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Jacob Lash currently has two things on his to-do list: summon an elder god and sleep with Pocket. At least one of these is harder than it should be.
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Patience isn’t Lash’s strong suit, but trust isn’t Arin’s, and here they are. Maybe they’re underestimating him, but all Lash wants is their body — not their business, not their money, not their power. It makes it easy to surrender.
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When Lady Geist invites her for tea, Mina is so eager to please that she misses all the cues telling her she isn’t exactly the guest of honor.
She’s not even drinking the tea. Her only job is to hold it.
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The day of the Maelstrom arrives -- again and again and again.
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Pocket must spend a week at the Baroness, exploring the myriad turns their life might have taken -- or could yet take.
A Choose Your Own Adventure story.
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When Pocket recruits Jacob Lash as an ally for the coming Maelstrom, they find themself with way more than they bargained for.
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Kinktober 2021 by robocryptid
Fandom Apex Legends (Video Games), Castlevania (Cartoon), Disco Elysium (Video Game), Final Fantasy VII Remake (Video Game 2020), Hades (Video Game 2018), Leverage, Overwatch (Video Game)
31 Oct 2021
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My fills for Kinktober 2021, using this prompt list.
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He came back to himself in inches. Sam smelled clean and familiar where his face was wedged against the side of his neck, and the hands at his back were moving steadily up and down, firm pressure over the faint scratches from earlier pulling him back, separating out the present moment. One of them slid up and curled loosely in the hair at the top of his head, tugging experimentally backwards. Andrew kept his face where it was.
“Hey princess, you gonna look at me ever again or are you just gonna keep feeling up my traps with your face indefinitely?”
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Remember how they were having a good fun time making out on the couch and then things took a hard left? This fic answers the question of "what would have happened if Andrew had been just well-adjusted enough to keep the ring off his damn finger for like another 24 hours?" and the answer is, basically, sex.
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30 Jul 2026
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“speak to me (don't say a word)” by bothybitch
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The humble hot dog stand. Legendary fixture of New York City’s street food scene. Home to a species of vermin unique to the Cursed Apple, which certain enterprising vendors have learned to monetize as a kind of supplemental revenue stream when the wiener dog sales aren’t quite cutting it. It is, claims Jacob Lash, an unparalleled culinary experience. Pocket is certain that this is just Lash’s usual bluster talking. They’re about to find out that, for once, he’s not exaggerating.
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19 Jul 2026
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"Haute Cuisine" by gradientdescent
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19 Jul 2026
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"An Ill Advised Diversion" by gradientdescent
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For some reason, Pocket just keeps accidentally falling into compromising situations with Lash. Who can say why? It’s a total mystery. It’s hard for Pocket to keep up the innocent act when Lash has three fingers inside them and he’s warming them up for more, but by golly they’re trying.
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19 Jul 2026
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"Twenty Questions" by gradientdescent
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…unless you want to lose. Which, depending on what’s at stake, you might. You could, for example, have bet that some other random boxer could get you off with his asscheeks alone faster than Lash. In this case, even if you lose, you’ve still won.
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19 Jul 2026
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"Never Bet Against The Lash" by gradientdescent