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    In which Simon and Baz share a room at the top of a tower, hate each other's guts, and reluctantly form a truce.

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    28 Jun 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 95

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    Simon's been reliving December 21st for longer than he's cared to count, and he's convinced that, apart from a growing hatred of Watford and endless boredom, it can't really get any worse.

    Until he runs into Baz.

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    26 Jun 2026

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    Simon Snow has watched enough romantic comedies to suspect he may be in the middle of a meet cute—well, a so-we-meet-again cute. He doesn’t know what his therapist will make of all this.

    A year and a half after their last, truceless year at Watford, Simon and Baz meet again on the London Underground.

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    16 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 28

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    “Those things will kill you,” Baz growled after him, but the door had already closed. Not that it mattered, since what Baz really meant was “I’ll kill you” and Dev certainly knew that already given the particular video shop patron he’d just dumped in Baz’s lap. The one and only (unfairly attractive) customer Baz had demanded he never be made to serve at all.

    Not because this customer was a heathen who never rewound, or a meathead who only rented terrible movies, though Baz was nearly certain after several weeks of careful monitoring that he was both of these things. The actual problem was the way this boy’s broad shoulders looked in the uniform (a slightly too small white dress shirt with a green bowtie) he wore to his job working at the Safeway down at the other end of the Watford Retail Park. Maybe his adorable freckles were part of it, too. And that little hollow right above his shirt collar where his jaw met his throat. And the way his arse looked in his cheap polyester work trousers. And—

    Okay no, actually, the problem was that Baz was completely gay.

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    13 Jun 2026

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    Six months after Cas was swallowed by the Empty, Dean, Sam and Jack find a spell to pull an angel from the Empty, but the last ingredient is missing. Determined to save Cas, Dean travels back to 2009 to get the missing ingredient from the only person who can give it to him: Castiel, fresh from having pulled Dean from hell.

    (Inspired by the tumblr post about what would be the most insane combination of Dean and Cas to meet. My answer was post-confession Dean and season 4 Cas)

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    05 Jun 2026