 Mar 2024
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It's going to taste of salt.
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29 Feb 2024
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He can pick anywhere in the world, he just said so, but he tells her he wants to go to Amsterdam.
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Jamie's trying to be good, is the thing. A good man would go visit his dad in hospital, no matter how much he'd rather not, right? If it were Jamie himself who were ill or hurt, Dad probably wouldn't come all the way to London for him... but Jamie is better than him. This proves it.
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jamie’s dad is ill.
they haven’t seen each other in a year.
things are complicated.
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06 Dec 2023
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“Who’s that with Jamie?”
“His new girlfriend,” Colin says.
“She’s beautiful.”
Colin and Isaac look at each other, and for a moment there’s some kind of silent conversation going on quite literally over Keeley’s head. “We don’t like her,” Colin says finally.
“What?” Keeley frowns up at them. “Why not?”
Isaac shrugs, his eyes fixed on Jamie and Celia’s table. “She hits when she gets angry.”
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27 Nov 2023
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“Oi,” Jamie says. He snaps his fingers and then looks inordinately pleased when Roy glares at him. “Guess it’s down to you and me, grandad. Honestly, I’m surprised a fossil like you can still keep up.”
He’s leering a bit as he says it, eyes sparkling behind colored frames. Roy doesn’t think highly of players who rely on sunglasses to conceal their tells, figures that if you’re going to sit at the table you ought to be able to look a man in the eyes and lie to his face. But Jamie’s sunglasses are bright fucking orange, not even dark enough to hide his eyes, so it’s clear the only reason he’s wearing them is to be a prick. It makes Roy’s blood boil.
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26 Oct 2023
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‘That’s the thing,’ Roy says. ‘He’s better than he’s ever been, but he’s holding something back. He does everything I tell him to, but not anything more. I know I ask a lot, but he’s capable of being fucking brilliant. He can jog halfway through the night and cycle the rest and still look like he could do a commercial for those stupid fucking shoes they all wear, and at some point it’s not fucking up to me anymore, it has to be about him pushing his own fucking self. I don’t know how to fucking motivate him!’
For a second, Roy thinks Keeley’s going to point out that his swearing gets even worse when he’s upset about something, which he can’t fucking help and it doesn’t fucking matter anyway. Then …
‘Blowjobs,’ Keeley says, in a very business-like tone.
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18 Sep 2023
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“Roy,” Jamie says. “Babe. I ain’t exactly delicate, yeah? Whatever pervert kinky shit you’re into, you’re not gonna scare me off.”
Jamie likes to make people feel good. Roy likes to make people feel pain. This is a love story.
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08 Sep 2023
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Set a week and a half after Man City and The Hug, Roy messages Jamie thanks to relentless prompting from Keeley. She has a fantasy of watching Jamie and Roy together and it's up to Roy to make it happen.
Roy doesn't expect Jamie to be up for it. He doesn't expect to get carried away.
Written completely as texts (but can be read without Author Skin if you don't like pretty formatting/want to use your ereader).
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03 Sep 2023
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The first time they switch, Jamie’s fucking Keeley. It’s amazing, best sex of his life, and he wonders what it feels like for her—good, by the sound of it—and then a second later, he’s looking at his own face. He’s lying on his back staring up at himself.
“What the fuck,” he says in Keeley’s voice.
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In which we add some good old zany fic trope magic to canon, diverge wildly from the middle of season two, speedrun a season and a half of character development, stir up some gender feelings, play a little football, and fall in love.
Also: an improbable amount of sex. Believe.
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- Part 1 of Second Nature 'verse
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03 Sep 2023
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Whenever he says he's not feeling anything, that's when Dr. Sharon pulls out the fucking cards.
Roy can't fucking stand the fucking cards. They're plain white with plain black text, each displaying the name of a different emotion, and he's supposed to go through them and decide whether he's feeling each thing or not. It's fucking stupid, it makes him feel like a fucking toddler, and worst of all, it fucking works.
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11 Aug 2023
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08 Aug 2023
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A year in the life of Roy and Jamie.
From their first kiss to their first anniversary and all the bits in between.
(Canon divergence for season three)
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05 Aug 2023
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He’s about to get into the driver’s seat when another flash goes off right in his face and some smirky fucker says, “So, you like taking it up the ass?”
“Love it,” Jamie’s mouth says before Jamie’s brain can get in on the action. “Feels fucking great. Have a good day!”
Or: the post-Season 1 fic where, Instead of self-destruction via reality show, Jamie tries self-destruction via public and very messy coming out. It works out better than expected.
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There are about a thousand things Georgie’d like to do with her incredibly rare Saturday off rather than take the train down to the City of Manchester Stadium to watch thousands of people file in to see a football match she can’t afford tickets to, but Jamie stands before her with his hands clasped under his chin giving her big puppy dog eyes and saying please, please, please, Mum, I just want to go see, and how the hell is she supposed to say no to that face?
City’s playing Chelsea today, which means they’re in the same city as Roy Kent, and the opportunity to maybe glimpse him in person is just too tempting for Jamie to pass up.