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Stranger: u play hockey?
You: Yes. You?
Stranger: ya
Stranger: what level?
You: University, what about you?
Stranger: mlh
You: Yeah, sure lol
Stranger: am serious
You: Okay, well I don’t believe you. Why would an MLH player be on Omegle to talk about hockey lol
Stranger: maybe i like to inspire people- Language:
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12 Jul 2026
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Love is miserable, Ilya thinks. It's dirty work. It fights worse than an MLH enforcer with a drinking problem and seven missing teeth. It'll toss you about and break your bones and leave you bleeding out on the ice.
He's been in love twice, and both times he fucked it.
The first time, he hadn't even known what it was until it was gone. He had learned its shape from the hole it left behind. Hollander had gone. Poof, whoosh, like a ghost. All that was left was the man on the ice, jaw tense and eyes dead, who played like Ilya was a bug to be crushed. Ilya tried to play so dirty Hollander would throw down his gloves and then they could at least touch each other again, fist to face, but all he got was decked by a series of troglodytes in Metros jerseys.
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- Part 2 of i know how to hurt myself on you
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12 Jul 2026
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just not that into you by nightrose
Fandoms: Heated Rivalry (TV), Game Changers | Heated Rivalry - All Media Types
10 Jul 2026
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"I have an idea," Shane says, out of nowhere, which is how most of the best sexual experiences of Ilya's entire life have started.
Ilya isn't really in the mood to try something new. He's feeling mopey and sorry for himself and his broken dick and he doesn't want to let himself and Shane down, again. He was already depressed, anyways, and he doesn't know how many more failures he can take. But Shane looks so bright and hopeful and excited, like he's come up with a thrilling little secret, and Ilya can never say no to him when he makes that particular face. "Go on."
"I know you don't want to have sex because you feel bad that you can't get hard. But. What if you made me feel bad instead?"
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Ilya has sexual side effects from his SSRIs. Shane wonders if a little roleplay can make him feel better.
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11 Jul 2026
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Ilya thinks he plays hockey. Why else would he be in Canada? Why would he befriend a hockey star, Shane Hollander? Ilya must be an MLH hockey player. And a good one, too, if he's still in Canada, some ten years after being drafted. He guesses Shane is his teammate, they are friends, close friends probably, and Yuna loves him so much that he is like a second son. She cried at his hospital bed and everything. He has a family here, in Canada. Ilya Rozanov, at twenty-eight, is a very lucky man.
Or: Ilya wakes up to find out that all his dreams came true.
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11 Jul 2026
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“Some useless gossip site posted a story about Rozanov,” Hayden finally explained, turning to him. “A tell-all interview with one of his latest conquests. It was a bit… well… sensational.”
“...Sensational?” Shane repeated, dumbly. Was that his voice? Did he sound like that?
Hayden grimaced, but JJ heroically stepped in.
“She said his dick is so big she cried,” he said, simply, as if he had not just upended Shane’s entire life with a total of nine words. “And not cried in the fun way.”
In the fun way.
Oh dear.
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11 Jul 2026