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A fisherman goes out to sea to feed his village and ends up with more than he expected.
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16 Apr 2026
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Prince Sebastian is kidnapped by a tribe of orcs his kingdom has wronged. He is forced to become their pet and toy
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- Part 2 of Sebastian's Monsterfucking Adventures
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01 Feb 2026
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if you find the game good by chalicechipper
Fandoms: Sir Gawain and the Green Knight, The Green Knight (2021), Arthurian Mythology & Related Fandoms
13 Mar 2023
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Sir Gawain visits Hautdesert and proposes a game of his own, where he shall act as the prey for the hunt. If he is caught, he is at the Lord's mercy, and if he is not, the Lord is at his. Of course, he wants to get caught.
Inspired by the original poem, but compatible with the 2021 film. Imagine the cast as you please - I certainly wouldn't mind someone picturing Dev Patel!Bookmarked by splankton
04 Dec 2025
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"I'm saying I don't think holding back feelings and desires is going to do us any good” Arthur turned away from the pair and began to pace, “It is against the law to see each other behind my back, to act upon love when your husband is not around. The solution is clear; if I am here while you two are together there is no foul play. Resolved!” he nodded sharply.
(Arthur, Lancelot and Guinevere are trying to find a sensible solution to their love triangle...but none of them are really that sensible)
*warning in the notes at the beginning
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04 Dec 2025
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795 AD
At the advent of the Viking Age, the lone heir of a minor Gaelic kingdom is abducted and brought to Norway. Amidst a desperate fight for survival in a foreign land and a crisis of faith, he’s forced to confront the blight he was groomed to hide for a lifetime.
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- Part 1 of Historically Accurate Omegaverse
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- 21/21
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07 Jul 2025
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26 Dec 2024
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Luck Isn't in the Cards by SweetestHoney
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
28 Nov 2023
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When Geralt tossed Jaskier aside on the mountain, Jaskier let him be, intent on drinking his sorrows away. Instead of drinking alone, however, Yennefer finds him and makes him an offer he can't refuse.
After the second time they run into each other and fuck their brains out, they end up drifting towards each other whenever their paths cross, both of them enjoying the fucking as well as the knowledge that Geralt would be livid if he knew what they were doing. Eventually, though, their luck has to end and Geralt pops up when he's least expected, throwing all three of them into disarray. What are a bard, a sorceress, and a witcher to do with a love triangle? All end up together, of course.
(Old Summary: Jaskier is intent on drowning his sorrows and not looking for any help with that, thank you very much. Yennefer is hurt, pissed, and feeling a little petty. If she's got an idea to get back at Geralt for his general being an ass to the both of them, well, Jaskier should hear her out, right?)
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- 71,540
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- 29/?
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06 Aug 2024
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New Depths by BambiRex
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, The Witcher (TV)
02 Dec 2023
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Jaskier asks Yennefer to perform a strange spell on him. No one's ready for how much he actually enjoys the results.
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06 Aug 2024
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Jamie's Master lays eggs inside him and fertilizes them.
This is part two of the Eggs And Gay People series, but it can be read by itself.
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- Part 2 of Eggs And Gay People
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22 Feb 2024
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Humanity has a chance to gain immortality. If they can bond to an elusive alien species.
So of course, the logical decision, is to drag people with biological compatibility from earth, and force them to become sex slaves for the better of humanity.
Slow build - eventual romance - eventual forced praise/validation
Plot heavy - descriptive sex scenes.
I'm committed - writing this because the idea literally won't leave me alone.
This gets EXTREME. Learn the tags. Obey the tags. Save yourself.More ideas keep coming. save ME...
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06 Aug 2023
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Milk Thistle by Race_Horse_Blood
Fandoms: The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
05 Apr 2023
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Jeskier has done what he does best, pissed off another woman, but this time he pays the price in the form of a curse binding him and Geralt together in order to survive.
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08 Mar 2023
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What Song Can Fell the Mountain by CaveDwellers, Rhinocio
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies), The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Silmarillion and other histories of Middle-Earth - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Hobbit (Jackson Movies), The Hobbit - All Media Types
03 May 2026
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Valinor has been their home for a century and a half when, scant days after his four-hundred-and-twelfth birthday, Gimli says, "I will soon die. What are we going to do about it?"
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- Part 3 of Every Breath in Defiance
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- 168,438
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- 171/183
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29 Jul 2021
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Velle by DeHeerKonijn, Roselightfairy
Fandom The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien
15 May 2022
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11 May 2021
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Defining the Shape of a Pear by CarmillaCarmine
Fandoms: Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types, Wiedźmin | The Witcher Series - Andrzej Sapkowski, The Witcher (TV), Wiedźmin | The Witcher (Video Game)
24 Jul 2020
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After the unfortunate consequences of Geralt calling The Law of Surprise, he retires to his and Jaskier's room angry and frustrated. Jaskier has an idea how to help.
“We know little about love. Love is like a pear. A pear is sweet and has a distinct shape. Try to define the shape of a pear.”
- Jaskier/Dandelion, The Time of ContemptSeries
- Part 1 of Ballads of a Witcher and a Bard
- Part 1 of Defining Their Love
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- English
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- 29,552
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- 9/9
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26 Mar 2021
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Jaskier died atop Niedamir's mountain, shattered by the cruel rejection of the man he loved more than anything. Julian walked down the mountain, a man with no music left in him, and was forced to build a new life for himself.
A year after the disastrous dragon hunt, Geralt visits a brothel in Novigrad where, on a whim, he asks for a man. To his shock, he finds himself confronted by a far-too-familiar face.
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- Part 1 of What Dies Inside Us
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- English
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- 42,558
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- 13/13
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12 Sep 2020
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wanton boys are we by violaceum_vitellina_viridis
Fandom Wiedźmin | The Witcher - All Media Types
02 Jul 2021
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Filthy, filthy porn. Jaskier is the well-loved sub of Daddy Vesemir and the rest of the Wolf School Witchers, too.
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27 Aug 2020
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When Jaskier is cursed to always speak his mind, he and Geralt are forced to journey together to fix it before it gets him killed...if they can find the culprit in time. From traveling through swamps and fighting bandits to attending elegant banquets, the road ahead will not be easy.
Slash, post-fight fix-it fic! Chapters 1-17 are what I consider to be the start-conclusion of the truth spell fic, it's not necessary to read past that! The next arcs see them exploring a haunted fortress with a dark secret, getting involved with a gang and going to medieval jail, and a small time skip where they are vacationing at the coast and get hit with a body-swapping curse.
This fic is officially complete!
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- Part 1 of the Accursed Curses series
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- English
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- 324,246
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- 101/101
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- 6
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16 Aug 2020
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This started off as a one-time shitpost I began writing while I waited for someone to get out of the bathroom. Before I realized what was happening, it had spiraled into an ongoing and deeply self-indulgent comedy gay romance novella. I'm having fun here.
The space emperor is the tyrannical dictator of the observable universe, complacent on his palatial pleasure-planet. Little did he know that the power of gay love and an excess of pulpy sci-fi tropes would change the course of his life....... forever........
I reblog fanart and shitposts on space-emperor.tumblr.com
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- 41,162
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- 15/?
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03 Dec 2019
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A Tangled Web by Roselightfairy, TAFKAB (orphan_account)
Fandoms: The Lord of the Rings - J. R. R. Tolkien, The Lord of the Rings - All Media Types, The Lord of the Rings (Movies)
17 Jan 2019
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Five years after the War of the Ring, rumors have been spread all around Middle-Earth that the lords of Aglarond and Ithilien are closer than mere friendship. Threatened by Legolas and Gimli's obvious preference for doing business with one another, the leaders of Erebor and Mirkwood turn suspicious eyes to their trading relationships.
Infuriated by the rumors and scheming, Legolas and Gimli decide to pretend they're married in order to prove that their realms would treat fairly with others no matter what. But can they maintain the deception? Will it end their legendary friendship-- or could it lead to more?
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- English
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- 87,660
- Chapters:
- 37/37
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- 1,538
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15 Jan 2019
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The Emerald Sea by Mspunkopera for Midgetdragon7x
Fandoms: Star Trek: Alternate Original Series (Movies), Star Trek
15 Apr 2020
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What happens when Kirk and his crew find merpeople on a distant planet? Well, it definitely ain't singing, and the world that accompanies them isn't exactly Disney-friendly, either.
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19 Dec 2018