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AITA: I (25, servant) told my lord (adult, noble) that there's no way his pet is pregnant by sparrow_ink
Fandoms: 残疾暴君的掌心鱼宠[穿书] - 雪山肥狐 | The Disabled Tyrant's Pet Palm Fish [Transmigration] - Xuě Shān Féi Hú
03 Aug 2024
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"Yeah so I work at a large manor and until pretty recently I was low-level staff. But then my lord got a new pet and I kinda got promoted to... Actually I'm not sure. Technically I report to our head eunuch that serves our lord, but in practical terms I'm basically serving the pet? It's a fish btw."
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A retelling of the myth of Eros & Psyche.
An ancient artifact awakens in Magical Britain. Drama ensues. Hermione Granger doesn't have time for rubbish like having her marriage arranged by a semi-sentient cup, only it seems she doesn't have much choice in the matter. How is she supposed to help replenish the population of magical Britain when she doesn't even know her husband's name, and she's never seen his face? And is she actually falling in love with someone who might as well be a ghost? Of course not. That would be ridiculous.
Herein contains: a library as a bribe (a bribrary, if you will), too much tea drinking, and more nonsense than you can shake a wand at. Enjoy!
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Foggy is locking up the office, it’s nine o’clock on a Saturday night, and he’s debating with Karen on whether they should head to the bar first or pick up a pizza beforehand. His phone rings, he sees that it’s Claire, and the bottom of his stomach drops like he just hit the brakes on a fast-moving car.
“Hello?” He answers, “Is he okay?” He doesn’t think he’s ever had a conversation with Claire that didn’t have to do with Matt’s… hobby.
“He…” Claire pauses, and Foggy hears a thumping, then a crash. She inhales, sharply, and Foggy’s already out the door of the building, booking it down the street. “He’s in rut.”
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My Covert Operative is Your Valentine by sparrow_ink
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
22 Apr 2016
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Mycroft wouldn't say he's lonely. He's perfectly content with himself. But... it would simply be nice to have someone there that understood without questioning his love and collection of certain obscure memorabilia. Without mocking, thank you, Sherlock.
Enter one Phillip Coulson, the perfect match for the Man Behind the British Government. Who might be so excellent a match because he's been doing the running of his own Terribly Important Strategic Agency.
AKA a long-ago-fill for a long lost kinkmeme prompt. Enjoy.
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Three Kingdoms, Two Princes, and One Werewolf Wedding by sparrow_ink
Fandoms: Teen Wolf (TV)
07 Sep 2015
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Says my brain: We should write a fairy tale AU.
Says I: Yeah! Which one? Snow White? Hansel and Gretel? Ella Enchanted?
Says Brain: Shit, I don't know. But there should be princes. And an arranged marriage! Oh! Oh! And a dragon! They fight a dragon! Or something! And it's all sort of medieval! But not! And magic!
Says I, suspiciously: Is this my inner ten year old?
Says Brain: Shhhhhh. Just write it.Which is how we got this pseudo-fairytale. Derek and Stiles are princes of neighboring lands, forced to marry, For the Good of the Kingdom. They fight a dragon. Or something. And fall in love. Because who's not a sucker for a happily-ever-after?
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What happens when I'm encouraged to write silly, slashy crossovers? This. You're welcome, internet.
AKA, Tony, Tamaki, and the Hitachiin Twins create shenanigans, while Pepper, Kyouya, and Haruhi shake their heads.
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Christmas in Kansas by Unpretty
Fandoms: DCU, Superman - All Media Types, Batman - All Media Types, Wonder Woman - All Media Types
26 Apr 2016
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Clark Kent invites Bruce Wayne and Diana of Themyscira to his parents' house for Christmas. It goes, in general, pretty okay.
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05 Jul 2026
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Time travelers who plan to kill Superman never account for Martha Kent in their plans. She may not be the World's Finest, but she's a mother with a shotgun, and all told that might be scarier.
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05 Jul 2026
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Bob settles in to life at the Watchtower.
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15 May 2026
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Grace teaches Rocky a new word. It has some…unexpected consequences.
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15 May 2026
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How to screw an alien by bleeding_hydnellum
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
31 Mar 2026
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Rocky realizes he is in love with Ryland, and after confessing he learns a lot about how Ryland's biology works.
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