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Distinguished FEDRA soldier Ben Solo hates the Fireflies with his whole being. They've taken everything from him: His mother, his father, his uncle, and too many of his friends. The grudge has only worsened as the years have passed, as more and more bloodshed is perpetrated on both sides.
Too bad they're his only hope now. Them, and a 16 year old who doesn't know when to shut the fuck up.
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04 Feb 2024
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Adventures in Customer Support by v_for_verona for JacklynnFrost
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 May 2023
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Rey's had her share of weird phone calls in her job as a customer service agent for Resistance Handcuffs. You wouldn't believe the flimsy excuses people come up with to avoid admitting that they lost their keys during a game of hide the sausage, but... a werewolf? That's a new one even for her.
And, as Rey is about to find out, not everyone lies about why they've woken up chained to a radiator.
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- 11,281
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08 Jul 2023
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Smart Girls Never Do (Until They Do) by junkyardjeditrash for okapijones
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
29 Mar 2025
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Rey is pursuing her aerospace engineering degree at the expense of having a social life. When friends convince her to attend a frat party, she meets Ben Solo. One thing leads to another, and Rey finds out that sometimes, 1+1=3, and her carefully planned life is upended into total chaos.
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- Part 1 of The Smart Girl Chronicles
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- English
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- 131,986
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- 14/14
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06 Jul 2023
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Fireball, Bojangles, and Hot Derby Nights by junkyardjeditrash for Notquitegreylo, uwontfeelathing, SithyNein, ceciliasheplin
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
21 Jan 2023
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Lawyer Ben hates his job and is bored with his life until he meets a wild child roller derby queen with a passion for chicken biscuits and killer robots.
After they tumble into bed, Ben stumbles into the happy chaos of the Coruscant roller derby scene. But what happens when Ben’s work and Rey’s past collide?
TLDR: Roller Derby Sex Romp AU--with feelings!
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- English
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- 148,782
- Chapters:
- 24/24
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06 Jul 2023
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'Til I Hear It From You by AteLala for MyJediLife
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Empire Records (1995)
18 Sep 2020
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COMPLETE
She suddenly understood when women would tear off their shirts and show their tits off at the performers during concerts. She knew what panty-dropping meant. Her body was so wrecked that her jeans were starting to sop. Rey sobbed quietly and panted.
And then Ben pointed at her.
“You,” he said away from the loudspeaker, “You with the three buns,” he was definitely speaking to Rey, “Lift up your shirt.”
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Rey is a smart sassy Omega and Ben is her adorable music snob Alpha boss. He's so busy protecting her that he doesn't notice that she's thinks he's all that and a bag of chips (there's some 90s slang for you).
Star Wars Sequel Trilogy in the Empire Records Alternative Universe. Set in the 1990s.
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Hermione Granger has a career she loves, friends she can depend on, and a nice set of hand towels for her new flat.
She's single and tired of tiresome men, but that doesn't stop her from wearing beautiful lingerie underneath her serious Ministry skirts.
Or having pictures taken in naughty knickers.
Just once.
For herself.Draco Malfoy doesn't get upset at the sight of blood, which is good, because he sees a lot of it.
What he doesn't see a lot of is Hermione Granger in her unmentionables.
Usually.A series of meetings and mix-ups in which one cannot possibly mean done.
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- Part 1 of Workplace Shenanigans
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- English
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- 34,930
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- 4/4
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05 Feb 2023
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Draco Malfoy and the Mortifying Ordeal of Being in Love by isthisselfcare
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 Apr 2022
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Hermione straddles the Muggle and Magical worlds as a medical researcher and Healer about to make a big discovery. Draco is an Auror assigned to protect her from forces unknown – to both of their displeasure.
Features hyper-competent, fiery Hermione and lazy, yet dangerous, Draco. Slow burn.
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- 199,548
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- 36/36
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29 Jan 2023
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re·gres·sion: return to a former or less developed state
16 years have passed since the Battle of Hogwarts and the Wizarding world has gained some semblance of peace.
Draco Malfoy is no longer the hot-headed boy he was during the war, but has matured and faced his dark past. However, Draco's growth is tested when occult-like murders rock the DMLE and he is asked to return to England to assist in solving them.
Hermione Granger is still haunted by the ghosts of her past. She works for the DMLE as a rune and ward specialist, but she harbors resentment towards the Ministry of Magic for its lack of progress following Voldemort's defeat.
What happens when Draco and Hermione are assigned as partners to solve the murders? Will they be able to place their differences aside and catch the culprit before another Dark Lord emerges?
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- English
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- 32/32
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17 Jan 2023
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Hermione Granger is a woman of intelligence and spirit. Draco Malfoy is a man of wealth and privilege. When they meet again, a decade after the second great wizarding war—they are not impressed. But when circumstances throw them together, dislike turns to attraction, attraction turns to passion and passion may turn into something more... If they can stay out of their own way and let love take its course.
~A modern-era, Dramione take on Pride & Prejudice~
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- Part 1 of Universal Truths Universe
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- English
- Words:
- 145,480
- Chapters:
- 38/38
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- 57
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- 3,255
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17 Jan 2023
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After a French notary contacts Rey to inform her she's inherited a house in the Drôme (France), she decides from one day to the next to quit her job and move there.
The house is pretty secluded, there's no service, no internet, no way to reach other people aside from the landline in the living-room.
Ideal conditions, by her standards, as those theoretically should allow her to be perfectly alone.
Theoretically.
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- 29/29
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04 Jan 2023
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After six months in Azkaban, six months living without magic, and six months probation, Draco Malfoy reveled in the quiet. For five years working in a small bookshop in the Scottish isles gave him purpose and the silence he craved. Until the bell above the door chimed, and Hermione Granger started to make noise.
And maybe he liked the sounds she made.
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- English
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- 12,751
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 23
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- 311
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21 Dec 2022
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Souvenir by ebongawk (makeshiftcandy)
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
19 Dec 2020
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Oh.
When Rose said she had an Uncle Ben, Rey hadn’t expected him to look like… that.
OR
Rey fucks her best friend's uncle.
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29 Nov 2022
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Right Where You Left Me by Aaveena
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
10 Jul 2022
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“Rey, is that you?”
Her head snaps up, and then he’s there, ducking beneath the raised frame of a car, striding towards her with a shock in his eyes that mirrors her own.
“Ben,” he says when he stops to loom over her, as tall as ever. Like she doesn’t remember. As if she could have possibly ever forgotten. “Ben Solo.”
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If Rey Palpatine has learned anything over the course of her life, it’s that nothing lasts forever. Everything, without exception, has an expiration date.
No one has worked harder to teach her this than Ben Solo.Bookmarked by sarcasEm
17 Nov 2022
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Children and Other Wild Animals by Virginia_Tradescant
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
01 Apr 2021
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“Solo, think about it from my perspective. You want to be director of a field office one day, right? What would you do? Put a green agent with insufficient clearance on protection duty for a high value target? All because a more senior and experienced agent hates kids?!”
“Sir, with all due respect, I don’t hate kids”—actually, he’s pretty sure he does—“but I don’t think I’m the right fit for this job. Would you believe me as a preschool aide?”
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After a harrowing undercover assignment, FBI agent Ben Solo decides to take on an “easy” witness protection case that turns out to be anything but.
Inspired by the timeless romantic classic, Kindergarten Cop.
But with heaping cup of swearing. And a half cup of smut. Add a teaspoon of inspiration from Witness. Plus a heavy dash of Bodyguard. Simmer on low for about 18 chapters, then bring to a roaring boil until done. Enjoy!
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- English
- Words:
- 90,383
- Chapters:
- 30/30
- Collections:
- 2
- Comments:
- 1,393
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08 Nov 2022
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Public Bookmark 28611
Mystery Work
Part of archived works
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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31 Oct 2022
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doing something unholy by Inayaluic
Fandoms: Star Wars - All Media Types, Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
17 Oct 2022
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Moving in with her uncle was fine. Really.
Uncle Ben was nice enough, and living in his middle-class neighborhood, with his cookie-cutter house and sensible car, was far better than the last few years with her mom had been.
Rey just wasn’t sure why she couldn’t stop staring at him. And why did her belly swirl with nerves and a weird sort of anticipation whenever Uncle Ben was around?
- Language:
- English
- Words:
- 6,515
- Chapters:
- 3/3
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- 1
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21 Oct 2022
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I hate you (but I want it) by anopendoor for pocketsofdaisy
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
10 Oct 2022
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Two college rivals who thought they hated each other, but then get wasted at a frat party and...
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- English
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- 1/1
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10 Oct 2022
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Rey and Ben are friends. Like. Best friends. Totally platonic. What on earth could ever change that?
UPDATE: Now with Moodboard and Russian Translation!
https://ficbook.net/readfic/7334381- Language:
- English
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- 9,167
- Chapters:
- 1/1
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- 110
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02 Oct 2022
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Public Bookmark 955
Mystery Work
Part of Private Collection
Summary
This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!
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29 Sep 2022
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yes i said yes i will yes by Reylohirrim
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy, Star Wars - All Media Types
14 Sep 2022
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There are words crawling up from Rey’s lungs. Up her throat, climbing her tongue.
They’re words that she had been hearing echo in her mind, in her own voice, telling herself a truth she didn’t want to hear.
“I should have stayed with you.”
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14 Sep 2022