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dog - noun
1. a carnivorous mammal (Canis familiaris) closely related to the gray wolf that has long been domesticated as a pet, occurs in a variety of sizes, colors, and coat types, and is sometimes trained to perform special tasks (such as herding, guarding, or acting as a service animal)
2. (informal) a worthless or contemptible person
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On his 17th birthday, a young, starstruck Vincent Whittman encounters his beloved idol, national radio celebrity Alastor Guidry, at his father's networking event. When the night turns into one of tragedy, confusion and horror that Vincent would never forget, it sparks the beginning of an unexpected relationship between the boy and his lifelong hero. One of guidance, manipulation, and tensions that carries them into adulthood, only to inevitably drag them into a downward spiral towards Hell.
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- Part 1 of The Accomplice AU
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“I’m not letting go until you swallow,” Alastor replied calmly, though his gaze was hardened on Vincent’s wet, mismatched eyes.
“No! I can’t do it!” Vincent whimpered, fighting the agonizing churning of his stomach contents. Hot tears gathered on his waterline, and one slid down his burning cheek. “I-I’m going to throw up!”
“You won’t. Now chew.”
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Alastor tries to get his accomplice Vincent accustomed to human flesh. Yk, like any good mentor would.
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- Part 2 of The Accomplice AU
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come rest your bones next to me by saltedkoiii
Fandoms: Falsettos - Lapine/Finn, Falsettos - Lapine/Finn (Broadway Cast) RPF
02 Jan 2025
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Marvin visits Whizzer’s grave once again, but this time, he has some important news to deliver to him. All Whizzer can do is lay and listen.
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Vincent and Alastor have been friends since they were kids. They graduated highschool together, go to the same college, and they've just moved into their own apartment.
The only problem is the thing wearing Alastor's face is no longer his childhood friend.
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Or a The Summer Hikaru Died inspired AU :)
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- Part 1 of Bitter Pleasure
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06 Jul 2026
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Hikaru's Body by goo_ner
Fandoms: 光が死んだ夏 | Hikaru ga Shinda Natsu | The Summer Hikaru Died (Manga), Jennifer's Body (2009)
17 Jun 2026
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Yoshiki Tsujinaka always believed he knew Hikaru Indou better than anyone. After all, they grew up together in the small town of Kubitachi, sharing a bond so intense it seemed unbreakable. But when a night of music, booze, and bad decisions ends in an unspeakable tragedy, Hikaru returns a changed person. As a series of deaths begins to rock the town, Yoshiki must face a terrifying truth: the boy he loves is turning into something monstrous, and perhaps there were always parts of him he never truly understood.
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A Jennifer’s Body AU featuring characters from The Summer Hikaru Died. Set in the mid-2000s in the United States, this is a story of horror, romance, and tragedy exploring adolescence, masculinity, obsession, and two people who love each other in the most twisted of ways.
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05 Jul 2026
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"For what is a man, what has he got? - If not himself, then he has naught - To say the things he truly feels - And not the words of one who kneels - The record shows I took the blows - And did it my way"
Following the finale, the hotel and the Vees decide to forbid the now-free Alastor and the now-subdued Vox from seeing each other after the stunt they’ve pulled, afraid they’d cause more trouble for hell.
But obsessive hatred runs quite deep, and if the two can’t find a way to ruin each other’s lives in hell, they’d risk everything to find another way in another place.
Somewhere out there exists a universe in which Alastor and Vox are as close in every sense as possible. Geographically, temporally, emotionally. An alternative version of Al and Vincent on Earth in the modern times. One day, they begin to get spontaneously possessed by their demon counterparts, whose plan consists of tormenting each other in their bodies.
Their possessions won’t always be timely consistent, leading to a few teeny-tiny... mishaps.
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17 Jun 2026
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(pray for) Us Sinners by keesha_the_cat
Fandoms: Project Hail Mary - Andy Weir, Project Hail Mary (2026)
17 Jun 2026
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His arm twists painfully behind him as he’s dragged along towards the large box, which now sits open before him. He recognizes distantly that it’s made of the soundproofing material Eridians use to make private rooms. An Eridian wouldn’t be able to see the inside.
He realizes it's just the right size for him.
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The Eridians have done their best to treat Ryland Grace well since he saved their planet. At least, most of them. A few years after his arrival, he is abducted by a group more interested in his biology than his wellbeing. Rocky and the others scramble to find him, before it's too late.
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26 May 2026
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static and silk by evanescxnce
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon), Hellaverse | Hazbin Hotel & Helluva Boss Universe
25 Mar 2026
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✰ alastor and vox have a sleepover at voxs apartment and vox insists the two watch a movie on the tv, which alastor initially resists, due to his hatred of modern technology, or any technology past his death, but eventually gives in seeing how excited vox is about it. they have popcorn and fall asleep cuddling. in the quiet of his apartment, with the glow of his screen as their only light, it's easily to forget that this is still the 1950's—and that some truths are still too dangerous to say out loud.
(they're both in denial that they love each other)
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- Part 2 of radiostatic oneshots
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10 May 2026